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InversneckieDob
20-08-2016, 06:41 PM
Ooooooocha f u c ker.

InversneckieDob
20-08-2016, 06:53 PM
Diazaepam.....I'm f u c k ing spangled.

Buc
20-08-2016, 06:53 PM
Spanish wine I hope

InversneckieDob
20-08-2016, 06:55 PM
Spanish wine I hope

Australian, Lindemans.
Normally £8 a bottle.
I never pay more than a fiver for wine.
Offer at Morrison's, fiver a bottle.

On a lighter note, the toothache has gone.

mondo_notion
20-08-2016, 07:01 PM
If you end up with some spare from your prescription I could probably take them off your hands. I hate all this waste of unused medicine in the NHS and all that. ;D

Brian Grantland
20-08-2016, 07:07 PM
nae fine min
toothache is a bollix

InversneckieDob
20-08-2016, 07:07 PM
Nae mine, it was some the wife had left over for........f u c k knows, migraine or sair back or the like.

Feelin' chilled as a b@stsrd, can see how folk get hooked.

Jaysus, this is nae a slippery slope is it?

In six months will I be selling my ring in a crack house for my next fix?

I'm awa for counseling.

Pacman1903
20-08-2016, 07:11 PM
A side effect can be suicide.

Just saying like

Also Diazepam doesnt have any pain killing capabillities.

mondo_notion
20-08-2016, 07:12 PM
Nae mine, it was some the wife had left over for........f u c k knows, migraine or sair back or the like.

Feelin' chilled as a b@stsrd, can see how folk get hooked.

Jaysus, this is nae a slippery slope is it?

In six months will I be selling my ring on a crack house for my next fix?

I'm awa for counseling.

We're all here for you if you need some support to get clean.

I think it was a temazepam I was given before getting my wisdom teeth out. About 2 minutes after I took it I was feeling great, not a worry in the world, bloody strong stuff like

InversneckieDob
20-08-2016, 07:13 PM
A side effect can be suicide.

Just saying like

Last thing on my mind, hinna felt this good in donkeys.

Pacman1903
20-08-2016, 07:14 PM
Last thing on my mind, hinna felt this good in donkeys.

Untill the comedown

mondo_notion
20-08-2016, 07:16 PM
Untill the comedown

Dinna blow his buzz man XD

Pacman1903
20-08-2016, 07:20 PM
Dinna blow his buzz man XD
Just a wee reminder for him to lock his gun cabinet just incase

InversneckieDob
20-08-2016, 07:21 PM
Dinna blow his buzz man XD

Aye Pac, you're harshing my mellow Dude.

How many roads must a maaaan walk down......

InversneckieDob
20-08-2016, 07:23 PM
Incidentally, if it has nae pain killing sh1t in it, I'm getting one hooooor of a placebo effect, cos the sair tooth is a distant memory.

Mebbe that's the vin rouge.
Do you spell rouge the same as rogue...no I see you dinna.

mondo_notion
20-08-2016, 07:29 PM
Incidentally, if it has nae pain killing sh1t in it, I'm getting one hooooor of a placebo effect, cos the sair tooth is a distant memory.

Mebbe that's the vin rouge.
Do you spell rouge the same as rogue...no I see you dinna.

Is it rouge or is it rogue? What is the meaning of life? There is only one man who can answer these questions, step up Gospel of Thomas...

Pacman1903
20-08-2016, 07:55 PM
Theres one thing for sure. Tonight sneck is a rouge drinking rogue

scobiemacd
20-08-2016, 08:38 PM
I had some temp thing put on tooth after having an abscess cleaned out. That night I was in so much ****ing pain I would have taken anything to clear it. Im the type that would only go to the Drs as a last resort but I was on the phone to NHS24 like a mutha to try and get me something. ( nothing they could do) .
Couldn't sleep or f.uck all and had to phone in sick the next day and have an emergency dental appointment.

Three_crazz
20-08-2016, 08:50 PM
Theres one thing for sure. Tonight sneck is a rouge drinking rogue

Im half sizzled tonight but I'm no 1 fan of the Packmans thought process. Big :heart::heart: bro. In an non gay way :-)

Brian Grantland
20-08-2016, 08:55 PM
Theres one thing for sure. Tonight sneck is a rouge drinking rogue

he'll be passed out

valium does that especially mixed with alcohol

InversneckieDob
20-08-2016, 09:23 PM
he'll be passed out

valium does that especially mixed with alcohol

Still here.........

Still relevant!

donsdaft
20-08-2016, 09:27 PM
Come in she said I'll give you

Shelter from the storm

scobiemacd
20-08-2016, 09:59 PM
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous,
She took me in and gave me breakfast.

Three_crazz
20-08-2016, 11:17 PM
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous,
She took me in and gave me breakfast.


http://i63.tinypic.com/2j0i4xw.jpg

scobiemacd
21-08-2016, 12:31 AM
http://i63.tinypic.com/2j0i4xw.jpg

I'd love a vegemite sarnie right now. Hey threecrazz.., do you come from a land down under?

InversneckieDob
21-08-2016, 10:10 AM
Well, that was a bit strange.

Jaysus, I dinna think I've felt like that.

Diven't kna if that's what Diazepam does or if it was mixing it with el vino, but I was proper spangled.

Pacman1903
21-08-2016, 11:09 AM
Well, that was a bit strange.

Jaysus, I dinna think I've felt like that.

Diven't kna if that's what Diazepam does or if it was mixing it with el vino, but I was proper spangled.

Good to see suicide wasn't an option Sneck min

InversneckieDob
21-08-2016, 01:10 PM
Good to see suicide wasn't an option Sneck min

Wasnae until I started reading yesterday's match thread........

korzak
21-08-2016, 06:03 PM
Alcohol mixed with Valium =Prison.

Buc
21-08-2016, 06:35 PM
nae fine min
toothache is a bollix

Oil of clove works wonders for toothache

Pacman1903
21-08-2016, 06:43 PM
Oil of clove works wonders for toothache

Im a clove oil user

Tastes like sh@te though

InversneckieDob
22-08-2016, 06:13 PM
Anyway, Sneck dental health update.........bit better, still nae 100% right.....appointment nae til next week.

Brian Grantland
22-08-2016, 06:37 PM
Anyway, Sneck dental health update.........bit better, still nae 100% right.....appointment nae til next week.

go to the dental out patients thing

DodHagi
22-08-2016, 06:52 PM
Alcohol mixed with Valium =Prison.

haha this is very true

InversneckieDob
22-08-2016, 06:53 PM
go to the dental out patients thing

To be honest I couldnae say it was an emergency at this point, it's nae sair, just feels a bit wrang.

It'll keep til next week.

Brian Grantland
22-08-2016, 06:57 PM
To be honest I couldnae say it was an emergency at this point, it's nae sair, just feels a bit wrang.

It'll keep til next week.

I guessed it was bad based on the need for pharmaceutical assistance

InversneckieDob
22-08-2016, 06:59 PM
I guessed it was bad based on the need for pharmaceutical assistance

Saturday it was, f e c k i n g excruciating, but it's calmed since then.

Mebbe's the industrial chems had summat to do wi it.

Buc
22-08-2016, 07:11 PM
Im a clove oil user

Tastes like sh@te though

Aye it certainly does taste awful my daughter's on it the now.

kkong
22-08-2016, 07:22 PM
Oil of clove works wonders for toothache

An NSAID such as Ibuprofen works well.
Capsules rather than tablets for faster-acting relief.
But needs topping up every couple of hours or so.

gospelofthomas
23-08-2016, 08:09 PM
Is it rouge or is it rogue? What is the meaning of life? There is only one man who can answer these questions, step up Gospel of Thomas...

Mechty min modo notion ye fine hoor o a loon; you'll have me sufferin delusions of self worth or notability :0)

What is the meaning of life? Ooof that's some question..way beyond my intelligence. For me, that summons the question "what is the meaning of meaning" in this context and is there a need for it or a need for a so called "greater purpose"?
I'm afraid I can do no better than Monty Python or Douglas Adams, so we're stuck at 42!

The origin of life now, that's a whole different and more valid question. I'm nae much use here either but there are some incredibly clever people making strident progress on it. We know now for example that we evolved gradually over hundreds of millions of years from our early beginnings on this planet as yeast and bacteria into the intelligent primates we now are.
I say "intelligent" cautiously of course; we sapiens are the most clever and at the same time the most stupid animals ever to populate this planet.

If you can imagine a scale of human intelligence, you would have the likes of Einstein, Isaac Newton, Darwin, Hawkings, Dawkins and the late great Chris Hitchens at one end and at the other end you'd have creationists, born again Christians, the dupes of Mormonism, Jehova's witnesses etc etc whilst bam pots like thee and me would be dirlin aboot somewhere in between.

But HEY! Dinna want to sabotage shnekker's thread...
Hope your tooth is better min. Watch they fekkin dizzy pams. They are a bit fine and affa easy to get hold of. Have been using them masel' as a sleeping aid in my successful bid to emancipate masel' from alcoholism.(not that I'm counting the days but that's 77 days dry noo. Not so much as a fekkin wine gum!)
I get prescribed 7 5mg tablets a week, so that's em...yeah 1 per night but being such a pill crunching hedonist I'm more likely to have 3 one night and 4 another night...
Anyways...yadda yadda yadda

Love and respect to all fellow dandies
Shug...I mean Thomas
Bon accord
X

mondo_notion
23-08-2016, 08:24 PM
^^^

Absolute gold GoT :D

And well done on the 77 days. Keep it up

gospelofthomas
23-08-2016, 08:44 PM
Thank you kindly mondo, and I really will keep it going. My life has improved immeasurably so it's actually quite easy.

Just smoking and masturbation to go now, but that could be tough cos I'm on like 20-30 a day...



And I smoke like a b@stard ��

Pacman1903
23-08-2016, 08:52 PM
Thank you kindly mondo, and I really will keep it going. My life has improved immeasurably so it's actually quite easy.

Just smoking and masturbation to go now, but that could be tough cos I'm on like 20-30 a day...



And I smoke like a b@stard ��

If its 30 then that means 1 tug every 48 minutes. Some effort

gospelofthomas
23-08-2016, 09:06 PM
Impressive arithmetic from the Pacman there..and entirely correct of course..

But if you factor in 7 hours of continuous sleep, it' an even greater effort..

I'm understandably fekked noo..

Nicht nicht chaps
COYFR

Three_crazz
23-08-2016, 09:22 PM
If its 30 then that means 1 tug every 48 minutes. Some effort

Remember to put the fag in the other han during the tug, nothing worse than a fag burn oh the Japs eye

"I would hazard a guess"