Newcastle vs Leeds

[Alberts__Lob]

Joelinton upfront on his own with ASM on the right wing?? Almiron on the left wing??

https://www.nufc.co.uk/matches/first-team/2021-22/newcastle-united-v-leeds-united/?tab=lineup

[MidsMagpie]

Joelinton upfront on his own with ASM on the right wing??

https://www.nufc.co.uk/matches/first-team/2021-22/newcastle-united-v-leeds-united/?tab=lineup

same back 5 as manure what a genius bruce is >;)

[Alberts__Lob]

Leeds have their 3 first choice centre backs out so Bruce puts ASM on the wing? Get him through the middle ffs

[Alberts__Lob]

Our bench makes me shudder these days.....it's almost painful to look at!

[Zippity]

More square pegs in round holes-which would be bad enough on its own but we actually have round pegs on the bloody bench!

That aside, however, the way Leeds have started this season, we've got a chance (yes, I know you could argue the way we've started the season means they've got a chance :D ).

It won't be pretty-it never is with Bruce-but with their defence not at full strength, Miggy and ASM could get at them.

I think we'll start brightly and score but then try to hang on.

[Geordie_Jacko]

Woodman not even on the bench is a strange one, it'll do wonders for his confidence that. I think he may of had a few words to say about not starting so got dropped completely. Or am I overthinking things?

[Zippity]

Woodman not even on the bench is a strange one, it'll do wonders for his confidence that. I think he may of had a few words to say about not starting so got dropped completely. Or am I overthinking things?

Bruce leaked the news just like he did about Darlow last season.

Woodman would have been entirely justified in sounding off (not about being fropped per se-that's the manager's decision to make, rightly or wrongly, but everyone knew it was going to happen)

[Zippity]

Hmmm....

[Geordie_Jacko]

Bruce leaked the news just like he did about Darlow last season.

Woodman would have been entirely justified in sounding off (not about being fropped per se-that's the manager's decision to make, rightly or wrongly, but everyone knew it was going to happen)

Oh I agree he would be justified to kick off and I don't blame him if he has to be honest.

[Zippity]

No yellow for a bltant pull on the shorts?

Ref is a **** too...that's all we need.

[Geordie_Jacko]

What a start FML

[Geordie_Jacko]

At least we are at the top of one table. Most goals conceded in the Premier league since project restart in June 2020.

[bix01]

No yellow for a bltant pull on the shorts?

Ref is a **** too...that's all we need.

Blatant incompetence - the foul on Almiron earlier as well and Ritchie gets booked for his one.

[Zippity]

Ah, honestly, man...how ****ing ****e is Joe shinton???

[TheOtherTerryMac]

Jokelinton couldn’t score in a brothel with a £50 note wrapped round his knob

[Geordie_Jacko]

Ah, honestly, man...how ****ing ****e is Joe shinton???
It's fu(king embarrassing

[Zippity]

6 % covesrion rate of chances into goals since he arrived!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

[bix01]

6 % covesrion rate of chances into goals since he arrived!!!!! ��������������������������������


Bring back Fumaca - all is forgiven.

[bix01]

We are definitely going to have at least one red card in this match with Mike Fücking Dean.

[Milburn9]

Jokelinton couldn’t score in a brothel with a £50 note wrapped round his knob
🤣🤣😂😂

[Zippity]

Woo hoo...ASM is ****ing magic, man!!

[trinitoon]

Give the man the Freedom of Newcastle. What a goal!

Assist Jokelinton. LOL.

[Zippity]

Mind you, it still feels like celebrating winning the jackpot on one of the 2p machines in Spanish City...

[Alberts__Lob]

Great game.....could go either way in the second half

[Geordie_Jacko]

This is a brilliant watch for a neutral personally I think where lucky to be level at the break. Hopefully we can pick it up second half and get a winner

[Zippity]

Leeds are nowhere near their levels from last season yet...we could very well get something more out of this.

Having said that, I do feel like I've typed the football equivalent of living in Fenham and saying 'ah, bugger, I've missed the last 12 home but I might still be able to get the 39 and walk down from the West Road.'

[Zippity]

What an absolute **** Mike Dean is.

[coastferret]

agreed a total fu king r shole mike dean is

[bix01]

What an absolute **** Mike Dean is.

It’s bad enough being arrogant when someone is good at what they do but this wânker is arrogant despite being one of the worst ever refs in the top flight.

[coastferret]

official attendance over 50k, after the ****e we`ve been served lately!. Imagine if we were a big club

[Zippity]

Leeds' finishing has been gash tonight...so far.

[Zippity]

official attendance over 50k, after the ****e we`ve been served lately!. Imagine if we were a big club

ffs

What did this monunental protest amount to....20 paper aeroplanes?

[Jammy89]

ffs

What did this monunental protest amount to....20 paper aeroplanes?

38 according to someone on fb.

[coastferret]

just heard a fairly feeble "we want bruce out" for all of 7 seconds

[Alberts__Lob]

I think our outstanding player tonight was Joelinton........outstandingly dreadful even by his standards. He just brings absolutely nothing to the team

I bet Gayle is wondering if he'll ever get a game again

[Zippity]

I think our outstanding player tonight was Joelinton........outstandingly dreadful even by his standards. He just brings absolutely nothing to the team

I bet Gayle is wondering if he'll ever get a game again

Aye-I agree with Jacko...I think he needs to get a game.

Joe Shinton is absolute, utter dog****e.

[Cannylad]

Leeds's twelfth man played a blinder. :O

[Alberts__Lob]

I ordered a takeaway tonight before the match on UberEats. After you pay it tells you the name of the delivery driver and their mode of transport. Tonight it said:

'Your takeaway will be delivered by Maradona on a bicycle"

.....and no i'm not joking! :D I thought it was a good omen and we'd get 3 points but it wasn't to be...

[Scott Kirkland]

I think our outstanding player tonight was Joelinton........outstandingly dreadful even by his standards. He just brings absolutely nothing to the team

I bet Gayle is wondering if he'll ever get a game again
Is Bruce being forced to play Joelinton in every game because of his price?

[Alberts__Lob]

Is Bruce being forced to play Joelinton in every game because of his price?

Probably but his value must drop after every game he plays for us. He doesn't even look like a £4 million player never mind £40 million

[Zippity]

I ordered a takeaway tonight before the match on UberEats. After you pay it tells you the name of the delivery driver and their mode of transport. Tonight it said:

'Your takeaway will be delivered by Maradona on a bicycle"

.....and no i'm not joking! :D I thought it was a good omen and we'd get 3 points but it wasn't to be...

XD More detail needed....curry, pizza, Chinese, burger?

[Alberts__Lob]

XD More detail needed....curry, pizza, Chinese, burger?

XD It was a McDonald's.....couple of burgers, fries and chicken nuggets...

I was a bit disappointed when Maradona arrived as he was actually in a car. He wound down the window and i said i was expecting Diego on a bike and he just laughed and handed it over

Gonna order again next week....perhaps my takeaway will be delivered by Pele in a hand glider?! :D

[Zippity]

XD XD Ryan Taylor over the wall...?

[Zippity]

Mind, looking back, much as he was a clown all night, he was a clown for both sides-how he didn't give them a penalty for that Willock challenge...?

[Alberts__Lob]

XD XD Ryan Taylor over the wall...?

I'd like a Chinese delivered by Colocinni on a penny farthing!

[Zippity]

A pair of melons delivered by Myleene Klass on a pogo stick?

[Alberts__Lob]

A pair of melons delivered by Myleene Klass on a pogo stick?

I'll settle for that! :D

[Alberts__Lob]

Mind, looking back, much as he was a clown all night, he was a clown for both sides-how he didn't give them a penalty for that Willock challenge...?

That was a stone wall penalty and he was right infront of it. We got away with one there for sure