gaz1959
06-02-2019, 01:09 AM
A teacher in Oxfud asked the class what team they support. All the kids bar one shouted Oxfud. The teacher askd the one lad who he supports and he said Thee Mighty Reds - Swindon Town FC!!!. Oh and why Swindon? she said. He said because my mum & dad support Swindon of course. Teacher trying to teach says to him that he doesn't have to be what other people want him to be and there was no need to copy his parents. She went on to preach to him that he wouldn't copy his parents if his mother was a prostitute and his dad was a yellow toothed smack head. He looked piuzzled at her as if she was stupid and said well miss if that were so it'd make me an Oxfud fan won't it like the rest of you scruffy b@stards