tarquinbeech
07-09-2017, 02:21 AM
I know that there are several people on here that think I'm bonkers....so this post might not disappoint you.
Yesterday I decided to buy some more animals....Buffalo look plain scary (my friend here has a small herd, and whenever I go inside their field they look like they want to kill me, maybe they see Gringos as their natural enemy after BillyBob and his buddies skinned a few million) and Llamas look weird, .....plus they are a bit too nippy when you you want to give them a friendly cuddle.
Miriam suggested Donkeys so I thought I'd do a bit of research by looking at Donkey videos!...It wasn't my fault, I fell asleep during the download and woke up wondering whether I was due another night in the cells with Pablo the local bum-bandit!!
After desperately trying to delete them whilst keeping a wary eye on the carpark for El Plod, it dawned on me that my computer kept freezing, unfreezing etc...unplugging, restarting and rebooting didn't help......then I remembered that today there was a HUGE Coronal Mass Ejection, measuring X9.3 on the Richter Scale of ejections.....and it was interfering with the electrics.
Wow I hear you cry....what has that got to do with Notts?
My reply is that several seasons ago I posted a widely acclaimed thesis on here, proving conclusively that all of Notts greatest triumphs (and disasters) can be tied directly to Solar Activity going back to the 1800s.......I almost won a Nobel Prize, but was narrowly beaten by a guy that produced electricity from 2 lemons and a potato.
The last serious CME measured X6.9 on......August 9th 2011, a date famous in the pages of Notts history, I was there along with my family (including Stevie Junior that I flew in from Tennessee) and several thousand Notts hopefuls.
Is this CME proof that Saturday is going to be massive?....mmmm....I'm not sure, we lost that game but played awesome football....plus a quick check of my CME history shows that the 3rd biggest CME of the 2000s measured X2.7 on May 5th 2015......and 2 days later we were relegated, losing 3-1 to Gillingham.....proof once again that our destiny is not in the hands of the pointy-hats in charge....but the Solar highs-n-lows
Summary - X9.3 means something huge for Notts, I've stayed logged into MAD all day expecting a takeover bid from a guy in North Korea with a silly haircut....fronted by a guy from Lincoln with a pointy beard........or maybe it just means that someone has found the second verse of the Wheelbarrow song?
Anyway I'm off now to put on my hat made from tinfoil....the stray atoms are starting to give me a headache.
Yesterday I decided to buy some more animals....Buffalo look plain scary (my friend here has a small herd, and whenever I go inside their field they look like they want to kill me, maybe they see Gringos as their natural enemy after BillyBob and his buddies skinned a few million) and Llamas look weird, .....plus they are a bit too nippy when you you want to give them a friendly cuddle.
Miriam suggested Donkeys so I thought I'd do a bit of research by looking at Donkey videos!...It wasn't my fault, I fell asleep during the download and woke up wondering whether I was due another night in the cells with Pablo the local bum-bandit!!
After desperately trying to delete them whilst keeping a wary eye on the carpark for El Plod, it dawned on me that my computer kept freezing, unfreezing etc...unplugging, restarting and rebooting didn't help......then I remembered that today there was a HUGE Coronal Mass Ejection, measuring X9.3 on the Richter Scale of ejections.....and it was interfering with the electrics.
Wow I hear you cry....what has that got to do with Notts?
My reply is that several seasons ago I posted a widely acclaimed thesis on here, proving conclusively that all of Notts greatest triumphs (and disasters) can be tied directly to Solar Activity going back to the 1800s.......I almost won a Nobel Prize, but was narrowly beaten by a guy that produced electricity from 2 lemons and a potato.
The last serious CME measured X6.9 on......August 9th 2011, a date famous in the pages of Notts history, I was there along with my family (including Stevie Junior that I flew in from Tennessee) and several thousand Notts hopefuls.
Is this CME proof that Saturday is going to be massive?....mmmm....I'm not sure, we lost that game but played awesome football....plus a quick check of my CME history shows that the 3rd biggest CME of the 2000s measured X2.7 on May 5th 2015......and 2 days later we were relegated, losing 3-1 to Gillingham.....proof once again that our destiny is not in the hands of the pointy-hats in charge....but the Solar highs-n-lows
Summary - X9.3 means something huge for Notts, I've stayed logged into MAD all day expecting a takeover bid from a guy in North Korea with a silly haircut....fronted by a guy from Lincoln with a pointy beard........or maybe it just means that someone has found the second verse of the Wheelbarrow song?
Anyway I'm off now to put on my hat made from tinfoil....the stray atoms are starting to give me a headache.