Masturbation

[WBA1955]

Everyone'does'it'but'not'many'admit'to'it.
Kinda'funny'to'imagine'Enoch'Powell'or'Rudyard'Kip ling'doing'it'but'they'did.
Everyone'should'find'the'time'to'enjoy'themselves.

[WBA53]

So you admit your still a w@nka 55?

[WBA1955]

Well'they'seem'to'have'decided'i'am'on'.com';D
Some'very'famous'people'are'masturbators'as'well'a s'all'the'Popes'and'priests.
Amanda'Holden,now'there's'a'thought.

[goodlordmurphy]

Everyone'does'it'but'not'many'admit'to'it.
Kinda'funny'to'imagine'Enoch'Powell'or'Rudyard'Kip ling'doing'it'but'they'did.
Everyone'should'find'the'time'to'enjoy'themselves.

What a thing to post on this board.... take yourself in hand man!!!

[mickd1961]

When lads are ****agers they never admit to it but when you get older it's something you'll readily tells tales about with your mates.

Anyone who says they don't enjoy a good "hand shandy" is a liar.

A lad I went to school with told a great story.

During the summer holidays from school he was on his own at home and slipped on his mums knickers and bra and had a monster w a n k I n g session in front of his bedroom mirror.

He was on the "vinegar stroke" as the bedroom door opened and his mum,who had returned unexpectedly,caught him red handed.

He shot his load all over the mirror.

Still makes me loff 40 years later.

[baggieal]

Everyone'does'it'but'not'many'admit'to'it.
Kinda'funny'to'imagine'Enoch'Powell'or'Rudyard'Kip ling'doing'it'but'they'did.
Everyone'should'find'the'time'to'enjoy'themselves.


Very rude of you 1955 to indirectly point out Bob and Oldham are ****ers!

[WBA1955]

When lads are ****agers they never admit to it but when you get older it's something you'll readily tells tales about with your mates.

Anyone who says they don't enjoy a good "hand shandy" is a liar.

A lad I went to school with told a great story.

During the summer holidays from school he was on his own at home and slipped on his mums knickers and bra and had a monster w a n k I n g session in front of his bedroom mirror.

He was on the "vinegar stroke" as the bedroom door opened and his mum,who had returned unexpectedly,caught him red handed.

He shot his load all over the mirror.

Still makes me loff 40 years later.

I'had'a'mate'at'school'who'was'at'it'all'the'time. He'kept'a'sock,'down'the'front'of'his'pants'in'cas e'of'emergency.
He'had'to'go'to'hospital'after'tearing'his'foreski n'off'diving'on'a'football'with'a'hard'on.
He'wouldn't'come'out'if'the'Avengers'were'on'and'T ara'King'was'wearing'a'mini.
Once'on'a'school'trip'he'tried'to's'hag'the'gap'be tween'the'coach'seats.
I'told'a'workmate'this'and'he'howled.
"What'became'of'him,"he'asked.
" He's'your'GP,"i'replied.'

[mickd1961]

The last time I had a prostate examination I was gripping the chair in front of me whilst the GP was poking up my a r s e.

I'd been dreading it and I was surprised as to how I was coping with the experience.......

Until I realised he had both his hands on my shoulders!

[Dubbag]

55....What's with all the ''''' ''''''' in your posts lately?

[goodlordmurphy]

Song for all of us...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1xpUbAtcZA

[phild]

55....What's with all the ''''' ''''''' in your posts lately?

It looks like he needs to select AUTO CORRECT OPTIONS then click AUTO FORMAT AS YOU TYPE TAB and then deselect the quote marks. Its been mentioned a few times now but he aye listening ;D

[Dubbag]

It looks like he needs to select AUTO CORRECT OPTIONS then click AUTO FORMAT AS YOU TYPE TAB and then deselect the quote marks. Its been mentioned a few times now but he aye listening ;D

Ahhhh.................thanks for that Phil!

[WBA53]

the day i got married i aquired a washing machine and left the hand washing behind,and the machine is still in fine fettle ;D 36 years later

[WBA53]

http://forums.madonnanation.com/index.php?/topic/55795-brazilian-soccer-players-fired-over-shower-group-jerk-off-video-goes-viral/
dirty buggers,they wernt shy by the sound of it either :O

[Albionic68]

Wonder what Chadli will be getting up to over the next few weeks and months.

It appears he may end up with a lot of time on his hands :O ;D .

[WBA1955]

Wonder what Chadli will be getting up to over the next few weeks and months.

It appears he may end up with a lot of time on his hands :O ;D .


Do'you'remember'old'sp'unky'who'used'to'keep'goal. 'for'Arsenal

[phild]

Yes and i remember the jokes as well;

Did Wenger release Seaman prematurely?
Wenger wipes Seaman from the Arsenal team sheet
Wenger hoping for clean sheets as Seaman shoots up North
Seaman mess leaves stain on Wenger's managerial record
Seaman fills Schmeichel's shorts
Arsenal fans find Seaman release hard to swallow
Big mess at Highbury as Wenger lets Seaman go
Wenger to get youngster in for Seaman

[Albionic68]

Yes and i remember the jokes as well;

Did Wenger release Seaman prematurely?
Wenger wipes Seaman from the Arsenal team sheet
Wenger hoping for clean sheets as Seaman shoots up North
Seaman mess leaves stain on Wenger's managerial record
Seaman fills Schmeichel's shorts
Arsenal fans find Seaman release hard to swallow
Big mess at Highbury as Wenger lets Seaman go
Wenger to get youngster in for Seaman

Wenger wrings hands of Seaman following sticky moment.

[WBA1955]

I'put'a'similar'thread'on'.com'asking'them'the'str angest'places'they;/had'all'masturbated'
The'mods'deleted'it
Touchy'lot'over'there':?

[Newcy Wolf]

The problem with masturbating to Internet **** is that your keyboard tends to take a bit of a pounding.

Well'thats'my'excuse'anyway'

[mickd1961]

I heard this stat that since the advent of the internet most right handed blokes have become left handed ****ers due to operating the mouse.

Come on admit it.......:-))