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Zippity
23-08-2017, 10:16 PM
In the wilds of Worcestershire with almost no mobile signal...couldn't access the match thread (thankfully, as it turns out ) but I can still get all manner of f.ucking munters winking at me on Match.com????
How does that work, man??
ffs.
XD
Jammy89
23-08-2017, 10:25 PM
Umm. . . . . errrrrr. . . . they really need fresh blood ;D there so they allow you to see potential "lady" friends XD
Zippity
23-08-2017, 10:52 PM
XD what do you mean lady in inverted commas, you cheeky fecker!!
andyj73
23-08-2017, 11:11 PM
XD what do you mean lady in inverted commas, you cheeky fecker!!
.. Just check out Hi****.com and got the answer "We found 56 female members near you based on your answers." .. Not sure if they do fellas mind :O ;D ..
Zippity
23-08-2017, 11:22 PM
XD I may regret the beer I've had in the morning...
andyj73
23-08-2017, 11:37 PM
.. I've just been presented with 25 naughty girls near me who are not interested in a relationship .. Gona have a mooch ..
Zippity
23-08-2017, 11:42 PM
25?? Greedy sod...save one for me, man..
ghostrider
24-08-2017, 06:46 AM
In the wilds of Worcestershire with almost no mobile signal...couldn't access the match thread (thankfully, as it turns out ) but I can still get all manner of f.ucking munters winking at me on Match.com????
How does that work, man??
ffs.
XD
It seems to me that you were sold a **** phone.
Never mind Zip. ;D
Jammy89
24-08-2017, 11:35 AM
Surely not **** ghost -they want Zip for the relationship XD
ghostrider
24-08-2017, 12:01 PM
Surely not **** ghost -they want Zip for the relationship XD
Zippity is an all action all go, no quit SAS like, wilderness foraging lump of testosterone... trust me, Jammy, he carries a **** phone because females see him as ***ual sensuousness and arousal in animalistic terms, then Zippity's gone, like a Cheetah that's had his fill.
It's one of the reasons why Myleen won't answer her phone. She's terrified he'll whisk her off, on a bear Grylls type outing and then drop her off back home, hanging out and wrecked. :D
Nufc24Mag
24-08-2017, 12:43 PM
.. I've just been presented with 25 naughty girls near me who are not interested in a relationship .. Gona have a mooch ..
If they are from Sunderland they will probably have 3 eyes 7 fingers and massive heaaaaaadssss
Zippity
25-08-2017, 07:46 AM
Zippity is an all action all go, no quit SAS like, wilderness foraging lump of testosterone... trust me, Jammy, he carries a **** phone because females see him as ***ual sensuousness and arousal in animalistic terms, then Zippity's gone, like a Cheetah that's had his fill.
It's one of the reasons why Myleen won't answer her phone. She's terrified he'll whisk her off, on a bear Grylls type outing and then drop her off back home, hanging out and wrecked. :D
XDXDXD crikey
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