Joke ...

[gaz1959]

no not Swindon

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[Altobelli]

Very good Gaz, it's given me a laugh before I go to bed..... .. . . . . . .. . . and yes I'm nicking them XD

[Acido]

Its absolutely no joke of course Gaz, whats happened to Swindon. :s

[gaz1959]

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[gaz1959]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39681270?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_match_of_the_day&ns_source=facebook&ns_linkname=sport

[Acido]

Another former Tykes favourite there, Jan Fjortoft.

[lazaat]

I'm trying to pretend it hasn't happened :(

[gaz1959]

I had a brief handshake moment with Don Rogers after last Saturday's game. ;D

[lazaat]

I watched Don Rogers throughout his career with Swindon and idolised him yet regretfully have never had the pleasure and privilege of meeting the great man

[gaz1959]

Another former Tykes favourite there, Jan Fjortoft.

I never knew he was at yours Acido. I think it was Boro he left us for

[gaz1959]

I watched Don Rogers throughout his career with Swindon and idolised him yet regretfully have never had the pleasure and privilege of meeting the great man

I've met him several times for various reasons. Pop in his shop Laz next time your down.

[gaz1959]

Back on topic -
A guy knew his wife was cheating . . .
He posted this note to Craigslist with an image of a dirty sock using the heading “To the guy doing my wife:”

To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife.

1.Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old.

3.If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the counter I will pick some up.

4.Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son believes if its not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recommend a better spot?

5.After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are clean as my wife does not do my washing, I run out of time rushing to work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty(thanks).

7.Please stop turning the heat up, You pay nothing and MUD is putting it in my ass, my wife may like it but I think it hurts.

8.When she asks “do these pants make me look fat”, say no. You may think giving a different answer will make her think twice about eating a gallon of ice cream a day but all you are doing is giving her a reason to go buy more pants that she will look just as fat in.



9.Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share.

10.Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair. The recliner that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with school work too)has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the left.

Lastly I would like thank you for taking her to lunch on Valentines Day. She was not as hungry as usual and only ordered one meal.I may be able to use the money I saved to take the children to a movie. I hope you can help me with these items, it may become awkward if I have to confront her. If you can do this for me I will give you a heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don’t feel rushed.

P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Great Wolf Lodge on the 3rd of April for four days, I have a bottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer.

Thanks This was not written by anyone named Jack S.

He left this where his wife and everyone else could see. Although it was flagged for removal when it was first posted in 2008, the original post is still there. Do you think he handled the situation well?

[Altobelli]

Joke = Swindon being relegated

Bigger Joke = Burnley pretending to be a Premier League Club

[Acido]

I never knew he was at yours Acido. I think it was Boro he left us for

He joined us after Middlesbrough, in our one and only Premship season Gaz (1997-98). Sadly he wasnt given a fair chance the following season by John Hendrie the player manager. I think it was a 'striker' rivalry between them even though Hendrie had by now hung up his playing boots.

[gaz1959]

Acido - I have had a few chats with our player Andy Rowland who played along side Jan. He did not appear to like him. Personally nor did I as I felt at times he cost us games with his greediness when he could have made plenty of assists to better placed players. But he will remain a legend here and we were lucky to have had him

[Acido]

Acido - I have had a few chats with our player Andy Rowland who played along side Jan. He did not appear to like him. Personally nor did I as I felt at times he cost us games with his greediness when he could have made plenty of assists to better placed players. But he will remain a legend here and we were lucky to have had him

Hey thats interesting Gaz, and you might have a point there! Im still confused as to why Jan's time with us was filled with inconsistency and why our player manager at the time didnt seem to like or rate him.