Things that Wednesday have had that United haven't...

[braggyowl]

...A Boxing day victory of 4-0 in front of a record third division attendance of 49,309...

That should do for starters. ;)

[Katchouro]

A bit of plagiarism I see. ;)


A chairman who described the fans as scum, cretins, yobs and venomous bitches.

Fans painting the stadium initiatives.

Franny Jeffers.

Chlamydia checkups for free tickets.

Ravenjetbyrne. (I just wanna talk Wednesday)

A couple of fakeovers.

Charlton Palmer providing giggles a plenty in his roll as colour commentator.

[aussieowl]

Playing first at Bramall Lane.

[aussieowl]

First use of the nickname Blades.

[aussieowl]

Victory at Wembley over their city rivals in the FA Cup.

[aussieowl]

Zero defeats & humiliations in play off finals.

[aussieowl]

The warm & fuzzy feeling that every football fan in the country knows we are a truly MASSIVE club.

[lansdowneoldskool]

Players jailed for match-fixing

Sacking of the manager on Christmas Eve

A winding up order

A campaign from the local paper to save the club

[lansdowneoldskool]

An average attendance of less than 25,000 in the Premier League this century.

[lansdowneoldskool]

A hooligan on the Jeremy Kyle show - view external link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02VAcTFm9Yc)

[Rotherhamowl10]

Never averaged as low as 13k in the last 20 years.

Acknowledged the fact that Wednesday fans call them pigs in their own programme from the derby at the sty in 1967.http://i58.tinypic.com/j589hf.jpg

Sing about losing 4-0 on boxing day.

Bottle promotion in 2012 at the hands of your closest rivals.

Kivo owl explain it well to be honest:

Formed because the owners of a football ground had lost its biggest source of income - their future rivals having left to build their own ground - and to give a bit of competition to that same future rival who had become the dominant team in the area.

The club that last won a major trophy before the Wall Street Crash.

The club that brought a close to 115 years of county cricket in their city by evicting a club that had been at the ground 34 years before they were formed, so they could knock down a beautiful pavilion and build a football stand with pink cladding on it.

The club whose fans like to think their rivals have benefited from mo

[blades58]

A hooligan on the Jeremy Kyle show


XD XD XD

You don't actually watch that sh1t do you LOS?

[braggyowl]

pride in the knowledge that if England had got the World Cup...Hillsborough was chosen over another ground in Sheffield. :)

[braggyowl]

[quote="Rotherhamowl10"]Never averaged as low as 13k in the last 20 years.

Acknowledged the fact that Wednesday fans call them pigs in their own programme from the derby at the sty in 1967.http://i58.tinypic.com/j589hf.jpg

Sing about losing 4-0 on boxing day.

Bottle promotion in 2012 at the hands of your closest rivals.

Kivo owl explain it well to be honest:

Formed because the owners of a football ground had lost its biggest source of income - their future rivals having left to build their own ground - and to give a bit of competition to that same future rival who had become the dominant team in the area.

The club that last won a major trophy before the Wall Street Crash.

The club that brought a close to 115 years of county cricket in their city by evicting a club that had been at the ground 34 years before they were formed, so they could knock down a beautiful pavilion and build a football stand with pink cladding on it.

The club whose fa

[braggyowl]

A League cup in our trophy room.



A play off final trophy as well. :)

Albeit one less FA cup..But you can't have everything. ;)

[Rotherhamowl10]

A League cup in our trophy room.



A play off final trophy as well. :)

Albeit one less FA cup..But you can't have everything. ;)

...but they have the 'steel city cup' sitting proud in their trophy room XD XD

[braggyowl]

XD XD XD Steel City Cup..XD XD XD

[Rotherhamowl10]

You've caused quite a stir on owlsmad2 about copying their thread braggy.

"Copied the blades as usual" XD XD

[braggyowl]

XD XD XD Shoudn't have told me that Roth..I won't sleep tonight now! XD

[hirstyboywonder]

You've caused quite a stir on owlsmad2 about copying their thread braggy.

"Copied the blades as usual" XD XD

Any stupid blunt that thinks we copy them 'as usual' should be referred to posts 3 and 4 in this thread.

[hirstyboywonder]

Chris O'Grady up front.

Though that could change if the bog roll billionaire puts his hand in his pocket and really starts to splash out...

[hirstyboywonder]

8 seasons in the Premier League

66 seasons in the top flight

[hirstyboywonder]

A player of the club winning the Football Writers Footballer of the year award.

[braggyowl]

Roland Nilsson.

[braggyowl]

Chrissy Waddle.

David Hirst.

(thought you'd have got that one in first Hirsty.) :)

[hirstyboywonder]

Chrissy Waddle.

David Hirst.

(thought you'd have got that one in first Hirsty.) :)

Too obvious. Plus that strange lot next door aren't too bothered as they had Brian Deane!

[lansdowneoldskool]

Delusions of grandeur.

[lansdowneoldskool]

A tunnel.

[lansdowneoldskool]

The Owls Crime Squad (the "Pathetic Sharks" of the hooligan world).

[lansdowneoldskool]

A fat Wolverhampton coach driver who undresses to the delight of the 16 year olds around him.

[lansdowneoldskool]

A brass band to try and create an atmosphere.

[hirstyboywonder]

A brass band to try and create an atmosphere.

Keep going grunter, you are doing yourself and your club proud.

Bitter anyone?

[hirstyboywonder]

A team competing higher than 3rd division level in the 2014/15 season.

[Sherman]

more derby defeats. ;D

[hirstyboywonder]

A successful spell in the 4th division.






Sorry, wrong thread, we have never stooped so low...

[Sherman]

[quote="lansdowneoldskool" of the hooligan world).[/quote]

OCS, Office cleaning Services. XD

[hirstyboywonder]

OCS, Office cleaning Services. XD

BBC - British Broadcasting Corporation?

[hirstyboywonder]

An average attendance of less than 25,000 in the Premier League this century.

A level of support that has not disappeared by around 50% in the last 7 years.

[aussieowl]

OCS, Office cleaning Services. XD

BBC - British Broadcasting Corporation?[/quote]


Buttered Bread Cakes more like..XD

[aussieowl]

A fat Wolverhampton coach driver who undresses to the delight of the 16 year olds around him.


You sound jealous gutless...if you approach him nicely I'm sure he'd undress for you as well.

[banno]

style maaaaaannnn!
something that the shoats know nothing about :)



number 1 in sheffield on the pitch and off?
THE WEDNESDAY of course!

[banno]

a proper support!
fans that follow there club through thick and thin (around 20k for the last 30+ years)

[redgreggie]

miserable neighbours


















ray...in Batley.

[redgreggie]

jealous neighbours...


















ray...in Batley.

[braggyowl]

OCS, Office cleaning Services. XD

BBC - British Broadcasting Corporation?[/quote]


Buttered Bread Cakes more like..XD[/quote]



Blades Bumming Club. :D

[braggyowl]

A proper ground without cladding.

[braggyowl]

Like your posts btw Ray, very good. :)

[Positive_Blade59]

...A Boxing day victory of 4-0 in front of a record third division attendance of 49,309...

That should do for starters. ;)

An unrivalled ability to copy United.

[Katchouro]

Loving this thread. XD

Do aussie and hirstyboy want the address of a good dry cleaners to get the tearstains out of their princess outfits?

rotherhamowl10 doing copy and paste jobs from Owlstalk. XD

And best of all banno is back, possibly the most bitter man in the whole of the north of England. XD Hello banno.


Keep up the Raheem Sterling work here fellas. It's good to laugh and I've been doing it at you for over 30 years.

[braggyowl]

...A Boxing day victory of 4-0 in front of a record third division attendance of 49,309...

That should do for starters. ;)

An unrivalled ability to copy United.[/quote]


XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD No words needed for this...

[braggyowl]

Loving this thread. XD

Do aussie and hirstyboy want the address of a good dry cleaners to get the tearstains out of their princess outfits?

rotherhamowl10 doing copy and paste jobs from Owlstalk. XD

And best of all banno is back, possibly the most bitter man in the whole of the north of England. XD Hello banno.


Keep up the Raheem Sterling work here fellas. It's good to laugh and I've been doing it at you for over 30 years.


Your neck and throat must hurt really bad Katch...All that laughing whilst looking up at Wednesday.

[banno]

Loving this thread. XD

Do aussie and hirstyboy want the address of a good dry cleaners to get the tearstains out of their princess outfits?

rotherhamowl10 doing copy and paste jobs from Owlstalk. XD

And best of all banno is back, possibly the most bitter man in the whole of the north of England. XD Hello banno.


Keep up the Raheem Sterling work here fellas. It's good to laugh and I've been doing it at you for over 30 years.







hello katch ;)
we're all WEDNESDAY aren't we!

[awayowl]

A day of the weekd after us ;D

[Ginger_Potts]

Owls Mad so much better than Pigs Mad at this ;D

[SeanShoreham]

A fat Wolverhampton coach driver who undresses to the delight of the 16 year olds around him.


You sound jealous gutless...if you approach him nicely I'm sure he'd undress for you as well.[/quote]

Is that the voice of experience? B)

[SeanShoreham]

jealous neighbours...


















ray...in Batley.

Of what precisely??











Sean on the Shoreham

[SeanShoreham]

Stinking, putrid, flooded "stadium"

[redgreggie]

jealous neighbours...


















ray...in Batley.

Of what precisely??











Sean on the Shoreham[/quote]








living in the 'shadow', you keep looking round wondering if it's the bogey man, then you realise...it's us, your superior neighbour...then it's another tube of ralgex to ease the crick in your neck.










ray...in Batley.

[lansdowneoldskool]

A lawyer at the inquest

[hirstyboywonder]

A lawyer at the inquest

Points scoring on this subject again? Stay classy!

[Rotherhamowl10]

Sure I stated that it was from Kivo owl when posted anyway...

Speaking of copying and paste jobs, have you managed to copy and paste any of my posts on bladesmad recently katch?

[SeanShoreham]

jealous neighbours...




















ray...in Batley.

Of what precisely??











Sean on the Shoreham[/quote]








living in the 'shadow', you keep looking round wondering if it's the bogey man, then you realise...it's us, your superior neighbour...then it's another tube of ralgex to ease the crick in your neck.

Bet the Bogey Man came to visit you with a bit of sausage sailor boy - below decks

Keep dreaming, who knows you might even average 30k one day B) "Superior" FFS XD









ray...in Batley.[/quote]

[hirstyboywonder]

jealous neighbours...




















ray...in Batley.

Of what precisely??











Sean on the Shoreham[/quote]








living in the 'shadow', you keep looking round wondering if it's the bogey man, then you realise...it's us, your superior neighbour...then it's another tube of ralgex to ease the crick in your neck.

Bet the Bogey Man came to visit you with a bit of sausage sailor boy - below decks

Keep dreaming, who knows you might even average 30k one day B) "Superior" FFS XD









ray...in Batley.[/quote][/quote]

So you are living off a 30K average for one season when the fans came to watch Ronaldo and co. Yet we are the one who apparently cling on to attendance debates.

In the 7 years since then nearly 50% of your 'supporters' have disappeared.

Keep on dreaming, w

[micklyons1hardbstd]

Older, bigger, better, more successful...and NOT in the third tier still obsessing over the massive...Go and jump off the town hall you deluded tw@t!

[banno]

sheffield who?
we'll never play them again :)


THE WEDNESDAY
SHEFFIELDS first, biggest and best!
factamondo

[Katchouro]

Older, bigger, better, more successful...and NOT in the third tier still obsessing over the massive...Go and jump off the town hall you deluded tw@t!

Are you ill?



Points scoring on this subject again? Stay classy!

I do wonder where mocking the physical appearance of a middle aged woman on a message board ranks on the hirstyboywonder classyometer.



Sure I stated that it was from Kivo owl when posted anyway...

Speaking of copying and paste jobs, have you managed to copy and paste any of my posts on bladesmad recently katch?

Nope can't say that I have - but I am tempted with your apology to me on the Racing Lens thread. And remember when I do post next door they're read by hundreds, not tens, of people.

You're welcome. ;)

[banno]

I do wonder where mocking the physical appearance of a middle aged woman on a message board ranks on the hirstyboywonder classyometer.


she's got to be classed as fair game when she's wearing a t shirt with the face of a convicted rapist on it.
some would say that her getting her head knocked off her shoulders by someone who had gone through rape would also be considered not going ott :O

[braggyowl]

Older, bigger, better, more successful...and NOT in the third tier still obsessing over the massive...Go and jump off the town hall you deluded tw@t!

Are you ill?



Points scoring on this subject again? Stay classy!

I do wonder where mocking the physical appearance of a middle aged woman on a message board ranks on the hirstyboywonder classyometer.



Sure I stated that it was from Kivo owl when posted anyway...

Speaking of copying and paste jobs, have you managed to copy and paste any of my posts on bladesmad recently katch?

Nope can't say that I have - but I am tempted with your apology to me on the Racing Lens thread. And remember when I do post next door they're read by hundreds, not tens, of people.

You're welcome. ;)[/quote]



Lying again...

[aussieowl]

A lawyer at the inquest

Points scoring on this subject again? Stay classy![/quote]


Not likely to happen with this poster hirsty...it's what he does, ask him to discuss something properly though & you won't see him for dust.

[Rotherhamowl10]

Here you go Katch...


It's really not difficult to understand that Prince Abdullah is still co owner, just had to hand over the co chairmanship to his good friend and already a board member.


You'd think. But then one of their more reasoned posters comes out with utter bobar like this.



Why couldn't he say no? One minute McSue is claiming he's here for the duration, the next he is out of the door leaving his son in charge.

Are you trying to tell me that prince pig is the reason why your debt was partially cleared?...or was it the fact that Mcsue decided to wipe X% of it clean in return for 'game changing investment' - which we are all still waiting to see. A couple of signings from the pub league in Scotland isn't anything to crow about.


Trying to teach them anything is like teaching a three year old how to tie their la

[redgreggie]

jealous neighbours...

























ray...in Batley.

Of what precisely??











Sean on the Shoreham[/quote]








living in the 'shadow', you keep looking round wondering if it's the bogey man, then you realise...it's us, your superior neighbour...then it's another tube of ralgex to ease the crick in your neck.

Bet the Bogey Man came to visit you with a bit of sausage sailor boy - below decks

Keep dreaming, who knows you might even average 30k one day B) "Superior" FFS XD









ray...in Batley.[/quote][/quote]














you can always tell when a contributor has lost the argument...they stoop to the lowest 'snipe' they can get in...and we wonder why inquiries are going on about things that happened many years ago...because there are those that have such dep

[SallyKate]

An unrivalled ability to copy United.[/quote]


This from a team that were formed 22 years later and had to beg to use our and second kit, ground and nickname,

[Katchouro]

A failed attempt to buy the club by Geoff Sheard and Cloud 9.

http://i58.tinypic.com/350m1ag.jpg

A failed attempt to buy the club by former soft core **** actress Cybil Danning.

http://i58.tinypic.com/350m1ag.jpg

A failed attempt to buy the club by some Azerbaijani conman.

http://i58.tinypic.com/350m1ag.jpg



Oh ... and also a manager with several cautions for Kerb-Crawling.

[Worsleyblade]

Swine Flu

[lansdowneoldskool]

Top of the league for racist arrests

A director resigning for racism

Ex-manager sacked for racism




We're All White Aren't We

[Keighleyblade]

Uncertain future.

[braggyowl]

A failed attempt to buy the club by Geoff Sheard and Cloud 9.

http://i58.tinypic.com/350m1ag.jpg

A failed attempt to buy the club by former soft core **** actress Cybil Danning.

http://i58.tinypic.com/350m1ag.jpg

A failed attempt to buy the club by some Azerbaijani conman.

http://i58.tinypic.com/350m1ag.jpg



Oh ... and also a manager with several cautions for Kerb-Crawling.



Trying it on again with the kerb crawling...You just can't help yourself can you.

I'd rather have all those any day...Gotta be ten times better than nearly selling out to a lady boy...Fck me that would have been so funny to every Owl in the world if that deal had gone through!

Mind you we get enough laughs out of you now to last a thousand years so all's well that ends well. ;)

[braggyowl]

Uncertain future.


There's about sixty five clubs in the league, probably more, with uncertain futures.

No one in football knows what's just around the corner.

[Keighleyblade]

Uncertain future.


There's about sixty five clubs in the league, probably more, with uncertain futures.

No one in football knows what's just around the corner.[/quote]

Blimey this is worrying ---- I actually agree with you :D

[braggyowl]

XD :)

[WansteadOwl]

Accepted relegation from the first division

Just imagine what would have happened with the Swindon Town fiasco in 1990 had it been the other way round. Shoes off, protests at parliament square, fairness in football

Blaming external parties for your pathetic failures eh. Who'd have thought it

[jcunited]

PINK SHIRTS

[Rotherhamowl10]

Play in bacon striped shirts every season...

[Edwyn_Chevans]

A board of directors that refused to pay for the Memorial Garden at the main entrance. Liverpool FC paid for this.

A board of directors that that only agreed for the Memorial Garden to be built if it would be situated in below a certain height so that they wouldn't have to be reminded of 15 April 1989 everytime they walked past.

A club that on the 21st Anniversary of April 15 1989 didn't lower the flags to half mast in respect.

[BC]

[SallyKate]

A supporter that uses an anagram of a convicted rapist (and glorifies his crime) who posts vile statements just to get a 'strange kick'and shames his club in doing so.

[braggyowl]

Yeah Edwyn...GO FCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Holden_C]

Fleeting visit for me, good to see SP back, upping the IQ tenfold and adding interest and actual debate. Hope all is well with you!

On topic, how about - a subject always close to your hearts and referred to by Sally Kate Warrior Princess above, a CEO that Richard Scudamore said had told him a direct lie about player registration documentation when taking a shilling from the bloke who owns the scrap rights via legal charges on the "Old Bag Lady" ?

And clearly no comparison to convicted rapist Evans as to the seriousness of the matter but a convicted kerb crawler as manager? Funny rather than worrying tbh though.

Finally, leg lifted by Mike Ashley?

No swearing please XD

[braggyowl]

Ah yes, the old bag lady...Chosen over bum hole stain for world cup games...A fair bit of fiddling went into the Russia bid as well...Think we can all agree on that one can we not! ;)

[braggyowl]

Just to point out...I've got every reason to hate every single dirty rapist ba'stard that ever walked the earth...Sorry about the swearing H...

[Holden_C]

Just to point out...I've got every reason to hate every single dirty rapist ba'stard that ever walked the earth...Sorry about the swearing H...

No I understand that Braggy. I know that's not point scoring over football but a genuine point mate.

[SallyKate]

I'm no 'Warrior Princess' Holden lol. In fact I do not believe in the concept of inherited hierarchy. Long live the Republic! Or just pubs if that's more to your liking. Although there are far too few decent ones left nowadays.I blame the Tories.

As for Mr Pleat - for I think you partially meant him . I didn't like him at all. Far too creeeeepy.

But while were on dodgy football club directors - we don't have a convicted football hooligan on ours - like Selahattin-Bakis -though we do have a thug play for us. Just like many who have for United. (A long list indeed)


Still 2 wrongs don't make a right. SO I shouldn't comment lol.

SKT xxxx

[Holden_C]

I'm no 'Warrior Princess' Holden lol. In fact I do not believe in the concept of inherited hierarchy. Long live the Republic! Or just pubs if that's more to your liking. Although there are far too few decent ones left nowadays.I blame the Tories.

As for Mr Pleat - for I think you partially meant him . I didn't like him at all. Far too creeeeepy.

But while were on dodgy football club directors - we don't have a convicted football hooligan on ours - like Selahattin-Bakis -though we do have a thug play for us. Just like many who have for United. (A long list indeed)


Still 2 wrongs don't make a right. SO I shouldn't comment lol.

SKT xxxx

Well that's a warmer welcome than I normally get on here ! XD Looks like MarieCeleste Mad is finally attracting the "right" kind of people ! Three more members and you'll be able to have a five a side tournament. O:)

I fully agreed with your comments regarding share transfers btw. Spot on. How

[braggyowl]

Just to point out...I've got every reason to hate every single dirty rapist ba'stard that ever walked the earth...Sorry about the swearing H...

No I understand that Braggy. I know that's not point scoring over football but a genuine point mate.[/quote]


Cheers Holden...And just for the record, kerb crawlers aren't exactly on my Christmas card list either.

[jcunited]

a complete set o cuuntz supprtin em

[hoothoot]

a complete set o cuuntz supprtin em

Is that all you've got sunshine? XD XD XD

[Edwyn_Chevans]

a complete set o cuuntz supprtin em

Is that all you've got sunshine? XD XD XD[/quote]

Well, according to Les, there's a worldwide support of over 500,000.

If Les says so, it must be right!

[Edwyn_Chevans]

A celebrity guest on Jeremy Kyle.

How is the old boy?

[teesblade]

a skint chairman who hasn't got o pot to p in XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[PeteWaller]

Stevie May

[SallyKate]

I think we both have that Teesblade lol

[OZHAMMER]

a forum that isn't so precious, that it only allows it's own to post...

[braggyowl]

Tell me about it mate...The mardy b@stards banned me years ago!

[banno]

a complete set o cuuntz supprtin em




wrong thread, thats defo the wrong way round.
we all remember the ched song that he'll sh ag who he wants, it takes a proper set of cuuntz to sing that :O

[banno]

a skint chairman who hasn't got o pot to p in XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD




your either talking about the fat carpet saleman or your as thick as they come because one thing milan isn't is skint.

[DIRTY_HARRY]

A supporter that uses an anagram of a convicted rapist (and glorifies his crime) who posts vile statements just to get a 'strange kick'and shames his club in doing so.

[IMG]http://i57.tinypic.com/j5zhmt.jpg[/I