Eddy Briscoe
18-09-2014, 04:14 PM
I'm trying to find something worth reading on the Forest boards?
It used to take me microseconds to find something i could get hold of so i find I'm going to have a tell a Forest joke or two instead. How does this float your boat?
A guy pulls alongside a small boy on the pavement,
‘I’ll give you some sweets if you get in the car.’
‘No, leave me alone,’ the boy replies.
‘Come on, I’ll take you for ice cream later as well,’ he insists.
The boy suddenly stops and turns to the man and says,
Dad!!! I’m not going to the City Ground again no matter what you say!!!!
’I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. “I want to live forever,” I said.
“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that.”
“Fine,” I said, “I want to die when Forest win the Championship.”
“You sneaky git!” said the fairy.
Read more: http://www.footandball.net/football-jokes/#ixzz3DgUmdoMj
Read more: http://www.footandball.net/football-jokes/#ixzz3DgUK9QhV
It used to take me microseconds to find something i could get hold of so i find I'm going to have a tell a Forest joke or two instead. How does this float your boat?
A guy pulls alongside a small boy on the pavement,
‘I’ll give you some sweets if you get in the car.’
‘No, leave me alone,’ the boy replies.
‘Come on, I’ll take you for ice cream later as well,’ he insists.
The boy suddenly stops and turns to the man and says,
Dad!!! I’m not going to the City Ground again no matter what you say!!!!
’I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. “I want to live forever,” I said.
“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that.”
“Fine,” I said, “I want to die when Forest win the Championship.”
“You sneaky git!” said the fairy.
Read more: http://www.footandball.net/football-jokes/#ixzz3DgUmdoMj
Read more: http://www.footandball.net/football-jokes/#ixzz3DgUK9QhV