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yubbywelch
18-04-2014, 10:48 AM
What is the best advice someone has ever given you?
bongosdad
19-04-2014, 12:41 AM
use a condom
MissWinnie
19-04-2014, 10:26 AM
Probably something my Uncle said to me when I was a child ... To always look for the funny side of life or a situation ...
Exiledvillan
20-04-2014, 07:08 PM
An old bloke in the pub once told me (as an 18 yr old), Never put ya Knob where ya wouldn't put ya Gob. So I aint put it in a bowl of broccoli since ;) .
Still laugh about the auld bugger now. He must be dead over 20 odd years.
Sorry LMV, Win and Rosie if I have offended.
yubbywelch
21-04-2014, 04:50 AM
So Chilli? is on the cards?????
yubbywelch
21-04-2014, 04:53 AM
I was given advice when I got married, and that was to not go to bed angry, air your differences before you go to sleep.
I realized 5 years later, that advice doesn't work for every couple.
Exiledvillan
21-04-2014, 07:31 AM
So Chilli? is on the cards?????
With you there Yubbs, we used to tease him about food stuffs and his two worded reply always ended in OFF. He was extremely un-pc, a dinosaur if you like and would often use the phrase when others were discussing things like prostitutes or same *** relationships etc, if you know what I mean.
This was early 80's mate and tolerance wasn't tolerated, especially among the old school god- fearing generation.
NuclearDevice
23-04-2014, 07:33 PM
"If you haven't got anything good to say about someone, don't say anything"
My gran told me this when I was knee high to a grasshopper. Wish I'd listened :(
yubbywelch
24-04-2014, 12:57 AM
Ditto Nuc, I have a big mouth, and blurt out first thing that comes into my head.
ozfan
24-04-2014, 10:58 PM
That's what small children do.
Keep ya back straight and lift with your legs.
yubbywelch
29-04-2014, 10:40 AM
We aren't all as perfect as you Oz, sorry I mean your excellency.
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