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AberdeenArnold
03-06-2016, 08:59 AM
Serena Williams
The Queen of Mean
Could you do a 3 setter with her?
Would you smash it or would you backhand her away?
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It's a yes from me. I'd smash it.
MalagaSheep
03-06-2016, 09:03 AM
Yes from me! I would like to try and smash her! But i think she wid eat me up and spit me out
Brian Grantland
03-06-2016, 09:06 AM
steffi graf u mean
no from me on serena
steffi graf u mean
no from me on serena
You know fine well who I mean :D
Hope the link comes up - view external link (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=steffi+graf&client=tablet-android-lenovo&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjHjeHHwIv)
AberdeenArnold
03-06-2016, 09:10 AM
steffi graf u mean
no from me on serena
You know fine well who I mean :D
Hope the link comes up [/quote]
That's a yes for me too.
I could play doubles with Serena and Steffi.
A fine weekend that would be
steffi graf u mean
no from me on serena
You know fine well who I mean :D
Hope the link comes up [/quote]
That's a yes for me too.
I could play doubles with Serena and Steffi.
A fine weekend that would be[/quote]
You'd be feeked after a training session we them Two super fit girls.
gervaise_brookhampst
03-06-2016, 09:25 AM
A rare no fae me :s
Goalposter
03-06-2016, 09:25 AM
I can imagine a lot of you here are thinking the WTA stands for Women Tits and Ass.
XD
i'd always be conscious that at some point when i'm shagging her, an umpire would suddenly shout out
JUICE.
AberdeenArnold
03-06-2016, 09:34 AM
A rare no fae me :s
Unusual :?
You sure min, i'll chuck in her sister for a Grand Slam weekend XD
ObanRed
03-06-2016, 10:12 AM
A big yes from me.
Once you were finished She'd be heard to shout "New Balls please" !!!!
Pacman1903
03-06-2016, 10:13 AM
Id be all over that
WilliesTash
03-06-2016, 11:43 AM
Hell no. total munter. I too liked Graf. her legs like. nose though. so a no tae her tae. gabriela
sabatini on the other hand
Aldo1983
03-06-2016, 11:55 AM
Stunning girl
Rochead
03-06-2016, 12:48 PM
She is a big strong lass, with thighs like that you would need Hawkeye to see if its in or out.
A rare no fae me :s
Unusual :?
You sure min, i'll chuck in her sister for a Grand Slam weekend XD[/quote]
XD
Goalposter
03-06-2016, 01:11 PM
She is a big strong lass, with thighs like that you would need Hawkeye to see if its in or out.
Haha brilliant roch.
XD
Heed_Don_In
03-06-2016, 03:26 PM
No...which indicates casual racism...
CoveKreep
03-06-2016, 03:35 PM
What about her sister Venus?
http://i.imgur.com/fEQq1LO.jpg
Facial munter, but a great chassis - so I'd probably do her.
AberdeenArnold
03-06-2016, 04:52 PM
I'd whack my first serve into Serena but Venus could have my sloppy second serve.
It's a yes from me.
Three_crazz
03-06-2016, 07:18 PM
Hell no. total munter. I too liked Graf. her legs like. nose though. so a no tae her tae. gabriela
sabatini we the other hand
Sorted that for you
She could wallop my balls at 110 MPH :-( :-)
tencaat
04-06-2016, 09:24 PM
Pretty sure Venus came out as a rugmuncher just a fee weeks back. Personally I'd go for Agnieszka Radwanska.
AberdeenArnold
05-06-2016, 10:37 AM
Rules min :D
AberdeenArnold
05-06-2016, 10:48 AM
http://i64.tinypic.com/2j2j0cl.jpg
InversneckieDob
05-06-2016, 10:55 AM
I reckon gettin' jiggy wi Serena would be similar to gettin' the chance to turn out for i' Dons.
It'd be an awesome thing, a life highpoint, I'd give it absolutely everything, leave nothing behind, by the finish I'd be mair knackered than I'd ever been iny life.
But I reckon I'd come up short of what was required.
Oh, HELL YES!
gruppenfuhrer
05-06-2016, 09:26 PM
marion bartolli ?
Pacman1903
05-06-2016, 09:30 PM
marion bartolli ?
Ill leave that one to you
Hairdrier
05-06-2016, 09:38 PM
Yes in a Robert Crumb fixation with amazonian women kind of way.
Mary Pierce wasn't bad either.
:P
Jupiter
05-06-2016, 10:24 PM
Bartoli was another druggie. It was very suspicious how she retired one month after winning Wimbledon.
scobiemacd
05-06-2016, 11:19 PM
Bartoli was another druggie. It was very suspicious how she retired one month after winning Wimbledon.
She slugged that tournie out. Total guts. She suffered a lot of pain and stress to her body because of her playing style and thats why she retired.
Jupiter
05-06-2016, 11:37 PM
Bartoli was another druggie. It was very suspicious how she retired one month after winning Wimbledon.
She slugged that tournie out. Total guts. She suffered a lot of pain and stress to her body because of her playing style and thats why she retired. [/quote]
She can't have been in that much pain, she managed to win Wimbledon.
Redmadders96
17-06-2016, 10:45 AM
OMG NO....shes got a bigger wood chopper than me lol
The_Verninator
17-06-2016, 05:37 PM
She looks the dominant take control type of skank
A quick slap in the face from the python will put a stop to that
If she's still alive from that she could expect the greatest seeing too known to man
A YES from The Verninator jury
scobiemacd
19-06-2016, 09:22 AM
She slugged that tournie out. Total guts. She suffered a lot of pain and stress to her body because of her playing style and thats why she retired.
She can't have been in that much pain, she managed to win Wimbledon.[/QUOTE]
So a player can only win a tournament if they're on drugs? :?
She can't have been in that much pain, she managed to win Wimbledon.
So a player can only win a tournament if they're on drugs? :?[/QUOTE]
Its the way of the world nowadays you win a major tournament is spectacular style and the fingers start to point..
But most people in any sport have a good idea who's on them and who's not.
AberdeenArnold
01-07-2016, 05:35 PM
Serena getting fired into some American lassie on BBC 2.
Lovely viewing
Pacman1903
01-07-2016, 06:44 PM
Serena getting fired into some American lassie on BBC 2.
Lovely viewing
Watched a bit, nice stiff jelly tots at times
Brian Grantland
02-07-2016, 03:58 PM
for those of you who would partake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxsmWxxouIM
InversneckieDob
04-07-2016, 06:40 PM
Just clocked Serena on the TV playing the day.
Lumping f u c k, she would get it til the neighbours complained aboot the smell.
Yon's a body and nae mistake.
T!t-rivets like navvies thumbs 'n' a'.
Pacman1903
04-07-2016, 07:33 PM
Absof@ckinglutley. Im needing a shotty
AberdeenArnold
04-07-2016, 07:49 PM
Absof@ckinglutley. Im needing a shotty
Good documemtary on BBC 2 last night about her.
Her masseur gives her a fine rubbing. Lucky fecker.
The_Verninator
05-07-2016, 05:09 PM
Serena Williams is a honey
Venus Williams is pig ugly and no mistake
Jupiter
05-07-2016, 05:42 PM
Serena would kill you after you were finished with her.
MalagaSheep
05-07-2016, 10:37 PM
Aye, to the lot!
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