Sixty Four

[yubbywelch]

No its not the year Statesy turned 21.

Ha Ha Ha

64 days till Christmas.

Ho Ho Ho

[yubbywelch]

63 (9 weeks.)

[yubbywelch]

only 62 now.

[ozfan]

Having fun?

[yubbywelch]

yes I can count backwards. ;D

sixty one

[yubbywelch]

I'm building up everyone's excitement.

XD

[yubbywelch]

Ozfan's age.

60

[ozfan]

and Yubbies IQ

[yubbywelch]

woo hoo i's gone up.

[dazzyo-villa]

I hate counting down to xmas, I do like the buzz at the beginning of December when we get the tree upand go xmas shopping and drink mulled wine. :)

[yubbywelch]

57, my count is more for no longer working with the black crap.

[yubbywelch]

55, less than 8 weeks now. ;D

[MissWinnie]

Woo hoo! Keep counting down to home bro! :D

[ozfan]

Countdown to doom. Santa is responsible for mass environmental damage given the increase in manufacturing and resource burning this time of the year. Also family finance stress and the fact that Christmas is a lonely and sad time of the year for many. One of the highest suicide peaks of the year.

Merry Christmas :D

[yubbywelch]

Bah Humbug Ozscrouge

[ozfan]

Aww shuddup or you'll go on the fat *******s naughty list.

Ya sisters already on the naughty list. I shall attend to her personally.

[yubbywelch]

ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

[MissWinnie]

Aww shuddup or you'll go on the fat *******s naughty list.

Ya sisters already on the naughty list. I shall attend to her personally.

You're going to be giving that brother of mine nightmares, Mr Ho Ho Ho.

How many days left til Christmas? ;D

[yubbywelch]

fity free

[ozfan]

See what happens when you try to spell numbers.

[yubbywelch]

under 50 now.
woo hoo

[yubbywelch]

6 weex.

48 daze

[ozfan]

Your maths is excellent.

[MissWinnie]

The extra lessons are paying off then, bro. :D

[yubbywelch]

Pitty about my marriage lessons, spelling lessons, humility lessons, quietness lessons, age barrier lessons ( that's why its so hard to talk to Oz),obeying authority lessons, how to tip lessons, how to tie my shoelace lessons, and how to colour my hair lessons. ( currently orangey yellow colour

[yubbywelch]

Forty five.

[yubbywelch]

Two more down

[ozfan]

Doomed!

Once I spied fat Santa,
drinking a bottle of Fanta.

I said no wonder your
so fat old man, gorging
soft drink, cookies, and milk.'

All those crumbs in your beard
from the food that you spilt.

You really are disgusting
And you set a bad example.

I'm worried about your health
so we'll need a big stool sample.

As your Doctor I say exercise
is the key to better health.

Personal trainer and dietition.
let's spread a little wealth. .

So you big fat *******.
Get back into your pants.

fly off into your mighty sleigh,
without a backwards glance.

[yubbywelch]

36 days left with my current company.

oh and Christmas is also 36 daz.

[MissWinnie]

Pitty about my marriage lessons, spelling lessons, humility lessons, quietness lessons, age barrier lessons ( that's why its so hard to talk to Oz),obeying authority lessons, how to tip lessons, how to tie my shoelace lessons, and how to colour my hair lessons. ( currently orangey yellow colour

OK bro. I have to ask. What's the story behind you now having orangey yellow coloured hair?

Only when you've got the time that is, once you've finished all your other lessons. :D

[yubbywelch]

Yellow hair story, well it started with those bloody drop bears... ;D



My mate I stay with up in Central Queensland work weekends, his wife coloured her hair. So I jokingly said to my mate we should colour our hair?
He replied, yeah and lets go light blonde.
We coloured, and repeated and repeated.
I even bought more the following day and went another 3 times.
And Yellow was as blonde as I could go.
Funny thing is his peroxided his hair the following weekend.
My mate and I are currently parading our handle bar attempt moustaches (Movember)

[MissWinnie]

XD Oh Yubbs, I'm amazed you've got any hair left after all that bleaching!

I saw the pics of your newly coloured hair on your daughter's graduation thread, as well as your Movember tache. Well done for doing it. :star:

[yubbywelch]

Dammmm drop bears.

[ozfan]

Q.What do you call Santa dressed in undies?


A. Panty Claws.


I'm here all week.

[yubbywelch]

Oz that's the fist time I've ever pictured Santa as a chick.

[yubbywelch]

25 to go. ;D

[MissWinnie]

Are you working right up until Christmas eve, bro?

Edit. Oh and has your tache gone now it's December down under? Please say yes. :D

[yubbywelch]

Mo gone.

Yep Christmas Eve last day in the black crap.
As an employee. ;D

[yubbywelch]

TWO TWO

[ozfan]

Oh stop it!

I'm growing the christmas presents this year. Strawberries, peas, spuds,tomato's. Easy to wrap, cost effective, and healthy gifts. Kids will be so surprised.

[yubbywelch]

I don't think sis will want week old strawberries arriving by post.

[yubbywelch]

4 x 5

[yubbywelch]

nine****

[ozfan]

Damn I have to go Christmas shopping. Ugh. I've seen parents Christmas shopping for kids. They look miserable. Most of it is over packaged/priced crap that's lucky to last a couple of months.

Remember when toys would last a lifetime ?

[yubbywelch]

My first time I've had to buy for so many people.

[yubbywelch]

2 weeks 1 day

[bongosdad]

Blimey! Scary.

[ozfan]

"My first time I've had to buy for so many people."

I'm buying a few for my kids this year and that is it.

Then there's the story of the 18 yo lad in Sydney getting his first credit card and spending the entire 5k limit on extravagant Xmas presents in a bold but ill fated attempt to convince folks he was' doing well' :D

[yubbywelch]

****agers these days

[yubbywelch]

Winnie's score out of ten for her fantasy football thread efforts so far this season.

N I N E

Aussie Aussie Aussie
ho ho ho

[yubbywelch]

s e v e n (gruesome movie)

[stateside]

[quote="ozfan"

I'm buying a few for my kids this year and that is it.

Then there's the story of the 18 yo lad in Sydney getting his first credit card and spending the entire 5k limit on extravagant Xmas presents in a bold but ill fated attempt to convince folks he was' doing well' :D[/quote]. It's not just ****s as Yubby said. My wife's doofus brother who is in his late 50's recently got a debit card. Not sure why it's taken until 2014 to have a debit card but heyho. Anyhoo, as soon as he gets it he starts buying snacks at work out of the vending machines among his regular purchases and fast forward a few months he's amassed $350 in overdraft charges. Just the charges!!! Not sure how that was even possible.

[NuclearDevice]

That's a lot of snacks. Must be a big machine to run up that sort of debt ;D ;D


I can't believe that in this day and age so many are so fiscally illiterate, and it's all spend today, who gives a monkey's about tomorrow. "Look at me, look at me, look at my new shirt, suit watch, car" - "oooh aren't you doing well, you must be such a sooooperstar".

Does my head in all this personal ego stroking.
Debt isn't good unless it's backed by an asset worth as much as or more than the debt, otherwise it's a mugs game. But these days so many people - encouraged by the Lefty Governments - think it's OK to spend well beyond their means. Uh, no, someone has to pay for it.

Trouble is that these numb nuts think it will be someone else. :blue: :blue:

[yubbywelch]

6 more sleeps

[yubbywelch]

free mor sweeps

[yubbywelch]

as Richie would say

tue

[yubbywelch]

after 2 months of waiting, its now down to uno

[yubbywelch]

Woo Hoo.

Calculator can be put away again.

[ozfan]

365 :D

All done and dusted here. Great day home with the kids and the occasional drop-ins baring gifts. Such a nice change being home for Christmas.

[yubbywelch]

And I was going to start a new thread.

365. XD

[ozfan]

363

This one seems fine now. Besides this buggy forum platform will clap out this topic before then. :D

Will be an eventful year. Take a deep breath world.

[yubbywelch]

Look out world hear we come. ;D