View Full Version : Don't forget to put your clocks forward an hour tonight!
Eddy Briscoe
27-09-2014, 09:56 PM
Nothing related to daylight saving but based on today's average effort at comebacks from sticky knees and wes***fred i reckon you'd all just better be getting up an hour earlier to get a head start on me. :P
Trickytreesreds
28-09-2014, 06:57 AM
Nothing related to daylight saving but based on today's average effort at comebacks from sticky knees and wes***fred i reckon you'd all just better be getting up an hour earlier to get a head start on me. :P
If you say so Maureen. Though if anyone is setting your clock it's me, >:)
Eddy Briscoe
28-09-2014, 12:12 PM
What's this "Maureen" business? :?
A man walks into a clock shop. He unzips his flies and flops his John Thomas on the counter in front of the attractive assistant.
"I'm sorry sir, this is a clock shop, not a ( ock shop".
"I know where i am" says the man ... "I'd like two hands and a face on that please..."
:D :D :D :D :D
Trickytreesreds
28-09-2014, 12:53 PM
[quote="Eddy Briscoe" business? :?
A man walks into a clock shop. He unzips his flies and flops his John Thomas on the counter in front of the attractive assistant.
"I'm sorry sir, this is a clock shop, not a ( ock shop".
"I know where i am" says the man ... "I'd like two hands and a face on that please..."
:D :D :D :D :D[/quote]
Fair enough, you think it's funny. Have a bit longer.
Like DCM would say, don't abuse the swear filter
Romanis
28-09-2014, 02:10 PM
[quote="Eddy Briscoe" business? :?
A man walks into a clock shop. He unzips his flies and flops his John Thomas on the counter in front of the attractive assistant.
"I'm sorry sir, this is a clock shop, not a ( ock shop".
"I know where i am" says the man ... "I'd like two hands and a face on that please..."
:D :D :D :D :D[/quote]
Jeez, it's probably 20 years since I heard that 1.
Frankly your jokes are infantile. No wonder you're such pals with Awks.
Btw: you do know that Awks is Basie right? Or are you that slow?
Trickytreesreds
28-09-2014, 02:25 PM
Jeez, it's probably 20 years since I heard that 1.
Frankly your jokes are infantile. No wonder you're such pals with Awks.
Btw: you do know that Awks is Basie right? Or are you that slow?
Hey Basies settled in with the pensioners now. EP has a new fire lighter for his fire, so I hope they will be very happy together.
Quite ironic, that Basie has championed Maureen on here, yet gets himself a ban.
Karma is a bitch.
Romanis
28-09-2014, 02:33 PM
Jeez, it's probably 20 years since I heard that 1.
Frankly your jokes are infantile. No wonder you're such pals with Awks.
Btw: you do know that Awks is Basie right? Or are you that slow?
Hey Basies settled in with the pensioners now. EP has a new fire lighter for his fire, so I hope they will be very happy together.
Quite ironic, that Basie has championed Maureen on here, yet gets himself a ban.
Karma is a bitch.[/quote]
No no no no no!
The SOUL (sad old ugly lovers) mates want nothing more t
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