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Romanis
03-10-2014, 08:29 PM
It now seems that Es***'s job will play a far more important part than just clearing/dealing with our discharge.

Scientists in Sweden are testing a new 'sniffing system (for want of a better phrase)' that can play a major role in stopping terrorist attacks in cities much earlier.

Sensors are being placed in certain parts of the sewerage system that can detect or separate the odours unique to bomb making materials/chemicals.

As terrorists have to prepare their materials in some unit, flat, house etc, they are likely to have to discharge or throw away unwanted or used materials which usually end up in the sewers. Which the sensors will pick up and be able to pinpoint the area they were disposed off.

But of course if successful, we'll need someone brave enough (or dumb enough) to go into sewers and plant these sensors. Enter Es***red - the man of the moment, who will fight his way through all crap big and small, putrid or fragrant, to plant and retrieve the equipment.

So 3 cheers t

Trickytreesreds
03-10-2014, 08:35 PM
MBE= MASTER of BOWEL ESCAPES

essexred52
03-10-2014, 08:49 PM
MBE= MASTER of BOWEL ESCAPES my wife would agree with you :D