FAO urine pants, the smell, and the jibbering bore

[SlideySam]

Do you low lifes want an invite to my release party? :D

I'm thinking of jetting over some old friends from blighty for the weekend :D

I'm that kind of guy :D

[griff]

No thank you, but thanks for asking. I have no plans to visit Glasgow in the near future.

[Rab_The_Ger]

Clean windows.

There's a good tramp.

[kel_]

Deffo, but I'll pay for myself though.

Post the venue, time and date and I'm there.

[SlideySam]

You could experience the new sound of Nuevo Jazz first hand, pyshy! :D

[SlideySam]

Deffo, but I'll pay for myself though.

Post the venue, time and date and I'm there.

It's all on me, smell. Just show up at Manchester Airport 10:00am Friday morning and follow the signs for the private flight to the San Francisco release party. I'll put you up in one of the toniest hotels here in the city. Everything on my hospitality :D

[Rab_The_Ger]

You could experience the new sound of Nuevo Jazz first hand, pyshy! :D

I'd shag yer maw ya timmy wee rat.

Maybe not.

[kel_]

Will do. What's the flight number?

[SlideySam]

You could experience the new sound of Nuevo Jazz first hand, pyshy! :D

I'd shag yer maw ya timmy wee rat.

Maybe not.[/quote]

My mother died two years ago :blue:

How low will you go, you jibbering bore?

[SlideySam]

Will do. What's the flight number?

It's a private jet. Flight number won't help you get there, smell.

[Rab_The_Ger]

You could experience the new sound of Nuevo Jazz first hand, pyshy! :D

I'd shag yer maw ya timmy wee rat.

Maybe not.[/quote]

My mother died two years ago :blue:

How low will you go, you jibbering bore?[/quote]

Did she wipe the come from her eye.

Sook ma dook ya pap.

[kel_]

Will do. What's the flight number?

It's a private jet. Flight number won't help you get there, smell.[/quote]

What model jet is it?

[griff]

You could experience the new sound of Nuevo Jazz first hand, pyshy! :D

No thanks, but give me the of the band and the album title and I'll order it online. Hurry now.

[kel_]

And which terminal? 'Manchester airport' doesn't narrow it down tbf.

As I'm booked in at 9am on Friday to work at the airport (coincidentally) it should be relatively trouble free when you direct me to the correct terminal.

[griff]

kel, while she's off consulting Google...


...can you bring Rab and me back some pyros?

[griff]

You could experience the new sound of Nuevo Jazz first hand, pyshy! :D

No thanks, but give me the of the band and the album title and I'll order it online. Hurry now.[/quote]

Thought not.

[kel_]

Of course I will. Can't wait for this trip tbf.

I'm guessing terminal 3. Am I right, jojo?

[griff]

Looks like the cowards have gone kel.

[Rab_The_Ger]

Looks like the cowards have gone kel.

Shovel..

[SlideySam]

And which terminal? 'Manchester airport' doesn't narrow it down tbf.

As I'm booked in at 9am on Friday to work at the airport (coincidentally) it should be relatively trouble free when you direct me to the correct terminal.

Delivering some toner?

You obviously don't do fly very often on private jets, smell, or you'd know there is a private jet terminal.

[kel_]

Yeah, ****loads of it.

Where's the terminal then? You've invited me so I assume you'll be quick to reply.

[griff]

She's run away kel. It took her 16 minutes to look up that there's a private terminal. She'll be hours Googling where it is.

[kel_]

Haw jojo. Can't find it on the map, flower. Is it a secret one? - view external link (www.manchesterairport.co.uk/manweb.nsf/Content/AirportDetailedViewMaps)

[Markovitch]

Kel, can you get duty frees? Oh and while many private flights do have flight numbers (though some from smaller airports don't) you still need to clear security and that requires the tail number of the plane.

[SlideySam]

Hey, Smell, make sure you're ready to board, 10:00am, tomorrow.

Any special requests for food, bevvy, drugs, to help further your private jet enjoyment? :D

[Rab_The_Ger]

Hey, Smell, make sure you're ready to board, 10:00am, tomorrow.

Any special requests for food, bevvy, drugs, to help further your private jet enjoyment? :D

Over and out.

Kel I'll post it, don't bite.

[kel_]

Hey, Smell, make sure you're ready to board, 10:00am, tomorrow.

Any special requests for food, bevvy, drugs, to help further your private jet enjoyment? :D

All packed and ready to go, my little pumpkin pie.

Where's the terminal?

[SlideySam]

At the airport.

Why don't you post your cell phone number and I'll text you the details you'll need. I don't want to post it on a public forum.

Oh, your address will be required also, if you want the limo to pick you up?

[kel_]

I've already said I'll be at the airport so no lift required. I'll just follow the signs you said there would be. Where on that map I posted is the terminal?

It's a fairly straightforward question.

[SlideySam]

As I said, post your cell phone number and I'll text details, smell.

[Rab_The_Ger]

As I said, post your cell phone number and I'll text details, smell.

"cell phone "

Sook ma dook Sambo

[griff]

You've already got mine Jojo. Give me a call with the details and I'll pass them on.

[SlideySam]

I lost it, pyshy.

Post it again, buddy.

[griff]

Your loss. What's the of your band and the release? I'll have a listen and post a review.

[kel_]

As I said, post your cell phone number and I'll text details, smell.

No need, just say where it is. I'll know where it is from your description.

[SlideySam]

There's additional info I wish to convey by text that you will need in order to board.

Btw, you're more than welcome to bring your ugly wee skank munter of a wife with you :D

[Rab_The_Ger]

There's additional info I wish to convey by text that you will need in order to board.

Btw, you're more than welcome to bring your ugly wee skank munter of a wife with you :D

I'm coming in your eye. Ok Sambo?

[footy_le_bordel]

likes to play the 'hard' man in more ways than one does rab.

odd mix of keyboard warrior and gay stalker.

[kel_]

There's additional info I wish to convey by text that you will need in order to board.

Btw, you're more than welcome to bring your ugly wee skank munter of a wife with you :D

Like what? Yesterday you just said to follow the signs, what's changed?

Surely you can give the cabin crew the additional details as I'm sure I'll be able to mange getting to the terminal by myself.

She said thanks but no thanks. Shame as she's always wanted to go to America but a toner delivery boy can't afford such pleasures.

Now, where's the terminal.

[Rab_The_Ger]

likes to play the 'hard' man in more ways than one does rab.

odd mix of keyboard warrior and gay stalker.


Aye.

I would quite easily smash your wee chop.

Feel free to organise the meet. Ugly coont!

Be careful what you wish for.

Noted.