Football Jokes

[Arran007]

I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. 'I want to live forever' I said.
'Sorry' said the fairy, 'I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that.'
'Fine' I said, 'I want to die when West Brom win the Premier League.'"
'You crafty cnut !' said the fairy.

[Arran007]

Apparantly, West Bromwich Albion football club is under investigation by the Inland Revenue for tax evasion - they've been claiming for Silver Polish for the past 30 years.

[Arran007]

Paul Lambert was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her shopping.

He stopped and asked, 'Can you manage dear?' to which the old lady replied, 'no way you got yourself into this mess, don't ask me to sort it out!'

[Arran007]

Why do midgets always laugh when playing football ?

The grass tickles their balls !

[Arran007]

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team ?

Because she kept running away from the ball.

[Arran007]

Name three football clubs that contain swear words ?

Arsenal, S****horpe and F*****g West Brom.

[bongosdad]

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