West Ham v Sampdoria - Official Match Thread

[Taansend]

Sampdoria sounds like a gastronomical related illness you get from a milkshake in Greece.

"Poor Bert, he waited all year for that trip to Corfu then he caught sampdoria from a chocolate milkshake on his 2nd day there. Had the trots the whole fortnight. Came back 2 stone lighter than when he left. Never again, he said, never again. It's Bognor or Skegness from now on."

Anyway, West Ham to play free flowing football and Carlty to get that long awaited hattrick. I can feel it in me bones :D

Is anyone going?

[BlackDiamond]

I'm not going to Corfu after hearing about the "sampdoria" bacterial nasties in chocolate milk-shakes that so affected poor Bert... >:(

[BlackDiamond]

There was an oaf at west ham
whose defence was set-up like a dam
on the day of the match without time for a scratch
he was f.ucked in the a.rse like a lamb

A womand Rose spread the news
to her husband still reeling from booze
"It's not nothing new,when your claret and blue
he's a c.unt but it's only my views"

[Taansend]

There was an oaf at west ham
whose defence was set-up like a dam
on the day of the match without time for a scratch
he was f.ucked in the a.rse like a lamb

A womand Rose spread the news
to her husband still reeling from booze
"It's not nothing new,when your claret and blue
he's a c.unt but it's only my views"

You don't have any male friends do you

[palerider]

As for team news, clubs usually put out what will be their starting X1 for the opening league match so...

Adrian
O'Brien
Collins
Reid
Cresswell
Downing
Koyate
Noble
Nolan
Jarvis
Cole

Which I find depressing. Glad I'm off on my holidays today.

[Taansend]

As for team news, clubs usually put out what will be their starting X1 for the opening league match so...

Adrian
O'Brien
Collins
Reid
Cresswell
Downing
Koyate
Noble
Nolan
Jarvis
Cole

Which I find depressing. Glad I'm off on my holidays today.

Do not drink the milkshake :(

[dagenhamJohn]

West Ham United: Adrian, Tomkins, Collins, Reid, Cresswell, Kouyate, Noble, Nolan (c), Downing, Zarate, Cole
Subs: Jaaskelainen, Burke, Potts, Cullen, Diame, Poyet, Vaz Te, Lee

looks like a 4-4-2 line up

[BlackDiamond]

Nice to see Burke on the bench...and Lee

[dagenhamJohn]

Tomkins RB it would seem..

[bones]

Any links.?

[FLAIRON]

Answer Bones dammit?

[dagenhamJohn]

West Ham United: Adrian, Tomkins, Collins, Reid, Cresswell, Kouyate, Noble, Nolan (c), Downing, Zarate, Cole
Subs: Jaaskelainen, Burke, Potts, Cullen, Diame, Poyet, Vaz Te, Lee

looks like a 4-4-2 line upnope its a 3-5-2 :)

[dagenhamJohn]

Any links.?there are to my knowledge no known stream for this 1 mate..

[bones]

Answer Bones dammit?


not even on radio brother.

[FLAIRON]

Nothing on Wiziwig, I'm afraid.

[FLAIRON]

Well that sucks. Any updates from the game lads?

[behrami_army]

I bet that's 4-2-3-1 as Sam would say or 4-5-1 if your actually watching with Tomkins at fullback and zarate out wide.

[dagenhamJohn]

Carlty heads wide, nothing new there then!

[dagenhamJohn]

Sampdoria have scored 0-1

[bones]

Wonder what fat blokes excuse will be this time.?

[gill1948]

it as a mistake by ginge

[BillyDWhizz]

Cresswell off Potts on, Please don't be an injury!

[dagenhamJohn]

Cresswell is replaced by Potts,

[dagenhamJohn]

Kouyate is having a good game by all accounts

[dagenhamJohn]

1-1 noble penalty.

[Taansend]

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL :D

What a time to score.

[BillyDWhizz]

Kouyate is having a good game by all accounts

He seems to be all over the place. The commentators are suggesting we were unlucky to concede. My mate is supposed to be at the game, but he ain't answering his phone so I can't get the sp. >:(

[dagenhamJohn]

Kouyate is having a good game by all accounts

He seems to be all over the place. The commentators are suggesting we were unlucky to concede. My mate is supposed to be at the game, but he ain't answering his phone so I can't get the sp. >:([/quote]picked out a 40 yard pass to Potts, do for me.

[Taansend]

Carlty hattrick coming 2nd half :heart:

[Taansend]

Vaz Te on for Zarate & we are playing 4-3-3.

Here comes the deluge of goals.

[dagenhamJohn]

Vaz Te on for Zarate & we are playing 4-3-3.

Here comes the deluge of goals.for or against? XD

[Taansend]

Vaz Te on for Zarate & we are playing 4-3-3.

Here comes the deluge of goals.for or against? XD[/quote]

Both XD

[dagenhamJohn]

Diame on for Coyote.

[BlackDiamond]

They took the Roadrunner off Beep,Beep !

[BillyDWhizz]

One striker..2 chances..2 goals. Nuff said.


Edit, my bad I thought he'd bagged a brace but he hadnt just a goal and an assist..still...

[mrbubbles]

2-2 COME ON LADS. LOVE TO SEE LEE GET ON THE SHEET.

[happyhammer4eva]

Afternoon all.
Giving it a real go in the last 10 minutes it seems.
More of this please going into the season.

[BillyDWhizz]

Finally got a text off me mate, says its not a bad game, quite open and we've played as well as he's seen for a while. Not much hoofball either. Nolan however is sh.it as usual he reports.

[BillyDWhizz]

GOALLLL!

[dagenhamJohn]

Burke you Burke XD

[happyhammer4eva]

Get in. Young Burke ran from defence to combine with Lee for the tap in.

Lovely boys.

[FLAIRON]

Here are the highlights for those that are interested.

Diame's goal was a cracker. - view external link (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPLe_zLjVrk)

[BlackDiamond]

Here are the highlights for those that are interested.

Diame's goal was a cracker.

Copy the link and remove the http://

[madmax66]

collins is definitely worrying me now at fault for both them goals >:(

[bonzosbest74]

Good quality highlights, nice one Flair.


Lovely play from the young tall CB bringing the ball out of defence like Bobby. :)


Kouyate will be a real player for us hopefully.


Cheeky bit of skill from Diame. B)


Nolan is a pr1ck.

[castiron]

collins is definitely worrying me now at fault for both them goals >:(
There is a reason why Collins just hoofs it.
Looks really slow, and surprisingly pushed off the ball very easily. How did Reid play anyone?. Does he look interested?.

[WHU]

cracking goal from diame - view external link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPLe_zLjVrk&feature=youtu.be)

[Tone_Loc]

Thank f-cuk eh?
Something nice to talk about :D :-D

That scoreline will do mighty fine for me next week!!!

[bones]

Nolan didn't look a happy bunny when he picked up cup, question for anyone at game, was crowd giving him grief for being so ****ing lazy?

no brainer, drop nolan and play diame, noble and Kouyate in midfield

[WHU]

Nolan didn't look a happy bunny when he picked up cup, question for anyone at game, was crowd giving him grief for being so ****ing lazy?

no brainer, drop nolan and play diame, noble and Kouyate in midfield

steady bones

you're trying to break the allardyce/mark curtis/many west ham player syndicate up ffs and all the extra dough that floats around when they play/win i am guessing

[bighammerfan]

I really don't like the home kit, white shorts would be a huge improvement.
Thought I was watching highlights from a Hearts game.>:(