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ootdoor
27-12-2014, 05:52 PM
Full of roasters and arrogant fowk thinking the Dab's should never lose to a team like St Johnstone.

Hoofball, teuchters, fermers, hammer throwers, long ball specialists...All that shyte patter will more than likely be used.

Archiebaird
27-12-2014, 05:56 PM
The DABs are always good for a laugh. :D

Redford
27-12-2014, 05:56 PM
We did not deserve to win today.

How was your trip to dens?

Have we still won as many premiership games as you there? ;D

BobJRDobbs
27-12-2014, 06:20 PM
Ian ***tley's "best dundee team in ten years" Phucking destroyed beh St Helen Mirren at home, and the pizza d'oh boy is worried about "the dabs" :?

WASC84
27-12-2014, 06:32 PM
Steven wasn't at dens the day.12 hour shift in Pizza Hut for the big man.food cums befour football for the fat sasij.

ootdoor
27-12-2014, 06:42 PM
Couple of special cases above diving right in.

Bob and Wasc...no surprise there eh.

Experts at being able to lick their own elbows XD XD XD

The Dees had an easy win in Perth this season btw

Redford
27-12-2014, 06:43 PM
Steven wasn't at dens the day.12 hour shift in Pizza Hut for the big man.food cums befour football for the fat sasij.

Well he got a fair few bites with this thread, its just like a slice of Noaharab with stuffed sirus crust

WASC84
27-12-2014, 06:44 PM
Reaction alert reaction alert u on ur break big man.

Redford
27-12-2014, 06:48 PM
Couple of special cases above diving right in.

Bob and Wasc...no surprise there eh.

Experts at being able to lick their own elbows XD XD XD

The Dees had an easy win in Perth this season btw

We beat St midden 3-0 at home and 3-0 away btw, if that makes any difference :?

We took care of St Johnstone at Tannadice 2-0.

None of that matters and we lost today, but so did you to a team who are really shyte. Should you no be worrying about that instead ?

ootdoor
27-12-2014, 07:08 PM
Reaction alert reaction alert u on ur break big man.

Sitting in the house drinking Stella and Wine, that will be something for you to look forward to when you turn 18.

WASC84
27-12-2014, 07:27 PM
You drinking al the bevy and m is eating al the pizza u brought home from work keep going I'm ready to rip u a new one ya obsessed trophy virgin.

ootdoor
27-12-2014, 07:57 PM
You drinking al the bevy and m is eating al the pizza u brought home from work keep going I'm ready to rip u a new one ya obsessed trophy virgin.

Great patter :zzz: :zzz: :zzz:

noahrab
27-12-2014, 08:22 PM
We did not deserve to win today.

How was your trip to dens?

Have we still won as many premiership games as you there? ;D

Phileas' helicopter got hame sharpish.

Less than an hour from ANOTHER Fermers pumpin he's on her trying to deflect.

Sad basturd.

noahrab
27-12-2014, 08:23 PM
You drinking al the bevy and m is eating al the pizza u brought home from work keep going I'm ready to rip u a new one ya obsessed trophy virgin.

Hark at this sad DAB w@nk.

Still laughing XD XD XD

Redford
27-12-2014, 08:29 PM
F
We did not deserve to win today.

How was your trip to dens?

Have we still won as many premiership games as you there? ;D

Phileas' helicopter got hame sharpish.

Less than an hour from ANOTHER Fermers pumpin he's on her trying to deflect.

Sad basturd.[/quote]

Your team utterly thrashed at dens AGAIN and you are happy with that?

Oh and your other team couldnae score against Ross county :D

noahrab
27-12-2014, 08:30 PM
We did not deserve to win today.

How was your trip to dens?

Have we still won as many premiership games as you there? ;D

Phileas' helicopter got hame sharpish.

Less than an hour from ANOTHER Fermers pumpin he's on her trying to deflect.

Sad basturd.[/quote]

Your team utterly thrashed at dens AGAIN and you are happy with that?

Oh and your other team couldnae score against Ross county :D[/quote]

'Deflectors on full captain' XD XD XD

Redford
27-12-2014, 08:50 PM
A
We did not deserve to win today.

How was your trip to dens?

Have we still won as many premiership games as you there? ;D

Phileas' helicopter got hame sharpish.

Less than an hour from ANOTHER Fermers pumpin he's on her trying to deflect.

Sad basturd.[/quote]

Your team utterly thrashed at dens AGAIN and you are happy with that?

Oh and your other team couldnae score against Ross county :D[/quote]

'Deflectors on full captain' XD XD XD[/quote]
If we had beaten St Johnstone and Dundee had won their second game at dens, you would be two points off the top 6 instead of 8 ;D

Nae wonder your phucking raging!

noahrab
27-12-2014, 08:55 PM
We did not deserve to win today.

How was your trip to dens?

Have we still won as many premiership games as you there? ;D

Phileas' helicopter got hame sharpish.

Less than an hour from ANOTHER Fermers pumpin he's on her trying to deflect.

Sad basturd.[/quote]

Your team utterly thrashed at dens AGAIN and you are happy with that?

Oh and your other team couldnae score against Ross county :D[/quote]

'Deflectors on full captain' XD XD XD[/quote]
If we had beaten St Johnstone and Dundee had won their second game at dens, you would be two points off the top 6 instead of 8 ;D

Nae wonder your phucking raging![/quote]

'Im keepin those deflectors on captain' XD XD XD

noahrab
27-12-2014, 08:58 PM
Pishy pants is here :)

ootdoor
27-12-2014, 09:05 PM
Ah Flighty, still a **** it seems. Feel free to phone me when your chasing coke and trying to intimidate folks.

Knob.

Hamster Hade has quite clearly lost it again, I feel for him...it's a shame.

noahrab
27-12-2014, 09:07 PM
Ah Flighty, still a **** it seems. Feel free to phone me when your chasing coke and trying to intimidate folks.

Knob.

Hamster Hade has quite clearly lost it again, I feel for him...it's a shame.[/quote]

It's the bevvy.

He Cannae handle more than 2 pints.

noahrab
27-12-2014, 09:18 PM
Operation yewtree fer you.

noahrab
27-12-2014, 09:21 PM
Ah Flighty, still a **** it seems. Feel free to phone me when your chasing coke and trying to intimidate folks.

Knob.

Hamster Hade has quite clearly lost it again, I feel for him...it's a shame.[/quote]

Aw Flighty, remember that time when you got your mate to phone me pretending it was you and threatening me, then I called you out and you shat it. Tough as f ck so you are.[/quote]

'Called you out' XD XD XD

ootdoor
27-12-2014, 09:24 PM
Ah Flighty, still a **** it seems. Feel free to phone me when your chasing coke and trying to intimidate folks.

Knob.

Hamster Hade has quite clearly lost it again, I feel for him...it's a shame.[/quote]

Aw Flighty, remember that time when you got your mate to phone me pretending it was you and threatening me, then I called you out and you shat it. Tough as f ck so you are.[/quote]

Ha ha ha, you don't know if it's New Year or New York, so your made up story has no substance. Cheerio XD

noahrab
27-12-2014, 09:25 PM
Ah Flighty, still a **** it seems. Feel free to phone me when your chasing coke and trying to intimidate folks.

Knob.

Hamster Hade has quite clearly lost it again, I feel for him...it's a shame.[/quote]

Aw Flighty, remember that time when you got your mate to phone me pretending it was you and threatening me, then I called you out and you shat it. Tough as f ck so you are.[/quote]

'Called you out' XD XD XD[/quote]

How else do you want me to say it Beastie Boy? No my fault Flighty sh@ himself.[/quote]

FFS, it's Charles Bronson XD XD XD

Away and grow up son.

noahrab
27-12-2014, 09:27 PM
Ah Flighty, still a **** it seems. Feel free to phone me when your chasing coke and trying to intimidate folks.

Knob.

Hamster Hade has quite clearly lost it again, I feel for him...it's a shame.[/quote]

Aw Flighty, remember that time when you got your mate to phone me pretending it was you and threatening me, then I called you out and you shat it. Tough as f ck so you are.[/quote]

Ha ha ha, you don't know if it's New Year or New York, so your made up story has no substance. Cheerio XD[/quote]

It's sad seeing drink affect posters as much as pishy pants and eastcoast bigot.

Redford
27-12-2014, 09:40 PM
We did not deserve to win today.

How was your trip to dens?

Have we still won as many premiership games as you there? ;D

Phileas' helicopter got hame sharpish.

Less than an hour from ANOTHER Fermers pumpin he's on her trying to deflect.

Sad basturd.[/quote]

Your team utterly thrashed at dens AGAIN and you are happy with that?

Oh and your other team couldnae score against Ross county :D[/quote]

'Deflectors on full captain' XD XD XD[/quote]
If we had beaten St Johnstone and Dundee had won their second game at dens, you would be two points off the top 6 instead of 8 ;D

Nae wonder your phucking raging![/quote]

'Im keepin those deflectors on captain' XD XD XD[/quote]

I can see that, your raging twice as m

eastcoastscot
27-12-2014, 09:56 PM
A wee bit quiet there flighty, shall I just send you a message on Facebook? You could always sh t yourself again and Lie and pretend it never happened.

are you and Paddy as weird as each other :O

ootdoor
27-12-2014, 09:57 PM
A wee bit quiet there flighty, shall I just send you a message on Facebook? You could always sh t yourself again and Lie and pretend it never happened.

I'm not on Facebook or don't drink in the Rock.

You must be pyshed again.

noahrab
27-12-2014, 10:07 PM
A wee bit quiet there flighty, shall I just send you a message on Facebook? You could always sh t yourself again and Lie and pretend it never happened.

I'm not on Facebook or don't drink in the Rock.

You must be pyshed again.[/quote]

The Rock XD XD XD

Pishy pants wouldnae last 2 mins in there.

They don't like his type in there.

ABERFELDYDEE
27-12-2014, 11:09 PM
Rabs a drugs baron now XD XD
I like your"we can still win the league thread on Dab mad " XD
Do you take bevvy by any chance:)

ABERFELDYDEE
27-12-2014, 11:12 PM
Rab is phuckin blootered XD
Cmon Ed step in for abodys sake XD

WASC84
27-12-2014, 11:19 PM
Ootdoor logs out aberfeldy logs in and starts making a **** of himself u couldn't make it up.

WASC84
27-12-2014, 11:20 PM
Walter Mitty will be next big sasij.

ABERFELDYDEE
27-12-2014, 11:25 PM
Wasc canna string 2 words together cos of the rage XD Pleasing :)

CB_1874
28-12-2014, 09:13 AM
Quality thread this. More please. :D

RP_McMurphy
28-12-2014, 09:17 AM
What a bunch of oddballs the Dundee lot are on here.

Cringeworthy.

cuervo
28-12-2014, 09:37 AM
Phuck gan for a pint in Dundee. High phucking noon doon there. :O

noahrab
28-12-2014, 09:50 AM
Rabs a drugs baron now XD XD

- view external link (http://youtu.be/AVQ8byG2mY8)

noahrab
28-12-2014, 09:51 AM
Phuck gan for a pint in Dundee. High phucking noon doon there. :O

You'll have noted that it's the DABs who come the c*nt on these threads.

Standard.

RP_McMurphy
28-12-2014, 09:57 AM
Phuck gan for a pint in Dundee. High phucking noon doon there. :O

You'll have noted that it's the DABs who come the c*nt on these threads.

Standard.[/quote]

Take it you missed yer pal, Sirus offering half the forum out and wishing AIDS on people?

noahrab
28-12-2014, 09:58 AM
Phuck gan for a pint in Dundee. High phucking noon doon there. :O

You'll have noted that it's the DABs who come the c*nt on these threads.

Standard.[/quote]

Take it you missed yer pal, Sirus offering half the forum out and wishing AIDS on people?[/quote]

'Yer pal' XD XD XD

Called anyone a racist recently Mook?

How's Gonzo doing ;) ;)

RP_McMurphy
28-12-2014, 10:04 AM
I called Jim Davidson a racist on Thursday.

ABERFELDYDEE
28-12-2014, 11:50 AM
FFs Rab calm doon
Rabs calling boys oot fae phuckin Alloa XD
Have they even got "facebook" XD oot there ?

noahrab
28-12-2014, 12:48 PM
Maltman 2:30.

Archiebaird
28-12-2014, 02:16 PM
Good thread this.



Wonder how the meet up in the Maltman went. XD

EastStand_EIite
28-12-2014, 02:46 PM
What an absolute rinsing for the flightmeister in this thread. Shown up by a poster as being a shytebag of the highest order. And has papped it yet again. Letting that bulldog mouth overload his puppy dog ass. What a victim. XD XD

FAF that he is getting shown up for what he really is. Pap.

Archiebaird
28-12-2014, 03:06 PM
FFS XD

ABERFELDYDEE
28-12-2014, 03:27 PM
Elsie speaking like its a Hollywood blockbuster XD XD

billymorgan
28-12-2014, 06:53 PM
Rab Yer a minter son :blue:

sword_of_truth
28-12-2014, 07:27 PM
That Hamster loon isn't quite right XD

:star: :star:

ABERFELDYDEE
28-12-2014, 07:36 PM
I doubt well see Rab tonight
Sundays an alldayer
Unless hes "working til 4" XD

Red_Zeppelin
28-12-2014, 07:43 PM
i still say Dundee FC are the biggest team on tayside.

ootdoor
28-12-2014, 08:11 PM
Just got in from a braw pub crawl, was good to see Noah in the Maltman.

My early new years resolution is to avoid the lowest of the socio economic demographic.

Away to have some food then head for bed.

DDYB

John65
28-12-2014, 10:06 PM
Well this has got to be a late contender for Most Embarrassing Thread of the Year...

noahrab
29-12-2014, 12:32 AM
Ootdoor, an absolute pleasure to meet you in the Maltman today.

Never any danger Rabtheshytebag would turn up, he couldnae make Perth fae his Alloa slum yesterday so what chance Dundee today!

Anyway, as I said, an absolute pleasure to finally meet the great DAB slayer.

Cheers mate.

GypsyRoseDee
29-12-2014, 09:06 AM
Ootdoor, an absolute pleasure to meet you in the Maltman today.

Never any danger Rabtheshytebag would turn up, he couldnae make Perth fae his Alloa slum yesterday so what chance Dundee today!

Anyway, as I said, an absolute pleasure to finally meet the great DAB slayer.

Cheers mate.


Sirus wasnt there though.
After him challenging me too!
Nice to meet you Flighty. You've put on a few pounds since your 'squad number' days.

smiler76
29-12-2014, 10:13 AM
Dafties every last one!!

KiltedArab
30-12-2014, 07:26 PM
Only one of the Dundee teams are currently challenging to be in Europe this season...




the other is sadly aspiring to be top 6!

Redford
30-12-2014, 08:51 PM
'noahrab' wrote at 00:32 on 29 Dec:
Ootdoor, an absolute pleasure to meet you in the Maltman today.

Never any danger Rabtheshytebag would turn up, he couldnae make Perth fae his Alloa slum yesterday so what chance Dundee today!

Anyway, as I said, an absolute pleasure to finally meet the great DAB slayer.

Cheers mate.


Sirus wasnt there though.
After him challenging me too!
Nice to meet you Flighty. You've put on a few pounds since your 'squad number' days.


Sirus shat his pants, what a surprise :D

DeezAreGood
30-12-2014, 11:57 PM
Has goodies_glob/redford/stevie storm been off this forum at all since spending Christmas Day on here, wit a roaster.

Redford
31-12-2014, 12:08 AM
Bore off sirus :zzz: