Best advice

[yubbywelch]

What is the best advice someone has ever given you?

[bongosdad]

use a condom

[MissWinnie]

Probably something my Uncle said to me when I was a child ... To always look for the funny side of life or a situation ...

[Exiledvillan]

An old bloke in the pub once told me (as an 18 yr old), Never put ya Knob where ya wouldn't put ya Gob. So I aint put it in a bowl of broccoli since ;) .

Still laugh about the auld bugger now. He must be dead over 20 odd years.

Sorry LMV, Win and Rosie if I have offended.

[yubbywelch]

So Chilli? is on the cards?????

[yubbywelch]

I was given advice when I got married, and that was to not go to bed angry, air your differences before you go to sleep.

I realized 5 years later, that advice doesn't work for every couple.

[Exiledvillan]

So Chilli? is on the cards?????

With you there Yubbs, we used to tease him about food stuffs and his two worded reply always ended in OFF. He was extremely un-pc, a dinosaur if you like and would often use the phrase when others were discussing things like prostitutes or same *** relationships etc, if you know what I mean.

This was early 80's mate and tolerance wasn't tolerated, especially among the old school god- fearing generation.

[NuclearDevice]

"If you haven't got anything good to say about someone, don't say anything"

My gran told me this when I was knee high to a grasshopper. Wish I'd listened :(

[yubbywelch]

Ditto Nuc, I have a big mouth, and blurt out first thing that comes into my head.

[ozfan]

That's what small children do.



Keep ya back straight and lift with your legs.

[yubbywelch]

We aren't all as perfect as you Oz, sorry I mean your excellency.