Facebook...

[essexred52]

Anyone on FB ?

[Semper Rutilus]

Nope but my son Ian is.

He sent me a text today somewhat cryptic (about someone):

A chicken shouldn't make enemies with an eagle!

I have no idea who he's referring to. ;D
But the chicken should be very careful, he's gonna end up dead messing about with eagles.

Oh well maybe I'll find out more when I drop by to visit him and my sister pretty soon. We'll probably hang about the Broad Oak on Shelley Street, heard there's good grub there.

[Eddy Briscoe]

It's better if you have some friends before you try Facebook, Es***.

[Trickytreesreds]

It's better if you have some friends before you try Facebook, Es***.

In your case Eddy, schizophrenia doesn't count.