Jacked in my job today

[danegee]

Sick of not being respected and today, my birthday, I never got a card or a handshake from the boss. C-unt.
This shows I am not appreciated and proves the lack of respect they have for me. Look at that Roberto Carlos, he got a Bugatti from his boss.

I was just not happy my boss forgot me. I mean even Spurs send me a signed( albeit a copy of the boss's signature) birthday each year and I don't even work for them. I just support them.


I mean, it's not that I wanted a Bugatti, a handshake would have sufficed.
A cake even, but they'd probably have forgotten how many candles to put on it.
Guarantee I get my card in the post tomorrow!

[davee59]

Sick of not being respected and today, my birthday, I never got a card or a handshake from the boss. C-unt.
This shows I am not appreciated and proves the lack of respect they have for me. Look at that Roberto Carlos, he got a Bugatti from his boss.

I was just not happy my boss forgot me. I mean even Spurs send me a signed( albeit a copy of the boss's signature) birthday each year and I don't even work for them. I just support them.


I mean, it's not that I wanted a Bugatti, a handshake would have sufficed.
A cake even, but they'd probably have forgotten how many candles to put on it.
Guarantee I get my card in the post tomorrow!

I think you have been a bit hasty danegee, the card might have got delayed in the post! I believe that Royal Mail might even deliver it on a Sunday these days.
On the other hand if your postie got hold of the card, he may have guessed that there would have probably been a rather large cheque in it!
If to

[EngNor]

Sick of not being respected and today, my birthday, I never got a card or a handshake from the boss. C-unt.
This shows I am not appreciated and proves the lack of respect they have for me. Look at that Roberto Carlos, he got a Bugatti from his boss.

I was just not happy my boss forgot me. I mean even Spurs send me a signed( albeit a copy of the boss's signature) birthday each year and I don't even work for them. I just support them.


I mean, it's not that I wanted a Bugatti, a handshake would have sufficed.
A cake even, but they'd probably have forgotten how many candles to put on it.
Guarantee I get my card in the post tomorrow!

I think you have been a bit hasty danegee, the card might have got delayed in the post! I believe that Royal Mail might even deliver it on a Sunday these days.
On the other hand if your postie got hold of the card, he may have guessed that there would have pro

[danegee]

Sorry, but maybe I have confused?

Not my birthday yesterday. Just my attempt on satire. As usual, it backfires :(

I take it you haven't heard Yaya Toure's and his agent Dimitri Salek's latest moan?


XD

[davee59]

Sorry, but maybe I have confused?

Not my birthday yesterday. Just my attempt on satire. As usual, it backfires :(

I take it you haven't heard Yaya Toure's and his agent Dimitri Salek's latest moan?


XD

But if it wasn't your birthday, why did you jack in your job mate?

[EngNor]

Sorry, but maybe I have confused?

Not my birthday yesterday. Just my attempt on satire. As usual, it backfires :(

I take it you haven't heard Yaya Toure's and his agent Dimitri Salek's latest moan?


XD



Completely oblivious to anything football at the moment mate, so I took it as it was. XD

Still, hope you get a Bugatti. ;D :)

[DEVONSPUR]

Sorry, but maybe I have confused?

Not my birthday yesterday. Just my attempt on satire. As usual, it backfires :(

I take it you haven't heard Yaya Toure's and his agent Dimitri Salek's latest moan?


XD

Satire is wasted on here as you shd know as is wit, metaphor and hyperbole!
:?

Spammers now reaching for their dictionaries as we speak!
XD

[StanleyMatthewsOverr]

West Ham fans would never be able to say they've 'jacked in their job'.

Those East End scruffs have never had jobs.