deetox
31-07-2017, 02:22 PM
Edinburgh Fringe kicks off its annual tosspot migration today.
BRITAIN will become 68% more pleasant as the Edinburgh Fringe draws in the country’s pathologically self-absorbed b******s for the next three weeks.
As the rest of the country enjoys a well-earned break, the Scottish capital will once again be awash with sixth-form poetry, half-baked political idealism and post-modern reworkings of the A-Team as a feminist statement about pubes.
If only the Metropolitan Police were there to batter them all with sticks.
How about 'Alex Salmond Unleashed' at venue 20, £7.50 at the door, £5 concessions. No thanks.
And nae fitba at venue Tynecastle until September or October at least when the JamTarts could be well adrift and without a win in 10.
5702
BRITAIN will become 68% more pleasant as the Edinburgh Fringe draws in the country’s pathologically self-absorbed b******s for the next three weeks.
As the rest of the country enjoys a well-earned break, the Scottish capital will once again be awash with sixth-form poetry, half-baked political idealism and post-modern reworkings of the A-Team as a feminist statement about pubes.
If only the Metropolitan Police were there to batter them all with sticks.
How about 'Alex Salmond Unleashed' at venue 20, £7.50 at the door, £5 concessions. No thanks.
And nae fitba at venue Tynecastle until September or October at least when the JamTarts could be well adrift and without a win in 10.
5702