Oldtimeram
20-06-2014, 12:20 AM
1. Roy Hodgson has set up a friendly match against Iceland to try and cheer fans up. If we beat them then we go on to play Tesco's and then Sainsbury's.
2. A man goes to a brothel and says, " I have £40 will you humiliate me please." The Madam replies, "Here put on this England shirt!"
3. Teacher to class, "What does your Dad do at the Weekends?" A little boy replies, " He is a dancer at a Gay club, and sometimes, if the money's right, he lets punters spank his @rse. The teacher takes the kid outside, "Is that True?"" No Miss, It's b0llocks. He is the goalkeeper for England, but I am too embarrassed to say."
4. The England team went to visit an orphanage in Brazil this morning. "It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible." said Emilio Di Costa aged 6
5. Red Basie has a ticket to see the England team on Wednesday. He is going to Heathrow.
Actually I don't think these are jokes..they seem to be true facts
2. A man goes to a brothel and says, " I have £40 will you humiliate me please." The Madam replies, "Here put on this England shirt!"
3. Teacher to class, "What does your Dad do at the Weekends?" A little boy replies, " He is a dancer at a Gay club, and sometimes, if the money's right, he lets punters spank his @rse. The teacher takes the kid outside, "Is that True?"" No Miss, It's b0llocks. He is the goalkeeper for England, but I am too embarrassed to say."
4. The England team went to visit an orphanage in Brazil this morning. "It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible." said Emilio Di Costa aged 6
5. Red Basie has a ticket to see the England team on Wednesday. He is going to Heathrow.
Actually I don't think these are jokes..they seem to be true facts