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duncanmackenzie
14-07-2014, 12:51 PM
I see our lovable red friends are doing something they have long since accused , first chelsea then utd and now city of, trying to buy success,, towards the end of last season my red pals were quick to point out to me how much more city had spent and they would win it having spent half that, they don't need to buy it ,oh dear what went wrong, they also told me the man eating rat didn't want to leave anfield.it was just haters and the press with nothing better to write, and they would win the title next year for him. seems they over estimated his loyalty, which is a shame because joking apart they did stand by him, and to reward them for it he sh#';# all over their fans no class, but that goes for the club as well.

Everton_Freak
14-07-2014, 07:32 PM
I can just hear the keyboard tapping of "Next Year Is Our Year YNWA LFC4EVA" right now..

To be fair they have been trying to buy a League title for a quarter of a century and failing now so we're used to it. No surprise to see their "Slipping" side from last year dismantled and the team put back together so Brenda can go back to his "Work in Progress" excuse again.

Expect exactly the same story and excuses next year. The almost men spending silly money on overrated players and coming no nearer to having anything near the total expenditure to show for it.

What's their secret weapon to replace horseface this season then?

Wait for it..



A pair of Southampton rejects costing almost 30M and a German kidd after a chess player...I wish I was making this crap up so I could sell it to Viz.

Also nice to see them showing the rest of the world their typical colours on the biggest stage of all - loving then hating Suarez within the space of 7 days and then blaming his (Wanting to go)/de

RP_McMurphy
16-07-2014, 11:34 AM
Liverpool have spent 59m thus far this transfer window.

And recouped 75m.

That's a profit of 16m unless my maths are a bit out.

duncanmackenzie
16-07-2014, 12:30 PM
yes but how ever you try to phrase it you have up to now spent over sixty million and in anyones books that is trying to buy success exactly what liverpool fans hated about chelsea /utd and city, so how because you made a profit on the rat make it all right double standards

RP_McMurphy
16-07-2014, 12:43 PM
yes but how ever you try to phrase it you have up to now spent over sixty million and in anyones books that is trying to buy success exactly what liverpool fans hated about chelsea /utd and city, so how because you made a profit on the rat make it all right double standards

I don't hate anyone for buying success.

I was merely pointing out that Liverpool have made a 16m profit thus far in the current transfer window. When you add in the 20/30m the club will make from gaining entry into the group stages of the Champions League & the masses of SKY money, I would expect Rodgers to spend a bit more really, given he's lost his best player.

Everton_Freak
18-07-2014, 01:15 PM
Brilliant. So those Mickey Mouse totals don't mean a thing as of today then? You're right about one thing though They're famous for their very predictable overspending and will probably piss away another 30/40 odd million in the next few weeks.

Care to explain "recouping" the cash Dogleash spent on Andy Carroll? Now that's something that even with all the made up maths and logic in the world will forever remain a mystery (Yet still hilarious).

Maybe you should volunteer to keep the books at Anfield. Their big red calculator seems to have let them down every transfer window I can remember. Can't be any worse at it than those lot.


Speaking of books...This "Slipped straight to Number 2" in the new release chart.

http://i58.tinypic.com/23r5vso.jpg

XD XD XD XD XD

Kopite Behaviour.

RP_McMurphy
18-07-2014, 03:25 PM
Liverpool spent a ludicrous 35m on Andy Carroll & sold him to West Ham for 15m, registering a 20m loss on the player.

How are Everton's transfers going this summer anyway?

Anyone failed their medical yet?

Everton_Freak
19-07-2014, 01:42 AM
Going well. We've signed Barry - Remember? That player who turned down you lot and was key to our highest points tally last year.

Everton Him.

How about Liverpool? Signed any more players in your long line who've heaped shame on your shameless outfit with more racism and deviant behaviour?

Relax, there's time and a lot more lolly to be spent yet.

Everton_Freak
19-07-2014, 01:43 AM
Take it you are a red then Old McSeatSniffer.

Welcome.

We love you reds around here. Season after season you pour in/re-register a user-name because you're all too thick to remember passwords, type crap then go missing when your team shows you up for what you really are. We've got it down to a fine art dealing with you lot here: NotNever and WKBlue skin them, SmilerMC washes them, I liquidise them then we feed them to Uncle Pets.

Enjoy the banter and try not to cry.


XD

Mook1
19-07-2014, 08:09 AM
Liverpool look to have sold Borini to Sunderland for 14m.

Although that's money in.

So it doesn't count.

notnever
19-07-2014, 08:25 AM
[p]
Why didn't you call your band Skid Mark or Grieg's Piano Concerto



Why Skyless ??

Is it because you create no atmosphere on stage ?

[p]

Mook1
19-07-2014, 09:05 AM
Did Gareth Barry turn up for the 4-0 hiding at Anfield?

Skyless split up years ago, you'll get over it :D

notnever
19-07-2014, 12:13 PM
Skyless split up years ago, you'll get over it

[p]
Blimey, the tickets must have been wide.

I guess that's why you shortened it to just Skyless ?

[p]

Everton_Freak
19-07-2014, 12:47 PM
Did Gareth Barry turn up for the 4-0 hiding at Anfield?

Great comeback that Mary...Rich too, seeing as you've never been there yourself. Maybe to walk around with the other foreign tourists on a Monday afternoon taking pictures of a gate so you can get yourself in the background as a badge wearing beaut on Sky Sports News.

Yes, You must be happy with your latest signings from Southampton and QPR.

XD

You're not moving on up - You're moving on out - M-People split years ago as well funny arse.

Everton_Freak
19-07-2014, 12:54 PM
Where's the Andy Carroll Money Kenny?

XD

ImTopMan
20-07-2014, 12:04 AM
It's mid-July and you have spent a grand total of f**k all whilst nearly all sides are making their squads stronger.


So why are you not concentrating on that rather than what your neighbours are doing? :?

notnever
20-07-2014, 09:24 AM
It's mid-July and you have spent a grand total of f**k all whilst nearly all sides are making their squads stronger.


So why are you not concentrating on that rather than what your neighbours are doing? :?

[p]
There's billions of people on Twitter but they're not all discussing the noises birds make.

[p]

Mook1
20-07-2014, 10:45 AM
Was Gareth Barry there for the 4-0 hiding at Anfield though?

Great signing btw.

Everton_Freak
21-07-2014, 06:57 AM
You must be polishing the spaff-stains off your monitor in excitement ahead of watching your world class signings like Remy and Lambert on kopstream.com this season Mook.

See Johnny has gone missing after the mighty reds mauled primitive Preston on Saturday.

League Champion Form that.

XD

Everton_Freak
21-07-2014, 06:57 AM
It's mid-July and you have spent a grand total of f**k all whilst nearly all sides are making their squads stronger.


So why are you not concentrating on that rather than what your neighbours are doing? :?

[p]
There's billions of people on Twitter but they're not all discussing the noises birds make.

[p][/quote]

XD

bfcandproud
21-07-2014, 01:19 PM
You must be polishing the spaff-stains off your monitor in excitement ahead of watching your world class signings like Remy and Lambert on kopstream.com this season Mook.

See Johnny has gone missing after the mighty reds mauled primitive Preston on Saturday.

League Champion Form that.

XD

Freak...He will be busy suckin his Mums tits whilst trying to think of another anti Blackpool username

Everton_Freak
21-07-2014, 06:22 PM
XD

It's the Garstang way.

Everton_Freak
21-07-2014, 06:33 PM
I see Stevie "Roy needs to be ruthless and the players who let England down" Gerrard has jumped before he was pushed andd first then.

By his own standards he should leave his club then as he was a one-man disaster zone for the Red$hite last season.

Then again his standards always used to be higher...


Much higher.


You know what I mean?



http://i57.tinypic.com/2hces04.png

BigAlBall12
25-07-2014, 06:14 PM
Liverhampton trying to buy the league for the last 20 odd years and up to yet,failed ! Gobshytes XD

BigAlBall12
25-07-2014, 06:17 PM
Brilliant. So those Mickey Mouse totals don't mean a thing as of today then? You're right about one thing though They're famous for their very predictable overspending and will probably piss away another 30/40 odd million in the next few weeks.

Care to explain "recouping" the cash Dogleash spent on Andy Carroll? Now that's something that even with all the made up maths and logic in the world will forever remain a mystery (Yet still hilarious).

Maybe you should volunteer to keep the books at Anfield. Their big red calculator seems to have let them down every transfer window I can remember. Can't be any worse at it than those lot.


Speaking of books...This "Slipped straight to Number 2" in the new release chart.

http://i58.tinypic.com/23r5vso.jpg

XD XD XD XD XD

Kopite Behaviour.

That They dared to dream bollox = XD What a complete and utter self important tw@t of an " author " the epitome of a kopite gobshyte.

Everton_Freak
25-07-2014, 06:47 PM
Lovren now. XD XD XD

I wonder if Mook has his "All Saints" Ticket for this season yet.

>:)

Mook1
28-07-2014, 06:59 AM
Never Ever :D

Everton_Freak
31-07-2014, 12:25 AM
Bargain Basement Brenda - Shopper of The Week.

http://i62.tinypic.com/9bg7lk.jpg

alan_stubbs
31-07-2014, 11:16 AM
XD

Mook1
01-08-2014, 01:11 PM
So if I'm reading this correctly, Everton have signed Lukaku, probably the greatest signing of all time & Liverpool have bought some overpriced Southampton rejects?

Presumably Everton will finish well above Liverpool next season then, given we've also lost our best player?...

Everton_Freak
01-08-2014, 02:54 PM
You are seeing it correctly. Your team is significantly weaker as your main goalscorer wanted to leave to finally play at a big club. Given the fact you've spent almost 100M on players who have never played all together before and are hardly what anyone would regard as world-class combined with your lucky results last term and teams all around you bottling it. I'd expect a lower league finish from Liverpool next season.

Want to disagree?

Mook1
01-08-2014, 03:44 PM
You are seeing it correctly. Your team is significantly weaker as your main goalscorer wanted to leave to finally play at a big club. Given the fact you've spent almost 100M on players who have never played all together before and are hardly what anyone would regard as world-class combined with your lucky results last term and teams all around you bottling it. I'd expect a lower league finish from Liverpool next season.

Want to disagree?

Personally, I would expect the loss of Suarez to have us back battling it out for 4th rather than fighting for the title again but who knows. If we get off to a bad start, we may struggle to get into Europe, if the new players hit the ground running, we might have another title shot on our hands.

It's nice to disuss Football with you for once without hurling insults around :)