spionkop
14-08-2014, 01:59 PM
Hope this might dig you out as I, for one, have been missing your contributions to the board. Knowing that you are from the bonnie wee place and that my Father was a proud Scot, I had to laugh at this, regardless of which side you are on. Probably should be on Neighbourhood Blues but I hoped it would catch your attention on the main board as NB is rarely used. Anyway here goes:-
"The Queen is in Glasgow for the Commonwealth Games. She met Alex Salmond and chatted informally.
HMtQ: How nice to see you Mr Salmond.
AS: Nice to see you Ma’am. Now, what are we going to call Scotland when we win Independence ? How about calling it a Kingdom, and then I’ll be a King?
HMtQ: No, we don’t like that.
AS: Empire, and I'll be Emperor?
HMtQ: No.
AS: Alright, so how about calling it a Principality, and then I’ll be a Prince?
HMtQ: No Mr Salmond, I suggest we call it a Country and you can carry on as you are."
Rg
"The Queen is in Glasgow for the Commonwealth Games. She met Alex Salmond and chatted informally.
HMtQ: How nice to see you Mr Salmond.
AS: Nice to see you Ma’am. Now, what are we going to call Scotland when we win Independence ? How about calling it a Kingdom, and then I’ll be a King?
HMtQ: No, we don’t like that.
AS: Empire, and I'll be Emperor?
HMtQ: No.
AS: Alright, so how about calling it a Principality, and then I’ll be a Prince?
HMtQ: No Mr Salmond, I suggest we call it a Country and you can carry on as you are."
Rg