Dannyboy and dating

[gersforme]

i hear he's now taken to over 40 stone chubbies, what a disgusting individual this man is, a true freak of nature. :(

[rumandcokeralph]

Dannys best chat up line is "does this smell like chloroform? "

[BertrandRussell]

Danny's go-to chat up line is, "Can you fit in the back of a transit van?".

[gersforme]

danny makes me physically sick with his antics, i god help those poor woman, he's a poor man's valentino, with nae baws and a short fuse :blue:

[rumandcokeralph]

"You dinny sweat much for a fat bird"

[gersforme]

a burd i know dated danny, she said his feet were phucking honking and his breath was bucky and stale roll ups, and when i asked about his prowess in bed, she threw up and i had to call an ambulance

[Sconemeister1314]

If Danny likes the more corpulent woman , i dont really think its our business to mock the man . :blue:

[rumandcokeralph]

Bromide should be his tipple of choice.

[BertrandRussell]

How many of Danny's one night stands does it take to change a light bulb?




...no-one knows. They cannae find a room big enough.

:blue:

[gersforme]

i think its outrageous that he is allowed to gloat about his exploits, some of us havent emptied our bags in years :(

[CB_1874]

They may be a tad portly, but every poster on here - bar none - would be up there like a rat up a drainpipe given half a chance. >:)

[DannyBhoy]

They may be a tad portly, but every poster on here - bar none - would be up there like a rat up a drainpipe given half a chance. >:)

http://i61.tinypic.com/vnmr6g.jpg

[Dirty_Dingus_Magee]

They may be a tad portly, but every poster on here - bar none - would be up there like a rat up a drainpipe given half a chance. >:)

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Have you shagged her Danny?

[gersforme]

i dont go for chubbies, too much work there

[DannyBhoy]

i dont go for chubbies, too much work there

Why? They are so much easier to please.

:?

[gersforme]

they just tend to be very dramatic , you know? im not fat, i'm bbw and all that shoite

[DannyBhoy]

they just tend to be very dramatic , you know? im not fat, i'm bbw and all that shoite

You've been paying too much attention to the profiles on POF.

[gersforme]

aye, but i've been laid a few times this year on there, some women have simply no standards :(

[DannyBhoy]

'Love a night out with the girls, but can't beat a good night in with a DVD'

XD

What a lot of pish. I'd love to see the ****e you have written there, mines is terrible, I actually feel sorry for the lassies who believe it.

[gersforme]

i normally throw in some shoite like, existential ambiguity is my domain, i love to dream and hope for the first light of romance, makes them drip :D

the amount of women who claim "friends made me join this" when you know they just want humped is a hoot

[DannyBhoy]

"came on here to see what all the fuss is"

"I have a wee boy/girl who is my world"

"I love travelling"

"Only guys with exceptional banter need apply"

It's just a lot of bullshyte, sometimes I'm cringing when you read their things. Christ, I cringe when I read mine, so God knows what the lassies think.

:blue:

[gersforme]

most of them are just like us, *** mad cheating basturds, oh wait, thats just me :blue:

[DannyBhoy]

They certainly have ideas above their station,

'If I don't reply, it's cause you're not my type'

:D

Have you seen any good docs on North Korea?

[happytim]

i sometimes think the many profiles are written by the one person.

some are so aggressive as well.

"only message me if you have a photo"

"can you prove to me decent men do exist"

"all i get is players and cheats"

some dont even have a photo themselves but demand the guy does.

another one i like is "go to the gym 5 days a week" aye fekin right you do.

[DannyBhoy]

another one i like is "go to the gym 5 days a week" aye fekin right you do.

I've seen them as well, Reve!

:D

[happytim]

danny, one on oasis.com during the week.

shes 48.

on the profile it asks if you have kids or want kids.

my profile is

children. 2
want. dont want

hers was

children. dont have any.
want. want children.

ffs is she for real, a bit late in the day for her.

on pof, the woman on there love themselves so much and the majority only go for men much younger, they are too thick to understand 60% of woman dosent fit in with the top 20% of men.

then they complain theyre dumped and only get players and cheats while its them that ignore potential good dates that might lead to a good relationship.

women are nuts, all of them.

[gersforme]

rev, if you ever pump any of them, can you share their usernames with me, for er...purely research purposes :blue:

[happytim]

i,ll give you my ex,s username ger.

dont tell her you know me though.

[DannyBhoy]

I'm telling you, Reve, expand your search to Edinburgh, they're a lot more friendlier.

[happytim]

a bit unpractical though.

im restricted with kids a lot of the time and tbh i think this puts women off.

in my experience ive found they want a guy to accept all theyre baggage including the kids and divorce and all the crap that comes with it but he can have none of his own, thats what i mean about being unrealistic.

they dont understand for every woman with kids that divorces there is a guy going through the same shyte.

they seem to think all guys appear as they do in the films.

[DannyBhoy]

Tell them lies, Reve.

[happytim]

what sort of lies do you tell danny.

[DannyBhoy]

Whatever I think will get me closer to my hole.

[MickDundeeRed1903]

Canny wack a cheeky plumper now and again like

[Sconemeister1314]

The last really fat bird i rattled fell asleep and snored like a pig when i was daeing the Fowl Deed :blue:

She had a drinks cabinet that Oliver Reed would have been proud off . :s

[gersforme]

i'll tell them any shoite to get laid, most of them know youre lying anyway and don't give a phuck, women have needs too, i'm just amazed that an ugly kvnt like me can even get a kiss never mind anything else.

[521buc]

We'll rounded girls I remember were so much better..

For a start you are so much higher up off the livingroom fleer whilst doing what young guys do.you lads need to try before you slag..:heart:

[DannyBhoy]

The last really fat bird i rattled fell asleep and snored like a pig when i was daeing the Fowl Deed :blue:

She had a drinks cabinet that Oliver Reed would have been proud off . :s

Did you drink her dry, Scone?