Gabby Agbonlahor

[MNE1976]

With Bruce looking for a striker, what would you tell Gabby and/or his agent bearing in mind his contract is up at the end of the season.

Bruce to sign Morelos? (http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/867165/Aston-Villa-news-Steve-Bruce-scout-Rangers-striker-Alfredo-Morelos-Championship)

Personally I would say there is no new contract on the table, thanks for yours years of service to club and you can have a testimonial match at the end of the season, so the best thing to do is look for a loan deal till the end of the season to try and secure a contract at another club.

[westcountryvillain]

Easiest decision the club will ever make in showing him the door, doesn't deserve a testimonial, his current contract will have cost £10M over the 5 years. About £1M a goal, his agent will tell him to move abroad as no club here wants him.

A testimonial vs Blues would be funny though!

[freer]

Easiest decision the club will ever make in showing him the door, doesn't deserve a testimonial, his current contract will have cost £10M over the 5 years. About £1M a goal, his agent will tell him to move abroad as no club here wants him.

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a) Sorry Gabby but…...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmzfPzSsbDc

b) What he & his agent should be told…….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ul-cZyuYq4

c) sums up his career…….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxuSlWvcfYg

[yubbywelch]

Hmmmmm it's 645 am here, and I'm wondering do I click on Freer's links with my volume turned on?

[yubbywelch]

Ohhhhhh Freer. I agree.
But.....
Your showing your age old man

[freer]

In dog years I departed a while back !

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Don't worry too much about my age—it's stupidity you have to watch out for Yubby .

[bongosdad]

We agree for once

[TrianonDave]

Well the blues game is coming up so we've got to give him 15 mins of fame and you know what, bet he scores?

[Exiledvillan]

Ah, we'll wheel him out for Halloween then wheel him back to the ward until the 2nd week in February, to play with the afflicted again.

[freer]

Well the blues game is coming up so we've got to give him 15 mins of fame and you know what, bet he scores?

Bongo’s “Gabby for England” T-Shirt been spruced up in anticipation !

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[bongosdad]

Along with your Craig Gardner one

[freer]

Along with your Craig Gardner one

After watching our players stand off last Saturday

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He could have proved to be a much more feasible option Bongo !

[bongosdad]

So would Gabby.

[TrianonDave]

Put him on the bench next week I would rather it be 0-0 with 10 mins to go and bring him on rather than Hogan! You can almost smell the fear from the kop!!

[freer]

Sorry lads the bad news is ;

“Bruse” declared Agonawol is weeks from being available

Quite what Gabby might be available for “Bruse” failed to mention -weddings funerals & bar mitzvah’s is my theory

However the good news is ;

Villa only have to fork out another £1,500,000 for his services

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[TrianonDave]

Putting it like that, I guess this is the End for Gabby in a villa shirt?
Oh well whos the next God Bongo, Ross Mac? Only kidding.
Still I would put a life size cardboard cut out of gabby on the Bench as the knuckle daggers would hardly tell the difference!

[bongosdad]

I doubt he will get a new contract but. Its a long season and he will be needed even if it's off the bench.
Regarding a new super hero maybe Steve Bruce if he gets us promoted.

[freer]

Guy goes into the Tyburn Road Subway “what’s your biggest, most expensive sub ”

Sandwich shop assistant replies “we do have Gabby Agbonlahor”

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[freer]

I would put a life size cardboard cut out of gabby on the Bench

Given a choice Gabby or the cardboard cut-out Its the composition board every time

We might lose Agonawols odd biannual goal or two – but we'd get a much healthier return on our £2,860,000 per year from a paper packaging version

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