would you ever cheat on your missus?

[gersforme]

I can't lie, i've done the durty a few times, i wish i was a better man, but it was on a plate with no strings attached and i had a raging banger, what say ye?

[supernotts5891]

I can't lie, i've done the durty a few times, i wish i was a better man, but it was on a plate with no strings attached and i had a raging banger, what say ye?





do you want me again baby?

[BertrandRussell]

Only if Rihanna asks really nicely.

[gersforme]

I got huckled once, she threw my suits oot the windae and told me to phuck off, luckily i still had my working gear on, i work as a part time clown.

[rumnpepp]

Part time ma erse if ever there was a full time clown it's you.

[gersforme]

Part time ma erse if ever there was a full time clown it's you.

i wondered who would be first to pick up on that predictable pun, i had my money on a dundonian

[spameater1]

Gers is quite happy to cheat on his family,but will never say a word against his beloved OO.

[gersforme]

Gers is quite happy to cheat on his family,but will never say a word against his beloved OO.

thats pretty low for a fitba board, shame on you

[scots]

I got huckled once, she threw my suits oot the windae and told me to phuck off, luckily i still had my working gear on, i work as a part time clown.

On the positive side ye dinnae huv tae work too hard at it :)

[spameater1]

Never feel shame aboot something ye believe in(I will await MR CHIPS Woland)no need tae agree on anything jist cause they support the same team as you FITBA isn'y that important.

[gersforme]

i dinnae mind a bit of banter but don't bring my family intae it ffs, i ken ye probably meant it as a joke


nae bother

[gersforme]

I got huckled once, she threw my suits oot the windae and told me to phuck off, luckily i still had my working gear on, i work as a part time clown.

On the positive side ye dinnae huv tae work too hard at it :)[/quote]

you're dead funny, how long did you rehe**** that sterling come back? I'm in awe

[spameater1]

We might have to agree to disagree Gers,family comes first for me no Fitba,religeon or countries goodnight and may yer God bless.

[gersforme]

maybe you missed the point, but nae probs

[Dirty_Dingus_Magee]

If ye cheat on yer wife/bird you shouldna be with her.

[blanche]

Resisted tempatation so far(16 years).

Would hope I wouldn't.

I would be ****ing devastated if she did the dirty to me so I try to use that to keep me on the straight and narrow.

Mind you,as I get older,tempatation doesn't seem to come along that often XD

[gersforme]

its nae fun being "aesthetically challenged" :blue:

[blanche]

Speak for yourself.

I'm gorgeous :heart:

[gersforme]

blanche, you're pig ugly, no doubt about that, most north east coaster have a face like t***der and nae teeth

[blanche]

I've got teeth.

And hair.

So sook on that my friend.


I was once told I looked like a young Tony Curtis.

But that was decades ago :blue:

[gersforme]

tony curtis was an ugly kvnt, no surprise there was a comparison, now you look like alf garnet >:(

[Mook1]

I was once told I dance like Ian Curtis.

[blanche]

I heard you look like Willo Flood.

[gersforme]

I heard you look like Willo Flood.

you sir have crossed the line, i'm despicably offended :(

[Mook1]

I heard you look like Willo Flood.

Your ears are phucked, his bedroom is flooded.

[blanche]

And by "bedroom" you mean?

[Mook1]

[quote="blanche" you mean?[/quote]

His kitchen.

[blanche]

Under the sink?

[Mook1]

Under the sink?

Where is all this leading to?

[Sir_Walter_Timslayer]

I would never cheat on Dame Timslayer :heart:

[mitherzundhand]

I can't lie, i've done the durty a few times, i wish i was a better man, but it was on a plate with no strings attached and i had a raging banger, what say ye?
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