DABS down under

[IanAberdon]

'Tar me Canberra drive sport, tar me Canberra drive...' :D

Whit a funny wee club they are XD

At least they can rely on some Kangaroo burgers and cheap Oz plonk for their next 'nearly won a trophy' anniversary bash >:) - view external link (www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30417339)

[CB_1874]

'Tar me Canberra drive sport, tar me Canberra drive...'

XD

[Redford]

since we murdered Rangers all this extra income that we have is burning a hole in our pockets! BUT initially us arabs were going to keep things local and purchase Dundee fc, talks were going well until it was pointed out we actually own them already! We own their stadium and rent it to them for a competative price and they have not beaten us for 10 (TEN) years :O

[billymorgan]

since we murdered Rangers all this extra income that we have is burning a hole in our pockets! BUT initially us arabs were going to keep things local and purchase Dundee fc, talks were going well until it was pointed out we actually own them already! We own their stadium and rent it to them for a competative price and they have not beaten us for 10 (TEN) years :O

Gunboat Yer a minter :s XD

[Redford]

since we murdered Rangers all this extra income that we have is burning a hole in our pockets! BUT initially us arabs were going to keep things local and purchase Dundee fc, talks were going well until it was pointed out we actually own them already! We own their stadium and rent it to them for a competative price and they have not beaten us for 10 (TEN) years :O

Gunboat Yer a minter :s XD[/quote]

I am not Gunboat sirus, unlike yourself I do not have the time to have conversations with myself, ya belter ;D

[redscot]

'Tar me Canberra drive sport, tar me Canberra drive...'

XD XD XD

[noahrab]

since we murdered Rangers all this extra income that we have is burning a hole in our pockets! BUT initially us arabs were going to keep things local and purchase Dundee fc, talks were going well until it was pointed out we actually own them already! We own their stadium and rent it to them for a competative price and they have not beaten us for 10 (TEN) years :O

Gunboat Yer a minter :s XD[/quote]

I am not Gunboat sirus, unlike yourself I do not have the time to have conversations with myself, ya belter ;D[/quote]

Yer tugboat/tommysbum/flowerthebigot/Elsie ya c*nt.

Nobody's buying yer denials.

[billymorgan]

since we murdered Rangers all this extra income that we have is burning a hole in our pockets! BUT initially us arabs were going to keep things local and purchase Dundee fc, talks were going well until it was pointed out we actually own them already! We own their stadium and rent it to them for a competative price and they have not beaten us for 10 (TEN) years :O

Gunboat Yer a minter :s XD[/quote]

I am not Gunboat sirus, unlike yourself I do not have the time to have conversations with myself, ya belter ;D[/quote]

Gunboat/Redford you are a bum goateed Fallopian Tube. XD

[EastStand_EIite]

Dundee United International Football Club.

Step aside you bunch of domestic diddies. We buy who we want B)

WATP.

[IanAberdon]

DOWN UNDER: MEN (NAE) AT WORK

Travelling in a fried-out Kombi
On the Lochee trail, head full of zombie
I met Lorraine Kelly, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me head first
And she said:

"Do you come from a land called Ardler
Where women blow and men c***der
Can't you hear, can't you hear the t***der
You better run, you better take cover."

Buying bread from a man in Broughty
He was six foot four and full of Coke “Hey!
I said, "De you speak-a meh language?"
He just smiled and gave me a Meat Peh sandwich
And he said:

"I come from a land called Ardler
Where Belhaven flows then men c***der
Can't you hear, can't you hear the t***der
You better run, you better take cover."

Lying in a den in Kingsway
With a *****ed jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me?
Because I come from the land o The Dandy?"
And he said:

"Oh! Do you come from a land called Ardler (oh yeah yeah)
Where woman glow when men ***** her
Can't you hear, can't you hear the t***der

[Archiebaird]

XD XD

[Redford]

Jesus Ian, probably the worst thing i've read on here.

You have got too much spare time

[John65]

Jesus Ian, probably the worst thing i've read on here.

You have got too much spare time
Ye kiddin?
Ye want tae read thon band-aid pish somebody put on here...

aw naw... wait a minute...>:) >:) >:)

[IanAberdon]

Jesus Ian, probably the worst thing i've read on here.

You have got too much spare time

Best I could do whilst I was waiting for the lads tae tar meh driveway... :blue:

[Sconemeister1314]

The DABS are a Hoot XD XD XD

[davydook]

since we murdered Rangers all this extra income that we have is burning a hole in our pockets! BUT initially us arabs were going to keep things local and purchase Dundee fc, talks were going well until it was pointed out we actually own them already! We own their stadium and rent it to them for a competative price and they have not beaten us for 10 (TEN) years :O

WE ???????????????????????

Sorry pal but you don't own phuck all of Dundee FC, no even a blade oh phuckin grass!!!!!
Belter.

[John65]

since we murdered Rangers all this extra income that we have is burning a hole in our pockets! BUT initially us arabs were going to keep things local and purchase Dundee fc, talks were going well until it was pointed out we actually own them already! We own their stadium and rent it to them for a competative price and they have not beaten us for 10 (TEN) years :O

WE ???????????????????????

Sorry pal but you don't own phuck all of Dundee FC, no even a blade oh phuckin grass!!!!!
Belter.[/quote]
I think what he means is that Dens Park is owned by one of the directors of Dundee Utd...

[steaminin]

'Tar me Canberra drive sport, tar me Canberra drive...'

XD


The jutes are always comedy gold XD


:star: :star:

[hamster_hade]

You are taking the ****, I wasn't, locals weren't allowed to enter an rsl in Sydney on old firm day. Ridiculous.

[davydook]

since we murdered Rangers all this extra income that we have is burning a hole in our pockets! BUT initially us arabs were going to keep things local and purchase Dundee fc, talks were going well until it was pointed out we actually own them already! We own their stadium and rent it to them for a competative price and they have not beaten us for 10 (TEN) years :O

WE ???????????????????????

Sorry pal but you don't own phuck all of Dundee FC, no even a blade oh phuckin grass!!!!!
Belter.[/quote]
I think what he means is that Dens Park is owned by one of the directors of Dundee Utd...[/quote]

I know that,so does John Bennet's personal assets ie house,car,Dens Park etc. belong to Dundee United because he is a director?
that's what i'm getting at.

[John65]

since we murdered Rangers all this extra income that we have is burning a hole in our pockets! BUT initially us arabs were going to keep things local and purchase Dundee fc, talks were going well until it was pointed out we actually own them already! We own their stadium and rent it to them for a competative price and they have not beaten us for 10 (TEN) years :O

WE ???????????????????????

Sorry pal but you don't own phuck all of Dundee FC, no even a blade oh phuckin grass!!!!!
Belter.[/quote]
I think what he means is that Dens Park is owned by one of the directors of Dundee Utd...[/quote]

I know that,so does John Bennet's personal assets ie house,car,Dens Park etc. belong to Dundee United because he is a director?
that's what i'm getting at.[/quote]
I have no axe to grind here - was just sayin..