Ya knaa what it is...

[Zippity]

In the wilds of Worcestershire with almost no mobile signal...couldn't access the match thread (thankfully, as it turns out ) but I can still get all manner of f.ucking munters winking at me on Match.com????

How does that work, man??

ffs.

XD

[Jammy89]

Umm. . . . . errrrrr. . . . they really need fresh blood ;D there so they allow you to see potential "lady" friends XD

[Zippity]

XD what do you mean lady in inverted commas, you cheeky fecker!!

[andyj73]

XD what do you mean lady in inverted commas, you cheeky fecker!!

.. Just check out Hi****.com and got the answer "We found 56 female members near you based on your answers." .. Not sure if they do fellas mind :O ;D ..

[Zippity]

XD I may regret the beer I've had in the morning...

[andyj73]

.. I've just been presented with 25 naughty girls near me who are not interested in a relationship .. Gona have a mooch ..

[Zippity]

25?? Greedy sod...save one for me, man..

[ghostrider]

In the wilds of Worcestershire with almost no mobile signal...couldn't access the match thread (thankfully, as it turns out ) but I can still get all manner of f.ucking munters winking at me on Match.com????

How does that work, man??

ffs.

XD

It seems to me that you were sold a **** phone.
Never mind Zip. ;D

[Jammy89]

Surely not **** ghost -they want Zip for the relationship XD

[ghostrider]

Surely not **** ghost -they want Zip for the relationship XD

Zippity is an all action all go, no quit SAS like, wilderness foraging lump of testosterone... trust me, Jammy, he carries a **** phone because females see him as ***ual sensuousness and arousal in animalistic terms, then Zippity's gone, like a Cheetah that's had his fill.

It's one of the reasons why Myleen won't answer her phone. She's terrified he'll whisk her off, on a bear Grylls type outing and then drop her off back home, hanging out and wrecked. :D

[Nufc24Mag]

.. I've just been presented with 25 naughty girls near me who are not interested in a relationship .. Gona have a mooch ..

If they are from Sunderland they will probably have 3 eyes 7 fingers and massive heaaaaaadssss

[Zippity]

Zippity is an all action all go, no quit SAS like, wilderness foraging lump of testosterone... trust me, Jammy, he carries a **** phone because females see him as ***ual sensuousness and arousal in animalistic terms, then Zippity's gone, like a Cheetah that's had his fill.

It's one of the reasons why Myleen won't answer her phone. She's terrified he'll whisk her off, on a bear Grylls type outing and then drop her off back home, hanging out and wrecked. :D


XDXDXD crikey