jiltedjohn
25-05-2014, 11:43 PM
On the train yesterday, this oriental thing gets on and sits diagonally opposite me. Boy, was she ugly, a little chubby, thick false eye-lashes, a ton of slap covering a pockmarked face and a huge pair of hands. The weird thing was I couldn't stop looking across, a carefully placed handbag looked to be hiding a bulge in her groin area which made me more than a bit curious, my sly glances didn't go un-noticed and I was now being smiled at by broken gravestone like teeth, to make matters worse she then removed her coat and I could see her wee nips pointing out, thank f8ck she got off at Newcastle before I had a Crocodile Dundee moment.