View Full Version : Why did it end?
Rochead
24-08-2016, 05:39 PM
Following on from Buc's ' Where did you meet thread, why did it end? the marriage, relationship or even that special one you met in your youth but did not come to fruition.
I don't qualify as I haven't been rumbled yet.
Brian Grantland
24-08-2016, 05:58 PM
christ min the mood around here is dark enough about the fitba
fit r u trying to do cause a jump in suicide rates
Rochead
24-08-2016, 06:10 PM
christ mon the mood around here is dark enough about the fitba
fit r u trying to do cause a jump in suicide rates
Knowing the willingness of quite a few contributors to this site to take a tongue in cheek view to things I would expect light-hearted replies. My sincerest apologies to anyone who may commit suicide after using this site, can I respectfully request they get their affairs in order so as to avoid there ex partners from benefiting in any way, wouldn't want that on my conscious either. ;D
My sister married young with a chap who was indeed a wife beater that's why that ended but aided with him cheating on my sister with the other sister they have since married he's still a bully.
Not a brother in law I have any time for .
I've been married 36 years can't see that ending as we complement each other .
Some of my mates have been married twice ending because of them cheating simple as that.
Pacman1903
24-08-2016, 06:58 PM
My sister married young with a chap who was indeed a wife beater that's why that ended but aided with him cheating on my sister with the other sister they have since married he's still a bully.
Not a brother in law I have any time for .
Have to say Buc, that has Jeremy Kyle written all over it
Brian Grantland
24-08-2016, 07:05 PM
Yeah, but not as uncommon as you'd think, a friend of mine, her uncle is now her step dad.
Christ.
Have to say Buc, that has Jeremy Kyle written all over it
I've made excuses for him for years but can't do it anymore it's not often I would say this but he's a cnt .
Yeah, but not as uncommon as you'd think, a friend of mine, her uncle is now her step dad.
Christ.
Still trying to work that one out :?
Good thread this Rochead.
Have to say Buc, that has Jeremy Kyle written all over it
Thing is he was affa possessive with my older sister mind you she was 3rd in Miss Scotland back in the early 70s.
She was also a dancer in one of the clubs aye not a pole one but a cage .
You wouldn't know it now though
Brian Grantland
24-08-2016, 08:16 PM
Still trying to work that one out :?
Good thread this Rochead.
the mother
divorced the father due to her affair with his brother and then subsequently
married the father's brother
leontrotsky
24-08-2016, 08:19 PM
Yeah, but not as uncommon as you'd think, a friend of mine, her uncle is now her step dad.
Christ.
Not uncommon on the Norwich City forum i would imagine.......
Brian Grantland
24-08-2016, 08:47 PM
The wife beating wouldn't even raise an eyebrow on a West Ham tho would it
the mother
divorced the father due to her affair with his brother and then subsequently
married the father's brother
Thanks for simplifying.:O
Rochead
24-08-2016, 09:21 PM
Still trying to work that one out :?
Good thread this Rochead.
Cheers Buc. 12 replies so far and no suicides, fingers crossed it stays that way. :D
I walked when my husband got done for drink driving. I begged him and begged him not to but he did it anyway and got 28 days in jail for it.
Rochead
24-08-2016, 09:42 PM
I walked when my husband got done for drink driving. I begged him and begged him not to but he did it anyway and got 28 days in jail for it.
Hope it's worked out well for you.
Hope it's worked out well for you.
I have forgiven him but can't go back to him, he blew the trust. I am happy with my lot these days, thanks Rochead
I have forgiven him but can't go back to him, he blew the trust. I am happy with my lot these days, thanks Rochead
Nice one Stef.
Pacman1903
25-08-2016, 09:05 AM
When Salma Hayek and Kate Beckinsale tell her about our secret love trysts.
krakowdon
25-08-2016, 09:38 AM
When Salma Hayek and Kate Beckinsale tell her about our secret love trysts.
I could have warned you Pac min, that Selma talks too much, she couldn't resist boasting about her conquest, how she loved wearing the 1990 JVC top on the job, the lot. I had to bin her in the end.
Pacman1903
25-08-2016, 01:23 PM
I could have warned you Pac min, that Selma talks too much, she couldn't resist boasting about her conquest, how she loved wearing the 1990 JVC top on the job, the lot. I had to bin her in the end.
She told me that she had a guy in Krakow who had a small tallywhacker so she binned him. Don't shoot the messenger
Brian Grantland
25-08-2016, 01:45 PM
She told me that she had a guy in Krakow who had a small tallywhacker so she binned him. Don't shoot the messenger
I reckon the fact he kept calling her selma had something to do with it
krakowdon
25-08-2016, 03:38 PM
I reckon the fact he kept calling her selma had something to do with it
Ok, in case you guys didn't realise I was joking, I'll come clean. I have no idea who Selma/Salma Hyek is.
Never met the woman. (It is a woman, isn't it? Or have I been double whooshed?)
Ok, in case you guys didn't realise I was joking, I'll come clean. I have no idea who Selma/Salma Hyek is.
Never met the woman. (It is a woman, isn't it? Or have I been double whooshed?)
You aren't alone I've never heard of him/her either but sometimes on here they speak in codes :)
Jupiter
25-08-2016, 05:19 PM
How could anybody have never heard of Salma Hayek?
http://fullhdpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Salma-Hayek-Photos.jpg
Will remember her now:heart:
mondo_notion
25-08-2016, 06:42 PM
Donsdaft isn't going to be happy trying to scroll down to get a peek at that set of boobies
krakowdon
25-08-2016, 08:02 PM
Ok, clearly a woman, but I hope she looks prettier without all that slap on her gub.
You've been stuck on a rig with no company for too long Pac min if that's your idea of a bonnie lassie.
Pacman1903
25-08-2016, 08:14 PM
She looks like she could do with a power nap
Pacman1903
25-08-2016, 08:22 PM
She looks like she could do with a power nap. Nae a great photo
Aye 3 weeks with 1.5 to go. Come a weeks time my standards will have dropped to subsea levels and my love trysts will include Tracy Emin and Camilla Parker Bowles
ILikeJam
25-08-2016, 09:13 PM
From Dusk till Dawn era Salma is pretty much unbeatable. Probably the first real "Holy f*ck she is otherworldly..." moment I had as a kid - it was maybe even the epiphany that lassies weren't just annoying and to be ignored... Let's just say that bit of the tape was a bit dodgy after being rewound so many times! XD
http://img.allw.mn/content/wy/rx/opeqyfrn5590436ca6c53363426094.jpg
Goalposter
25-08-2016, 10:29 PM
Ok, clearly a woman, but I hope she looks prettier without all that slap on her gub.
You've been stuck on a rig with no company for too long Pac min if that's your idea of a bonnie lassie.
Salam Hayek is a total babe!
***y and funny too and a superb set of jigglies
:P
A real woman albeit slightly older now of course.
Goalposter
25-08-2016, 10:31 PM
From Dusk till Dawn era Salma is pretty much unbeatable. Probably the first real "Holy f*ck she is otherworldly..." moment I had as a kid - it was maybe even the epiphany that lassies weren't just annoying and to be ignored... Let's just say that bit of the tape was a bit dodgy after being rewound so many times! XD
http://img.allw.mn/content/wy/rx/opeqyfrn5590436ca6c53363426094.jpg
Well said that man.
First time I ever wanted to shag a vampire and couldn't care about the consequences.
I mean look at that stomach and waistline PHWOARRRRRRRRR.
Goalposter
25-08-2016, 10:33 PM
Can we keep quoting with this pic attached
:)
MalagaSheep
26-08-2016, 05:54 AM
Salma Hayek and Kate Beckinsale! What a team up!
Heres Kate
http://i66.tinypic.com/tar5o5.jpg
ILikeJam
29-08-2016, 09:38 PM
Can we keep quoting with this pic attached
:)
For old time's sake... (check how young Clooney and Tarantino look! :O )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiCjUNI1GC0
krakowdon
29-08-2016, 09:59 PM
For old time's sake... (check how young Clooney and Tarantino look! :O )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiCjUNI1GC0
Too much edit information min
ILikeJam
30-08-2016, 09:08 AM
Too much edit information min
Been trying it for a while to see if it edits anything out
EDIT - apparently it does!
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