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Zippity
27-08-2017, 11:34 PM
is in Marks and Spencers when her waters break.

In a panic, she phones her Mum and starts screeching down the line 'me waters have broken, me waters have broken, waaaaah...'

Trying to take control her Mum says 'Calm down, calm down. Take a deep breath. Now, where are you ringing from?'

'From me fanny to me feet...why?' replies the girl.

http://i66.tinypic.com/2wf8yuo.jpg
Nufc24Mag
27-08-2017, 11:52 PM
is in marks and spencers when her waters break.

In a panic, she phones her mum and starts screeching down the line 'me waters have broken, me waters have broken, waaaaah...'

trying to take control her mum says 'calm down, calm down. Take a deep breath. Now, where are you ringing from?'

'from me fanny to me feet...why?' replies the girl.

http://i66.tinypic.com/2wf8yuo.jpg

lmfao
toptoon
27-08-2017, 11:59 PM
Itīs a cracker.
Jammy89
28-08-2017, 08:37 AM
Jesus - not heard that one in donkey's years XD
Zippity
28-08-2017, 11:07 AM
Jesus - not heard that one in donkey's years XD

Well here's another one, then...

The same lass is knocked over (relax, folks, she's ok :D) and is lying in the road, dazed and confused. She opens her eyes and her vision is blurred.

'Waaaaaa,' she cries, 'my eyes, my eyes, I can't see'.

A concerned passer-by runs over and says 'It's ok, pet. Look, how many fingers have I got up?'

At which point the girl screams again 'I don't know, my fanny must be paralysed too!'

O:)
Nufc24Mag
28-08-2017, 12:31 PM
Well here's another one, then...

The same lass is knocked over (relax, folks, she's ok :D) and is lying in the road, dazed and confused. She opens her eyes and her vision is blurred.

'Waaaaaa,' she cries, 'my eyes, my eyes, I can't see'.

A concerned passer-by runs over and says 'It's ok, pet. Look, how many fingers have I got up?'

At which point the girl screams again 'I don't know, my fanny must be paralysed too!'

O:)

F*cking hilarious :D