Turf Moor Old Folk Home

[In Dyche We Trust]

Looks Like Sean is preparing for a new career outside football managing by opening up an old folks home in Burnley. He will probably have 4 sitting at the back of the lunch-room with 4 in front and 2 more at the front.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Just had a quick reckon up and the calculation would suggest that a squad with an average age of just over 27 years old is just about perfect for one of the world's most competitive leagues. :P

[CaspertheClaret]

Stoke seem to be a little upset about letting a couple of their pensioners wander off.