Saints - a fourth way

[oldcolner]

The pope has created a fourth way to become a saint ... for martyrs.
Sounds like Islam ... without the 22 virgins

How many saints are there and what to they do? I gather the church doesn't know. Just as well there is an All Saints Day

https://www.christiantoday.com/article/pope.francis.creates.new.pathway.to.sainthood.foll owing.jesus.by.laying.down.your.life.for.others/110657.htm

[The Bedlington Terrier]

I like the notion of Saint Bedlington Terrier of Burnley!

[oldcolner]

I like the notion of Saint Bedlington Terrier of Burnley!

Trouble is you have to die first and save someone's life.:?

[The Bedlington Terrier]

New rules are being thought up as we speak...B)

[nutsinmay]

I thought it was 72 virgins - that's it now, I'm going to shave the beard off :(

[The Bedlington Terrier]

I thought it was 72 virgins - that's it now, I'm going to shave the beard off :(

Try finding ONE virgin in Bolton under the age of 15 and you will be lucky!

[sinkov]

Try finding ONE virgin in Bolton under the age of 15 and you will be lucky!

Reminds me of a story in the local press many years ago now, basically it said there were no prostitutes plying their trade in Burnley. "Too many enthusiastic amateurs", was the explanation from a mate of mine.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Another mate of mine from Accrington once told me even Quasimodo could get laid on a Saturday night visit to Burnley Mecca!