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gaz1959

10-10-2014, 08:18 PM

this board is very boring?

is there a problem?

Are you all ashamed of yourselves for scaring Spring Quackers away?

lazaat

10-10-2014, 09:16 PM

Im not ashamed of myself gaz, i didnt scare quark away! It was the London bus driver who did that.

I was hoping quark would reconsider after we all asked him to stick around...but obviously not :blue:

Altobelli

10-10-2014, 09:22 PM

Yes I'm phuckin bored, I'm stuck at Dalaman airport with a 4 hour delay, just got 2 coffees in small cardboard cups (equals 2 mouth fulls) and 2 small poncy cakes, for the princely sum of 10 pounds. DUTY FREE MY @RSE !

Altobelli

10-10-2014, 09:30 PM

As for Quacky, like Alf says he's a Mardy @rse for taking his ball home for summat trivial.

I know we need more posters Lawrie but if you cannot answer a civil question without getting the hump you are as assumed or a numpty, both of which IMO we are better off without.

lazaat

10-10-2014, 09:39 PM

As a married man Mike i am used to people having the hump after i have asked a simple question :s

Altobelli

10-10-2014, 09:46 PM

As a married man Mike i am used to people having the hump after i have asked a simple question :s

Yes but there are not many like you going round asking young girls to have *** with a married man ;)

lazaat

10-10-2014, 09:53 PM

Is matron younger than me?

Altobelli

10-10-2014, 09:54 PM

Trust Gaz, he makes a statement then b u g g e r s off XD

lazaat

10-10-2014, 10:01 PM

Did you enjoy your holiday Mike? B)

Altobelli

10-10-2014, 10:02 PM

Is matron younger than me?

Very good, I like it, although most folk are younger than you.

May be gone soon without notice as this WiFi cannot decide to work for me or against me.

Altobelli

10-10-2014, 10:10 PM

Did you enjoy your holiday Mike? B)

Yes thanks apart from this last bit being mugged of my money for pig swill, sitting around scratching me @rse and conversing with a paddy about Quacks, ***, age and having to contain Matron who is getting more aggressive with the hump as time drags by.

lazaat

10-10-2014, 10:35 PM

Sort her out Mike >:( >:( >:(

gaz1959

11-10-2014, 06:28 PM

Well we are all Spring Crackered innit

I am just crackers

Who's the crack pot

I blame no one actually and yes questions were unanswered for me and Alf separately

We are a suspicious lot here and need to lighten up a bit - bloody CT and CM got a lot to answer for

I have asked Cumbrian Moorlad about him and got this reply in post 9

Sorry SQ but we need you TO ANSWER ZE QUESTIONS :/ XD - view external link (http://boards.footymad.net/forum.php?tno=117&fid=71&sty=2&act=1&mid=2110628887#p36854760)

lazaat

11-10-2014, 08:23 PM

Please accept my apologies for being a bit thick, but can one of you lads explain to me what you want Quark to answer? I have read what Moorlad and the others posted via your link gaz still dont understand what this is all about?

gaz1959

11-10-2014, 08:45 PM

"Please accept my apologies for being a bit thick"

Why apologise now Laz?

No need mate you're alreeet B)

lazaat

11-10-2014, 09:41 PM

[quote="gaz1959"

Why apologise now Laz?

No need mate you're alreeet B)[/quote]

You are right gaz...i should have apologised 7 years ago :blue:

lazaat

11-10-2014, 09:43 PM

I just saw Quark on here, i was hoping he would post? He has gone again...

gaz1959

12-10-2014, 04:52 PM

I just saw Quark on here, i was hoping he would post? He has gone again...

I think we need a really intelligent post to entice him back Laz

alfinyalcabo

12-10-2014, 05:06 PM

I just saw Quark on here, i was hoping he would post? He has gone again...

I think we need a really intelligent post to entice him back Laz[/quote]
That's me.. XD

Phook the mard ****d Bastid .. Get over him , it's his loss not ours.. Soft cont..

gaz1959

12-10-2014, 05:09 PM

Stan_van_nel

12-10-2014, 07:42 PM

I'm as bored as a Border Collie boring a hole in a boars head.

gaz1959

12-10-2014, 07:48 PM

I'm as bored as a Border Collie boring a hole in a boars head.

What a boring ting to say
>:( >:( >:(

XD how are ya Stanley?

Stan_van_nel

12-10-2014, 07:52 PM

Not too bad Gaz, are you o'reet?

I see that the Robins are applying themselves very well so far this season. B)

gaz1959

12-10-2014, 08:58 PM

Not too bad Gaz, are you o'reet?

I see that the Robins are applying themselves very well so far this season. B)

Sorry Stan for the tardy reply but I had to fix a blown fuse

I am fair to middling thanks and yes good to see the Robins flying high

gaz1959

15-10-2014, 11:11 PM

am I a kn0b or have I ever been a kn0b?

Seems a guy called Munchy on Cambridge Mad thinks I were :?

Laz maybe best placed to answer - view external link (http://boards.footymad.net/forum.php?tno=117&fid=71&sty=2&act=1&mid=2110658959)

Altobelli

15-10-2014, 11:21 PM

I have had a look Gaz and I cannot make head nor tail of it, I don't know whether to not post or tell the phucker to P!ss off, perhaps I'm over the hill.

lazaat

15-10-2014, 11:24 PM

No you are definitely not a knob gaz

gaz1959

15-10-2014, 11:26 PM

I have had a look Gaz and I cannot make head nor tail of it, I don't know whether to not post or tell the phucker to P!ss off, perhaps I'm over the hill.

Best leave it alone then Alto B)

I am not looking for a barrage against him tha knows

Thanks for showing an interest tho :star:

lazaat

15-10-2014, 11:30 PM

I left a message gaz

gaz1959

15-10-2014, 11:38 PM

I left a message gaz

XD XD XD XD XD XD

I do recall going on Cumbrians Mad and being polite and getting loads of abuse but that was a long while ago and that guy is too new, unless he has re-registered

lazaat

15-10-2014, 11:42 PM

He is obviously a knob for saying that for no good reason gaz. Stan has just put a post up there as well, i notice Alto has disappeared...i would hate to have him stood next to me in the trenches :s

gaz1959

15-10-2014, 11:48 PM

He is obviously a knob for saying that for no good reason gaz. Stan has just put a post up there as well, i notice Alto has disappeared...i would hate to have him stood next to me in the trenches :s

;D yeah seems Stan knows the kn0b XD XD XD

Stan_van_nel

16-10-2014, 12:07 AM

Altobelli

16-10-2014, 12:46 AM

i notice Alto has disappeared...i would hate to have him stood next to me in the trenches :s

Sorry Paddy it was raining so I went in the garden for a while to assault the slugs and snails.

As for you hating me stood in the trenches with you, Paddy you'd love anyone being int trenches with you so you can do what you do now everyday, which is phuck all !

And I'd love being in the trenches with you, if only to gag your mouth to shut you up spouting about 1969 !

http://i45.tinypic.com/11v5n4o.jpg

gaz1959

16-10-2014, 07:20 AM

That Spongefield Quack fella was one of them.

They thought that it was funny going on the Leeds board a few years ago and showing everyone how they could circumvent the word/swear filter (like he did on here) and think that it was funny after the 200th time that they did it.

Ahhh cheers Stan B) I guessed there had to be some fire from Alf's suspicions as rarely does Alf nose twitch like it did

TBH I don't like the cut of his jib in his attack on you stan >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Well he has been re-named Kn0b Muncher by me