How to put John65's massive IQ to greater use?

[TheLastFootballFan]

After the revelation that John has an IQ that makes him the intellectual equal of Stephen Hawkings, Bertrand Russell and Albert Einstein, it seems a pity that it's only being used to post mind-numbingly dull drivel on the internet.

Feels to me that the collective intellect of this board should be able to come up with a better use for it.
Maybe curing cancer, solving the refugee crisis or mibee something more useful?

Could be a wee Nobel prize in it if we play our cards right.

Thoughts? :/

[Poguemahone]

My thoughts are that you are a bit of a tit...XD

[John65]

I think your obsession with me is odd, but pleasing to my narcissistic side :)

[TheLastFootballFan]

Takes wan tae know wan. :/

[TheLastFootballFan]

See John even uses big words like 'narccissstic'.
Clearly, he's a feckin genius. :/

[John65]

See John even uses big words like 'narccissstic'.
Clearly, he's a feckin genius. :/

Vocabulary is a very small part of some IQ tests, and no part at all of proper IQ tests.
Knowing what words mean is not an indication of intellect.
You're making a cnt of this again. Why don't you just leave it and annoy someone down at your own level?
You're only going to get your erse handed to you every single time... :zzz:

[TheLastFootballFan]

What aboot this Higgs Bosom, John? Whit's that a' aboot? :/

[DeezAreGood]

John is the god particle.

[John65]

What aboot this Higgs Bosom, John? Whit's that a' aboot? :/

I believe I have previously mentioned that physics (although no doubt Higgs Bosom is probably more a physical attribute rather than a physics matter) is not my field, and theoretical and particle physics is certainly not my thing at all.
I could ask my boy if you like...

[BobJRDobbs]

Imagine if we could add Sean145 and deeznutz IQ's together...

That would give us someone with an IQ of ,what, almost 200.

[IanAberdon]

John is the god particle.

True that - every time I see his posts, I think: "oh god" >:(

[weearabs]

is that no daffies in holland? http://i63.tinypic.com/6r3c7a.jpg

[DeezAreGood]

Imagine if we could add Sean145 and deeznutz IQ's together...

That would give us someone with an IQ of ,what, almost 200.karen the psycho stalker dab is cutting it fine to get to the relegation party XD

Going doon takes on a whole new meaning for the likes of karen after today's results :)

[John65]

Done one of those online things... I've dropped to 139... This is what I get for hanging around wi Dundonians... >:)

[TheLastFootballFan]

Suspect the real question John got was: 'coont the number of dirty magazines on tap o' your wardrobe'.. :/

[stewarty27]

John's OK I think he's a decent enough poster, I'm sure the IQ thingy was a wee mistake, Funny as phuck mind U, 139 John ? getting dafter by the minute ;D

[John65]

John's OK I think he's a decent enough poster, I'm sure the IQ thingy was a wee mistake, Funny as phuck mind U, 139 John ? getting dafter by the minute ;D

Aye - I'm disappointed... Probably a duff test... XD