Email from club

[offshore_arab83]

To season ticket holders is a f ucking belter 😂

To Quote : Rays Terrors have made an impressive start with 3 victories catapulting them to the top of the championship table

Dinna laugh 😂 - the fast flowing, attractive football has been evident in most games so far this season and we do not want you to miss out.

Honestly have you ever read so much sh1te in yer life

[shedboy71]

To season ticket holders is a f ucking belter ��

To Quote : Rays Terrors have made an impressive start with 3 victories catapulting them to the top of the championship table

Dinna laugh �� - the fast flowing, attractive football has been evident in most games so far this season and we do not want you to miss out.

Honestly have you ever read so much sh1te in yer life

phuck sake thats some spin. or just plain nonsense tbf

[huntedbyafreak]

To season ticket holders is a f ucking belter ��

To Quote : Rays Terrors have made an impressive start with 3 victories catapulting them to the top of the championship table

Dinna laugh �� - the fast flowing, attractive football has been evident in most games so far this season and we do not want you to miss out.

Honestly have you ever read so much sh1te in yer life

Was it not to season ticket holders last season who hadn't renewed?

Laughable in any case

[offshore_arab83]

Was it not to season ticket holders last season who hadn't renewed?

Laughable in any case. Aye sorry, you're correct mate made a **** of the OP lol

[huntedbyafreak]

The only thing fast flowing at tannadice at the moment is the stream of folk leaving early

[stokearab]

tbh I delete everything now before reading it.

[Otm_Shank]

Lol that's some impressive spin

[Charlie arab]

Maybe it means fast flowing attacking football fae the other teams!😊

[TerryTheTerror]

What do you suggest the marketing email from the club should have said? :?

[shedboy71]

What do you suggest the marketing email from the club should have said? :?

Slight change for dufc marketing to consider:
Rays Terrors have made an impressive start with 3 victories catapulting them, briefly, to the top of the championship table then normal service resumed and the poor performances turned into a hammering and draw at home to part timers. We are still in the play off mix though.

The fast flowing football we all strive for isnt happening anytime soon but we dont want to miss out on your money so please renew.

[offshore_arab83]

What do you suggest the marketing email from the club should have said? :?

something that wasnt lies?

[TerryTheTerror]

Have a read of almost all marketing material out in the world today. :? Seriously, I think you are choosing the wrong hammer to hit the club with.

[TerryTheTerror]

Slight change for dufc marketing to consider:
Rays Terrors have made an impressive start with 3 victories catapulting them, briefly, to the top of the championship table then normal service resumed and the poor performances turned into a hammering and draw at home to part timers. We are still in the play off mix though.

The fast flowing football we all strive for isnt happening anytime soon but we dont want to miss out on your money so please renew.

You are illustrating my point perfectly with this. :)

[offshore_arab83]

Have a read of almost all marketing material out in the world today. :? Seriously, I think you are choosing the wrong hammer to hit the club with.

fast free flowing football whilst the gates remained opened at half time to let everyone out, nah this hammer deserves to be well flung!

They could have appealed to ex season ticket holders and said we need your support, managers budget etc but nah everyone on every forum and every social media platform are saying how bad we are performing, the club coming out with this kind of statement is a f cuking joke!

[shedboy71]

You are illustrating my point perfectly with this. :)

O:) I never made it in marketing or advertising

[Chick A Saw]

Have a read of almost all marketing material out in the world today. :? Seriously, I think you are choosing the wrong hammer to hit the club with.

The thing with a good percentage of other marketing material is that they have a good product in the first place and by law has to be accurate or they will get a slap down or worse for it. In the case of this email, i wonder if trading standards would be interested as the club are making claims that are just not true! Unless you can confirm you have seen the "fast flowing, attractive football has been evident in most games so far this season"?

[offshore_arab83]

The thing with a good percentage of other marketing material is that they have a good product in the first place and by law has to be accurate or they will get a slap down or worse for it. In the case of this email, i wonder if trading standards would be interested as the club are making claims that are just not true! Unless you can confirm you have seen the "fast flowing, attractive football has been evident in most games so far this season"?

If trading standards got involved we should be reimbursed for the home games we've had to endure....

[the_arab]

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Dinna laugh 😂 - the fast flowing, attractive football has been evident in most games so far this season and we do not want you to miss out.



the actual completely disgusting standard we play to is the exact reason why i wont buy one and the reason i have stopped going already this season. f"ck paying money to watch that absolute sh1te

[ianharab]

Unreal , obviously written by someone who hasn't seen us so far , an old one or a complete belter , almost comical , you can count on one hand the number o decent displays by us over the last 18 months never mind fast flowing , only thing fast flowing is the number o fans out the gate and no coming back

[blackandtangerine]

You are illustrating my point perfectly with this. :)
Terry stop trying to defend the club ffs. Surely you can see that whoever wrote that is havering dung

[offshore_arab83]

Unreal , obviously written by someone who hasn't seen us so far , an old one or a complete belter , almost comical , you can count on one hand the number o decent displays by us over the last 18 months never mind fast flowing , only thing fast flowing is the number o fans out the gate and no coming back

you can count on 2 fingers, both one halves of each game

[TerryTheTerror]

Terry stop trying to defend the club ffs. Surely you can see that whoever wrote that is havering dung

Probably but in my experience 99% of all marketing speak is utter bull****.

[ianharab]

Well at least you agree it's bull**** T

[offshore_arab83]

Probably but in my experience 99% of all marketing speak is utter bull****.
Why does 99% need to be bullsh1t? Why can't it be honest and truthful

[TerryTheTerror]

Why does 99% need to be bullsh1t? Why can't it be honest and truthful

Because they live in the world as it is today and not some weird utopia where folk buy stuff that made to sound like ****e.

[PortugueseFrank]

End of the day there’s no real point in getting overly exercised about it.

It’s just harmless marketing BS. You wouldn’t expect them to say “the football on show has been poor”.

[SmedDUm]

Clubsport, a specialist sports shop providing a brilliant, personal service since 1983

or

Clubsport, a **** shop with **** stock

I'm the former btw! :)

[Retired Arab]

tbh I delete everything now before reading it.

Ha ha ha that's the kind of illogical reasoning that sums you up. Bad enough not to simply unsubscribe, but only a 100% idiot would actually admit to doing such a foolish act

[offshore_arab83]

Ha ha ha that's the kind of illogical reasoning that sums you up. Bad enough not to simply unsubscribe, but only a 100% idiot would actually admit to doing such a foolish act

FAF !!!!

I Await Stokes reply.... MM is raging cos Stoke dared question the AT B)

[stokearab]

Ha ha ha that's the kind of illogical reasoning that sums you up. Bad enough not to simply unsubscribe, but only a 100% idiot would actually admit to doing such a foolish act

I would never unsubscribe from Dundee United, just busy at work and pissed off with the club at the moment.
You really are a bit of a muppet Retired, getting all personal because of the AT thread. .

[offshore_arab83]

I would never unsubscribe from Dundee United, just busy at work and pissed off with the club at the moment.
You really are a bit of a muppet Retired, getting all personal because of the AT thread. .

Yasss!!!!

Popcorn oot !!!

[shedboy71]

Yasss!!!!

Popcorn oot !!!

XD phucking go for it Stokey boy you 100% idiot :P