Players With Stupid Names

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We had our own Bernt Haas but some of these take some beating

http://tinyurl.com/ybohp6a2

[mickd1961]

Milan F u k a l takes some beating but dear old Stefan K u n t z has to be tops.

[holmleighchris]

Jason Wilcox....bit harsh that one.

[Q165]

Oscar Arce (something like that). Played for Villa in about the 60's

[baggieal]

Jason Wilcox....bit harsh that one.


What about Saido Knobhead Berahino................

[Q165]

A ref. Maurice Fussey who amused the crowd with his occasional flat out sprints

[Dubbag]

Snodgrass?????

[goodlordmurphy]

Roberto Lopez Ufarte....always kicked up a stink...

[mickd1961]

Isaac Hunt.

















According to some people :-)

[Baggies_Boy_Tony]

Oscar Arce (something like that). Played for Villa in about the 60's

Quite correct Q, they also had Barry Hole about the same time, so their midfield consisted of Arce and Hole XD

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There was a player a few years back playing in the lower leagues whose surname was sh1tole. When he scored Jeff Stelling when, reading out the scores, refused to say his name.

[SmedDUm]

David Goodwillie.
When he was leaving Dundee United we said we needed to hang on to Goodwillie.
Sadly he became something of a Badwillie and is now playing for Clyde.

[SwedishBaggie]

Harry Beautyman is a nice one I think.

N-w ank-wo Kanu (a bit constructed admittedly...)

Virgil van Dijk

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Andre Arshavin signed for Arsenal and manager Arsene

[goodlordmurphy]

Surely Nicky Butt should have played for Arsenal

[goodlordmurphy]

Natural aptitude for the job...Segar B*s*ard became a referee...

[BaggieBlood]

Rod fanni, linked with us at one time.

Leo fortune west (sounds like directions).

The ground in wa nkdorf in Switzerland always make me laugh.

[goodlordmurphy]

Rod fanni, linked with us at one time.

Leo fortune west (sounds like directions).

The ground in wa nkdorf in Switzerland always make me laugh.

Only to be expected for the 'Young Boys of Bern'

[Evewolf65]

Stefan Kuntz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VCJVZ2I9zY

[Acido]

Back in the late 70s there was a Reading player called Wayne Wa*nklyn.
So imagine the embarrassment eh, having to be called Wayne all his life. ;D

[Johnny on the spot 1]

What about our very own
Dick Krzywicki .

[ststephenbaggie]

I remember watching the Albion winning at Blues back in the eighties & I was stood on the Spion Kop in a very small crowd feeling a bit anxious with Blues thugs around me. I thought I was safe talking to a really old guy next to me and said. 'That centre half for the Albion looks pretty useful' He said 'Yeah, What's his name ?' . I Feigned ignorance and checked my programme. 'Chris Whyte' I said. His reply
'Stupid effing name for a black bloke'

[WBA1955]

Leicester'had'a'couple'of'players'in'the'same'team 'named'Longfellow'and'Stringfellow'in'the'60's.