Mr and Mrs Magpie

[mrsmagpie2002]

Does anybody remember when Mr and Mrs Magpie made their home debut?

[SwalePie]

Based on reports of our Coventry performance, I think it might be this Saturday.

[countygump]

Based on reports of our Coventry performance, I think it might be this Saturday.

Would be useful on the wings. Much better than some of the players the team is carrion.

[60YearsAPie]

Would be useful on the wings. Much better than some of the players the team is carrion.

Should we give Forte a tern 5847

Or see if Stead can break his duck 5848

[countygump]

Should we give Forte a tern 5847

Or see if Stead can break his duck 5848

Neither. We need a gull scarer.

[eyepie]

'Neither. We need a gull scarer.'

I like that one Gumpy

[60YearsAPie]

Neither. We need a gull scarer.

How about Albert Ross? I hear he's a bit of a bustard.

[tarquinbeech]

The vultures are circling over Meadow Lane....they're trying to figure out why Stead isn't moving?