Lady preferences.

[Buc]

What attracts you lads to the ladies or gentlemen..as we have a few lassies on here

1st, For me well built anything size 12-20 or thereabouts..

2nd, Has to be fun to be with ..

3rd, Huge drooping well you know.



Off putting musclebound woman like on the other topic that's a huge no..

Woman that fart too much.

Woman that smoke and eat meat and try to talk at the same time :?

[RedStarTorphins]

Preferably dark haired, Latino look
Not too skinny.
Size 10
Good laugh
Easy to talk to
Big hooters
Doesn't mind me having "me" time.
Doesn't smoke
Isn't too loud.

[Aldo1983]

It's all about personality.








And how filthy they are.

[Goalposter]

Preferably dark haired, thai look
Not too skinny.
Size 10
Good laugh
Easy to talk to
Big hooters
Doesn't mind me having "me" time.
Doesn't smoke
Isn't too loud.
Nice c*ck



Pervert!

[MalagaSheep]

Preferably dark haired, Latino look
Not too skinny.
Size 10
Good laugh
Easy to talk to
Big hooters
Doesn't mind me having "me" time.
Doesn't smoke
Isn't too loud.


Thats my wife your describing there RST min!

[Pacman1903]

Preferably dark haired, Latino look- Shes Chilean with shoulder length raven hair
Not too skinny.- She isnt
Size 10-She is
Good laugh- she cracks me up at times
Easy to talk to- No doubt about that
Big hooters-Decent handful
Doesn't mind me having "me" time.- No problem with me gigging/fitba
Doesn't smoke-Stopped long time ago
Isn't too loud- Isnt, leaves it to her mates


Thats seriously scary. You banging my missus?

[Goalposter]

Preferably dark haired, Latino look- Shes Chilean with shoulder length raven hair
Not too skinny.- She isnt
Size 10-She is
Good laugh- she cracks me up at times
Easy to talk to- No doubt about that
Big hooters-Decent handful
Doesn't mind me having "me" time.- No problem with me gigging/fitba
Doesn't smoke-Stopped long time ago
Isn't too loud- Isnt, leaves it to her mates
Has excellent headphones

Now it's your missus?[/quote]

[Pacman1903]

Thumbs up
See RSTs description of my wife



Thumbs Down
Thick(i like a conversation on current events)
Likes fitba(means you have to take them and that eats into your get away time)
Doesnt drink(i like a drink and nae willing to stop)
Diet crazed(eat fit you f@cking want)
Vanity(just dinna)
P@nis(no thanks)
Fussy eater(i eat/cook anything)
Too Skinny (realise that most men dinna like it)
Loves clubbing(my idea of hell on earth)
Vegitarian(f@ck that)
Likes the Stone Roses(self explanitory)
Likes Coldplay (self explanitory)




But im willing to put up with all the above (barring stone roses and coldplay) if they stick to this rule........

Dinna be a c@nt

[Barnared]

Preferably dark haired, Latino look
Not too skinny.
Size 10
Good laugh
Easy to talk to
Big hooters
Doesn't mind me having "me" time.
Doesn't smoke
Isn't too loud.


That's mine ana.

Now close this phukin freaky thread XD

[MalagaSheep]

Preferably dark haired, Latino look- Shes Chilean with shoulder length raven hair
Not too skinny.- She isnt
Size 10-She is
Good laugh- she cracks me up at times
Easy to talk to- No doubt about that
Big hooters-Decent handful
Doesn't mind me having "me" time.- No problem with me gigging/fitba
Doesn't smoke-Stopped long time ago
Isn't too loud- Isnt, leaves it to her mates


Thats seriously scary. You banging my missus?[/quote]

Only differnce with mine
She is English
Size 10/12 depends on brands
Never smoked.
But sometimes has a hoor o a temper!

[gervaise_brookhampst]

Hair .....on her heed (any colour) longer preferably.
Fair skin milky white to slight tan
Anything from size 10 to 18 but with all the right curves in all the right places.
Good sense of humour, likes a laugh.
Breestie dumplings 36c or upwards, not fussed if they are pert or pointing at the fleer.
Non smoking
"Adventurous" in the shagging department. >:)
More or less any woman with a pulse :P

[Pacman1903]

[/quote]

But sometimes has a hoor o a temper! [/quote]

Try authentic latin rage. DINNA be the source

[Mason89]

It's all about the waist to hips ratio.
As an example, consider the measurements of a woman who had a waist of around 29 inches (74cm) and hips of around 39 inches (99cm). That would be great because 39 divided by 29 equals 1.34 which is easily bigger than 1.25.

These are my preferred dimensions for a non-pregnant lady when we first meet. Clearly, I will be delighted to see my woman's waist line expand every time she gets pregnant with my next child. My measurements have grown with time so I will understand if her measurements change with time as well.

Waist Hips
maximum minimum
inches cm inches cm
24 61 30 76
26 66 32.5 82
28 71 35 89
30 76 37.5 95
32 81 40 101
34 86 42.5 108
36 91 45 114
38 96 47.5 120
40 101 50 127


Breast sizes I am not so fussy about - small, medium or large - I like them all.

Delivering my babies is everything. The waist-line of a mother of my children is no big deal.

[ILikeJam]

3rd, Huge drooping well you know.




I think I do Buc...

http://www.thepantheronline.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/miley.jpg

[LED]

There really is an appalling lack of respect for the rules in this thread.

[tamzarian]

It's all about the waist to hips ratio.
As an example, consider the measurements of a woman who had a waist of around 29 inches (74cm) and hips of around 39 inches (99cm). That would be great because 39 divided by 29 equals 1.34 which is easily bigger than 1.25.

These are my preferred dimensions for a non-pregnant lady when we first meet. Clearly, I will be delighted to see my woman's waist line expand every time she gets pregnant with my next child. My measurements have grown with time so I will understand if her measurements change with time as well.

Waist Hips
maximum minimum
inches cm inches cm
24 61 30 76
26 66 32.5 82
28 71 35 89
30 76 37.5 95
32 81 40 101
34 86 42.5 108
36 91 45 114
38 96 47.5 120
40 101 50 127


Breast sizes I am not so fussy about - small, medium or large - I like them all.

Delivering my babies is everything. The waist-line of a mother of my children is no big deal.



Hi

[gervaise_brookhampst]

XD XD XD I knew I had saw that before but couldn't remember where.
Wonder if the gluepot ever found his perfect woman..... I suspect not.

[Rochead]

Breathing

[peter_ssb]

so basically everyone wants to shag Malaga wife

for me it used to be 3t tall, no teeth and a flat head so i could rest my beer while she give me head

now all I need is a pulse and she must have no taste (or standards) in men so she wants me :)

[TheRealSLYFOX]

Breathing

Too fussy! Still warm is enough!

[Buc]

Some cracking replies good laugh this thread wasn't sure about starting it as I wasn't sure now it would go.:D
Nice one lads

[Buc]

so basically everyone wants to shag Malaga wife

for me it used to be 3t tall, no teeth and a flat head so i could rest my beer while she give me head

now all I need is a pulse and she must have no taste (or standards) in men so she wants me :)







Aye Malagas wife is a stunner for sure.lucky man indeed.

[Donanddusted]

Woman that smoke and eat meat and try to talk at the same time :?

You're not a fan of a smokey baw-hum then?

[Mason89]

There really is an appalling lack of respect for the rules in this thread.

http://i63.tinypic.com/fpcgg2.jpg

[Buc]

Woman that smoke and eat meat and try to talk at the same time :?

You're not a fan of a smokey baw-hum then?[/quote]





If I knew what it was I'd answer :D

[Donanddusted]

There you are: - view external link (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bawhum)

[The_Verninator]

One that doesn't scream or fight back when i jump out of nowhere with a balaclava and knife.

Apart from that always had a thing for smaller women,slightly plump but not too fat,with nice big t*ts

She doesn't have to be amazing looking just a pleasant face.

And a big fat ass

[Buc]

There you are:








OK thanks for that Donanddusted .. I just need to remember now.

[WilliesTash]

size 8/10 never bigger
5ft to 5ft 6 inches in height never taller
titties must pass the pencil test. anymair than a handfuls a waste
black or brunette hair. (blondes are sh!te and invariably boring in bed)
great ass is a must
must be able to deep throat
must be up for a gangbang
age 21-30 ie young and dumb

[WilliesTash]

bet this is bucs way of looking for swinger buddies

[Buc]

bet this is bucs way of looking for swinger buddies





:D
No my thing but know of a couple who do.:O

[Buc]

This girlie threads there's been some cracking replies been a good laugh for auld buc ..
Well done for adding to the fun.

[Buc]

size 8/10 never bigger
5ft to 5ft 6 inches in height never taller
titties must pass the pencil test. anymair than a handfuls a waste
black or brunette hair. (blondes are sh!te and invariably boring in bed)
great ass is a must
must be able to deep throat
must be up for a gangbang
age 21-30 ie young and dumb











What's a pencil test :?

[LED]

There really is an appalling lack of respect for the rules in this thread.

http://i63.tinypic.com/fpcgg2.jpg[/quote]

Time you got a new chair Mason. That one looks a bit dated

[dons8321]

size 8/10 never bigger
5ft to 5ft 6 inches in height never taller
titties must pass the pencil test. anymair than a handfuls a waste
black or brunette hair. (blondes are sh!te and invariably boring in bed)
great ass is a must
must be able to deep throat
must be up for a gangbang
age 21-30 ie young and dumb











What's a pencil test :? [/quote]

A method to find out how pert a pair are - if the pencil falls out, probably pointing sky-wards; if it stays in probably able to play keepie-uppy with them!

[Buc]

size 8/10 never bigger
5ft to 5ft 6 inches in height never taller
titties must pass the pencil test. anymair than a handfuls a waste
black or brunette hair. (blondes are sh!te and invariably boring in bed)
great ass is a must
must be able to deep throat
must be up for a gangbang
age 21-30 ie young and dumb











What's a pencil test :? [/quote]

A method to find out how pert a pair are - if the pencil falls out, probably pointing sky-wards; if it stays in probably able to play keepie-uppy with them![/quote]




:D
At least now I know I'm away find a pencil B)

[WilliesTash]

pencil test.. lift tittie up, place pencil under tittie. pencil must not stay there. nice pert tittie.

[WilliesTash]

oh I like a squirter tae.. all lassies can do this if the man knows what he's doing..

[Aldo1983]

I like a woman with a good taste in Music. My ex wife had pretty much the exact same taste as Pacman and it really annoyed me.


Hmmm.


Oi Pacman! Are you my ex wife?

[mondo_notion]

Intoxicated, vulnerable and short enough to fit in the back of my van easily enough.

[mondo_notion]

Sorry buc, did I take it too far?

[Pacman1903]

I like a woman with a good taste in Music. My ex wife had pretty much the exact same taste as Pacman and it really annoyed me.


Hmmm.


Oi Pacman! Are you my ex wife?

Yes

And by the way your c@ck is miniscule

[RedStarTorphins]

Looks like I've been busy?

Eh pac & Malaga? ;D

[MalagaSheep]

so basically everyone wants to shag Malaga wife

for me it used to be 3t tall, no teeth and a flat head so i could rest my beer while she give me head

now all I need is a pulse and she must have no taste (or standards) in men so she wants me :)







Aye Malagas wife is a stunner for sure.lucky man indeed.[/quote]


Calm doon min!

[swaddon]

Bonny eyes
Ability to speak English
Non-smoker
Aged between 26 and 40
Nae too fat, but nae too skinny either
Not taller than me (I'm about 5fit 8 inch).
I'm nae fussed about boobs. As long as she has no more than two.

[Brian Grantland]

Female I turned down

http://i65.tinypic.com/mhqble.jpg

don't hate

[Mason89]

How many letters a week has she received from you since?:)

[MalagaSheep]

A lot of folk thinks she looks like her

http://i66.tinypic.com/oamzjq.jpg
I bloody wish, i dont see that!
Once the loons get going i see somthing more along like this

http://i66.tinypic.com/5yyohu.jpg

[Buc]

Sorry buc, did I take it too far?




Not sure about fitting a lady in the back of your van :D


What's missing is our ladies of this board and their preferences of men ..

Bet most of us would be bombed oot.:?
After all we men can prefer all we like but reality bites in the end.

[Goalposter]

Bonny eyes
Ability to speak English
Non-smoker
Aged between 26 and 40
Nae too fat, but nae too skinny either
Not taller than me (I'm about 5fit 8 inch).
I'm nae fussed about boobs. As long as she has no more than two.


Total inability to speak english (weegie)
Mid rift fat tyre exposed
Drinks a pint in under 5 seconds
farts a lot
Smokes and makes blow rings the size of whales vagina
Can hold a packet of pencils under her boooobs

And

Comes out the k*tchen looking like a coal miner


Mmmmmm

Now thats HOT

[Pacman1903]

Looks like I've been busy?

Eh pac & Malaga? ;D

Help yourself min. Gets her oot my hair

[Goalposter]

I want her to be like that gorilla.


When i enter her enclosure she gets very excited.

drags me around so im wet, hugs me, then gets shot in the face.




:blue:

[Pacman1903]

Female I turned down

http://i65.tinypic.com/mhqble.jpg

don't hate

Do you like females with schoolboy haircuts. Whatever floats your boat min

[Buc]

Female I turned down

http://i65.tinypic.com/mhqble.jpg

don't hate

Do you like females with schoolboy haircuts. Whatever floats your boat min[/quote]




Come on Pac she's stunning some suit short hair and some don't she certainly does.:heart:

[Pacman1903]

Bonnie face but whats with the dudes hair cut.

[Pacman1903]

http://i63.tinypic.com/sc6x35.png

Thia should be the guide for any man

Print off, laminate and stick in your wallet

[Brian Grantland]

Female I turned down



Do you like females with schoolboy haircuts. Whatever floats your boat min[/quote]

Is reading hard for you?

And for the record I don't mind short hair on a woman at all.

[Pacman1903]

Ok reading is hard.

Why did you turn her down. If you like boys hair dos on birds then

[Buc]

Ok reading is hard.

Why did you turn her down. If you like boys hair dos on birds then




Now now lads this threads been fun thus far..

I like short hair on some woman.. My daughters a hairdresser and she's just told me short hair on woman is fashionable..

[Buc]

Here's some stunners..:heart: - view external link (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3508724/Elizabeth-Debicki-brought-short-hair-vogue-celebrity-stylist-judges-stars-best.h)

[Pacman1903]

http://i63.tinypic.com/wsodw7.jpg

http://i67.tinypic.com/2zsod4o.jpg

http://i63.tinypic.com/263f1oo.jpg

Gads min. Wouldnt even notice them in a bar.

Winonas hot with long hair too.

Long hair is a must

[Buc]

Aye PAC but check oot the middle pic doesn't the short hair bring out that amazing smile I'm in love.
:heart:

[Brian Grantland]

Ok reading is hard.

Why did you turn her down. If you like boys hair dos on birds then

I had a girlfriend

Fairly simple

[Pacman1903]

Ok reading is hard.

Why did you turn her down. If you like boys hair dos on birds then

I had a girlfriend

Fairly simple [/quote]

Fair dos. She have long hair?

[Brian Grantland]

Ok reading is hard.

Why did you turn her down. If you like boys hair dos on birds then

I had a girlfriend

Fairly simple [/quote]

Fair dos. She have long hair?[/quote]

not long long

http://i65.tinypic.com/2rnistg.jpg

[ObanRed]

Bit of 90's filth

http://i67.tinypic.com/2eyf8kh.jpg
http://i65.tinypic.com/5b4j8z.jpg
http://i67.tinypic.com/14m77uc.jpg

Wendy James
Sharon Stone
Eva Herzigova

You gotta dream

[Brian Grantland]

once saw transvision vamp in 89/90 ish
nae knickers for wendy

[MalagaSheep]

Oban min, thats lovely!

http://i68.tinypic.com/4j6u4j.jpg

[ObanRed]

I used to have that Eva poster in my flat.

Needless to say the Mrs of time took it down :-(

[Pacman1903]

No offence to any females on here

But.......

Doesnt matter what attracts you. They can all be c@nts. You just dinna know at the start

[ObanRed]

once saw transvision vamp in 89/90 ish
nae knickers for wendy


Nae Knickers Wendy - view external link (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRf4FvyFH3s)

[gervaise_brookhampst]

once saw transvision vamp in 89/90 ish
nae knickers for wendy


Me anna.... the Music Hall, I was at the back and saw she put her foot up on the speakers at the front giving everyone near the front a good swatch o her fud.

[Brian Grantland]

once saw transvision vamp in 89/90 ish
nae knickers for wendy


Me anna.... the Music Hall, I was at the back and saw she put her foot up on the speakers at the front giving everyone near the front a good swatch o her fud.[/quote]

I was relatively near the front 15 feet or so from said growler.

Game changer for a lad of my early years, not gonna lie

[Mason89]

Wendy munts a wee bit.

[Mason89]

Did anyone ever find their perfect lady?

[Pacman1903]

Did anyone ever find their perfect lady?

Does such a thing exist

If she did she would have to not like fitba