Celtic fined for Turkey trouble

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Celtic have been fined £10,000 by UEFA. - view external link (www.celtic-mad.co.uk/news/tmnw/celtic_fined_for_turkey_trouble_882040/index.shtml)

[NaeMairNeeps]

Trouble wi yer Turkey??

Buy fresh, baste regularly, and before shopping for same, be sure to measure your oven .... a BIG turkey going for less than half price in the 'reduced to clear' shelf may look like a 'no brainer' ... may have you looking like a good 'spot the braincell' candidate on xmas eve ....

Top tip: Buy the stuffing first ... then visually compare whilst eyeing up the turkeys ... ask yourself ... "if this was my cock, and that was my burd' would she be disappointed? :D :D