Derby tickets

[footballfan123]

On sale now, get in there as might be last for a while and we can show dignity by giving them a gentle wave goodbye as opposed to frothing at the mouth and carrying coffins.

[JamesMcClean]

frothing at the mouth and carrying coffins.

No I’m definitely not getting involved in that nonsense. I’ll just leave that to the manager.:D

https://i.postimg.cc/jdSyFxcz/0-C8-C26-BD-73-CB-4120-A495-510-F46-BF46-A6.jpg (https://postimg.cc/z34LL19B)

[sultan_of_arabia]

Good you posted this as the sale just dropped. Already got my flights from Budapest and taking 3 Hungarian converts with me to their first game too.

[footballfan123]

ET sold out

[Yeats 62]

Top tier Dode Fox, just the wings left.......... superb early sales. Really hope as someone mentioned we get half the Jerry Kerr too. :D

[JamesMcClean]

https://i.postimg.cc/g0RWhP86/1-BBC3505-0-EB0-42-B6-9-C8-A-9-EA63554-FFD8.jpg (https://postimg.cc/d7qpMpWq)

Oh ma hoorin’ sides!XDXDXD

[Yeats 62]

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Name change required :D FFS :D

[Jim_Jam]

https://i.postimg.cc/g0RWhP86/1-BBC3505-0-EB0-42-B6-9-C8-A-9-EA63554-FFD8.jpg (https://postimg.cc/d7qpMpWq)

Oh ma hoorin’ sides!XDXDXD

If the roles were reversed by Auntie wid be ma Uncle.

[footballfan123]

Couldn't sell more than 17k tickets in a month for their first cup final since almost 100 years, asked for more and got them leaving an embarrassing amount of empty seats which rangers season ticket holders would of snapped up ( not really bothered about that bit to be honest)
Dundee are the joke club of scottish football - vote yes or no, hang on a minute...........

[shedka]

500 home end tickets left, 600 of the unrestricted shed ones are available, from about 10500 available, about 5000 of which will be season tickets

Depending on the fun sales may end up with a section or more in the Jerry Kerr nearest the ET, time will tell

[Yeats 62]

Probably, why we are controlling ticket sales. Might be a wee bit oh "well if youz dinnae want them, we do" Then we can fill up the spaces left by all those unwanted tickets lying in a big desk drawer somewhere at Dens.... :D

[tHeArAb]

Give them the bottom section of the JMc stand only. F*ck them.

[dodetap]

Give them the bottom section of the JMc stand only. F*ck them.

Dug oot we the players would suffice

[JamesMcClean]

Dug oot we the players would suffice

No, the dugoot is set aside for fat Charlie. And I mean the entire dugoot.;D

[footballfan123]

Sales for home fans no longer online, either we have sold out (don't quite think we was at that stage although seats were limited) or we are maybe gonna get some of the dees allocation as their sales are truly shocking.
Before anyone from that lot says anything - yes we only took 1700 when all but down, dundee are not down yet and should be backing their team but obviously they have given up.

[petermackie]

Sales for home fans no longer online, either we have sold out (don't quite think we was at that stage although seats were limited) or we are maybe gonna get some of the dees allocation as their sales are truly shocking.
Before anyone from that lot says anything - yes we only took 1700 when all but down, dundee are not down yet and should be backing their team but obviously they have given up.

You'd be better concentrating on the extra 6000 fans in your end that won't be back until you play us at home again than worrying about our ticket sales...hope you were one of the less than 1700...CW33🙈🚀🙈🚀💙

[footballfan123]

I was there backing the team no matter how remote the chance of staying up.
Few of your lot should take note.
I wonder where your extra thousands of fans have been the greatest night in your history.

[footballfan123]

Before anyone dives in, I missed the word SINCE

[petermackie]

I was there backing the team no matter how remote the chance of staying up.
Few of your lot should take note.
I wonder where your extra thousands of fans have been the greatest night in your history.

We should take note that you came to Dens to watch your team be relegated Why???

[shedka]

You'd be better concentrating on the extra 6000 fans in your end that won't be back until you play us at home again than worrying about our ticket sales...hope you were one of the less than 1700...CW33🙈🚀🙈🚀💙


You really are masking your permanent disappointment at not taken advantage of us being down well, that's what is really gnawing away at the funsters, you won't get an opportunity like that again anytime soon, pleasing

[shedka]

Sales for home fans no longer online, either we have sold out (don't quite think we was at that stage although seats were limited) or we are maybe gonna get some of the dees allocation as their sales are truly shocking.
Before anyone from that lot says anything - yes we only took 1700 when all but down, dundee are not down yet and should be backing their team but obviously they have given up.


There were only 300 across the GF and restricted Shed seats last night left, they hadn't put the shed section closest to fair play on sale which is a further 300, dunno if they would opt to sell a section in the Jerry Kerr just yet?

[TerryTheTerror]

We should take note that you came to Dens to watch your team be relegated Why???

At a time when your team are facing the drop out of the premiership you seem to spend a lot of time thinking back to when we did.

[Yeats 62]

Before anyone dives in, I missed the word SINCE

Most folk don't notice mate, I didn't (but em thick as brick) :D The brain reads the sentence the way it should be read and most times the missing word isn't noticed. (pun intended) :)

Quite ironic, it was the word "since" Freudian slip maybe ? Might just leave that one to the Dees :D

[petermackie]

You really are masking your permanent disappointment at not taken advantage of us being down well, that's what is really gnawing away at the funsters, you won't get an opportunity like that again anytime soon, pleasing

Not masking anything you won your last home Derby by the midweek Vs Hibs you lost around 6000 fans....

[petermackie]

At a time when your team are facing the drop out of the premiership you seem to spend a lot of time thinking back to when we did.
Think you'll find I never brought it up...I will admit I do gladly reply to it when it's mentioned...as for FF123 he hates Dundee eh...makes me wonder if he's in the same boat as ADS seems to try too hard🙈

[Arabdownsouth]

Think you'll find I never brought it up...I will admit I do gladly reply to it when it's mentioned...as for FF123 he hates Dundee eh...makes me wonder if he's in the same boat as ADS seems to try too hard��

Try too hard at what exactly? Your a funster on the United board, you're there to be shot at so don't be surprised when we take aim. If you like to console yourself with delusion then crack on, but I honestly couldn't give a **** about your lot and just want United to win every game they play. If its against you lot then naturally rivalry means we will enjoy it a little more. But I've seen my team win all the major trophies and don't need to sleep with a Wagner mug on my bedside just to ease the hurt.

[shedka]

Not masking anything you won your last home Derby by the midweek Vs Hibs you lost around 6000 fans....

5000+ paid to get in the Derby, the rest were season tickets, are you saying its comparable to a midweek League Cup tie vs Hibs where everyone paid to get in?

Look at the home end at dens 4 days after the most recent Derby when you played Ross County... Meanwhile we had another big following through in Perth, something you no longer manage

[footballfan123]

We should take note that you came to Dens to watch your team be relegated Why???

Nice try.

[footballfan123]

Think you'll find I never brought it up...I will admit I do gladly reply to it when it's mentioned...as for FF123 he hates Dundee eh...makes me wonder if he's in the same boat as ADS seems to try too hard🙈

I certainly do not hate Dundee, I enjoy them.

[ballumbie_arab]

Honestly can we not just ban this trolling funster?
There is absolutely no constructive discussion, just constant trolling conversations or posters (e.g. ADS), and replying with the same drivel from yesteryear. I’m fed up reading his p!sh on our board, where I’d prefer to have a discussion with fellow arabs.

[A. J]

Even my anagram solver has given up on him, just shoved petermackie in and it came back with wafflingbawbag

[Shedboy1971]

I got mumanddadshousetissuesantsnaemates in my hacking exploits

[shedka]

129 tickets left 2 weeks out, just 3 in the shed, the section of 300 nearest the fair play held back it seems, interesting to see if that gets released

[ballumbie_arab]

129 tickets left 2 weeks out, just 3 in the shed, the section of 300 nearest the fair play held back it seems, interesting to see if that gets released

I don’t understand why that has been held back, as there is quite a distance (and natural segregation) in that area?? Wondering if they will be offering more seats in the Jerry Kerr, and want to fill them first?

[A. J]

I don’t understand why that has been held back, as there is quite a distance (and natural segregation) in that area?? Wondering if they will be offering more seats in the Jerry Kerr, and want to fill them first?

Its a contingency mate, need room to pish ourselves laughing when they score 1st and it gets ruled out

[TerryTheTerror]

Its a contingency mate, need room to pish ourselves laughing when they score 1st and it gets ruled out

To be fair that was funny. Pitch invasions, the works. 😂

[japanarab]

Honestly can we not just ban this trolling funster?
There is absolutely no constructive discussion, just constant trolling conversations or posters (e.g. ADS), and replying with the same drivel from yesteryear. I’m fed up reading his p!sh on our board, where I’d prefer to have a discussion with fellow arabs.
Leave him be--if you check Dundee Mad or The Dark Blues you'll see almost nothing from him. Disliked on his own team's boards and told to ferk off so he ends up here thinking he's some hilarious wind up merchant (unfortunately some are too stupid and rise to his bait).

[dodetap]

Even Pedros user name shows his total obsession with United. About the only thing of note he done for Dundee was score the winner to stop United’s 14 game winning streak against the fun. Also called the New Dalglish when Dundee signed him.

[TerryTheTerror]

I find it pretty weird that Pedro goes on about the best crowds we get being against them. Personally they are the biggest games of the season for me (if we aren't at a cup final) as they are our local rivals. What I find weird about him brining this up is: surely it's the same for them? And so what, so it should be like this. 🤔

[footballfan123]

86 tickets left.
I did notice when they went on sale that the bottom corner of GF near shed seemed to have a block of seats greyed out as if already sold, maybe 200 or so, it was unusual as it looked like a complete square in the middle of seats for sale, no way were they sold as it formed straight lines with seats for sale.
They are either reserved for something or maybe comps or possibly will be put up for sale soon as once a match nears sell out everyone wants to go so could be a sales tactic.
Just a guess as to what's happening though.
A 3pm Derby on a Saturday, just how it should be.

[Sande_Man]

86 tickets left.
I did notice when they went on sale that the bottom corner of GF near shed seemed to have a block of seats greyed out as if already sold, maybe 200 or so, it was unusual as it looked like a complete square in the middle of seats for sale, no way were they sold as it formed straight lines with seats for sale.
They are either reserved for something or maybe comps or possibly will be put up for sale soon as once a match nears sell out everyone wants to go so could be a sales tactic.
Just a guess as to what's happening though.
A 3pm Derby on a Saturday, just how it should be.

I’m pretty sure that block is reserved for player and staff comps!

Each player/coach etc gets 2 comp tickets.

[Dave63]

To be fair that was funny. Pitch invasions, the works. 😂

That was funny as anything . The Fun dancing on touchline as game was getting started again for offside 🤣🤣🤣

[Arabdownsouth]

That was funny as anything . The Fun dancing on touchline as game was getting started again for offside ������

Shirts off, mouths frothing, ****ing marvellous :D

[Jim_Jam]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhWvGrVjvPI

[petermackie]

Leave him be--if you check Dundee Mad or The Dark Blues you'll see almost nothing from him. Disliked on his own team's boards and told to ferk off so he ends up here thinking he's some hilarious wind up merchant (unfortunately some are too stupid and rise to his bait).

Not like you eh🚀🙈🚀🙈

[Jim_Jam]

If you haven't viewed this before. This is the FUN...iest thing ever.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgsAW5VlSG8

[shedka]

If you haven't viewed this before. This is the FUN...iest thing ever.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgsAW5VlSG8


That's the 1-1 game, not the 6-2 but yea that video is a classic by ben the par

[Jim_Jam]

That's the 1-1 game, not the 6-2 but yea that video is a classic by ben the par

sorry your right... my apologies.


It's this one (6-2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTkas7I_DKQ

[petermackie]

I find it pretty weird that Pedro goes on about the best crowds we get being against them. Personally they are the biggest games of the season for me (if we aren't at a cup final) as they are our local rivals. What I find weird about him brining this up is: surely it's the same for them? And so what, so it should be like this. 🤔

TTT You're 100% correct unfortunately this may be the last time for at least a season that this happens...💙

[JamesMcClean]

sorry your right... my apologies.


It's this one (6-2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTkas7I_DKQ

Honestly, what a nick to get yourself in - and there was still EIGHTY TWO minutes to go. XD

https://i.postimg.cc/tTDH1Wkz/13-CAABC7-7087-4937-B99-B-9-F3441-FF6371.jpg (https://postimg.cc/XGZPmZTZ)

[japanarab]

Honestly, what a nick to get yourself in - and there was still EIGHTY TWO minutes to go. XD

https://i.postimg.cc/tTDH1Wkz/13-CAABC7-7087-4937-B99-B-9-F3441-FF6371.jpg (https://postimg.cc/XGZPmZTZ)

When it's all you've got. The deputy leader of Drum Banging Nazis made a video of it---about 40 minutes before the game even ended. His goose walk outta tannadice had extra venom that night. Pare fecker, cried himself to sleep wrapped in his Roma flag.

[tHeArAb]

Honestly, what a nick to get yourself in - and there was still EIGHTY TWO minutes to go. XD

https://i.postimg.cc/tTDH1Wkz/13-CAABC7-7087-4937-B99-B-9-F3441-FF6371.jpg (https://postimg.cc/XGZPmZTZ)

That's a f*cking belter! 😂😂😂😂

[Shedboy1971]

Honestly, what a nick to get yourself in - and there was still EIGHTY TWO minutes to go. XD

https://i.postimg.cc/tTDH1Wkz/13-CAABC7-7087-4937-B99-B-9-F3441-FF6371.jpg (https://postimg.cc/XGZPmZTZ)

8 minutes played and its still 0-0. Only the fun XD

[Yeats 62]

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[JamesMcClean]

Home end sold out.

[shed-buoy]

Home end sold out.

I think there’s a few hospitality at the quay left

If the fun don’t sell their allocation there may be a late release

[JamesMcClean]

I think there’s a few hospitality at the quay left

If the fun don’t sell their allocation there may be a late release

Yes, we may find that we receive an additional allocation.;D

[shedka]

Yes, we may find that we receive an additional allocation.;D


Difficult to say, looking at their sales, they have sold about 2,100 of roughly 2,300 (fair play plus two sections of JK) with plenty time to go, the next section of the JK holds 500, that definitely will go to them leaving the two corner sections, at a push we maty get the first of those closest to the ET so a further 300+ if their sales are very slow from now

[JamesMcClean]

Difficult to say, looking at their sales, they have sold about 2,100 of roughly 2,300 (fair play plus two sections of JK) with plenty time to go, the next section of the JK holds 500, that definitely will go to them leaving the two corner sections, at a push we maty get the first of those closest to the ET so a further 300+ if their sales are very slow from now

To be quicker sheds, just ask peter. He’ll soon clear up this additional ticket dilemma make no mistake.XD

[tHeArAb]

Yes, we may find that we receive an additional allocation.;D

🤡🙈🚀

[Yeats 62]

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[JamesMcClean]

https://i.postimg.cc/dQbwNvvM/2-E094-C8-A-ECB7-4136-B367-6-A48366-BC908.jpg (https://postimg.cc/w3QC3C7F)

Er, yeah ok then.XD

https://i.postimg.cc/sfQ3Jxk9/A33-A520-F-15-AB-4-B16-BDD0-8-F7559755263.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[footballfan123]

Did the FP go on sale to them??

[Yeats 62]

https://i.postimg.cc/dQbwNvvM/2-E094-C8-A-ECB7-4136-B367-6-A48366-BC908.jpg (https://postimg.cc/w3QC3C7F)

Er, yeah ok then.XD

https://i.postimg.cc/sfQ3Jxk9/A33-A520-F-15-AB-4-B16-BDD0-8-F7559755263.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

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Nae Blue bitters tae.............. Very surprised... :D

[GUNBOAT]

https://i.postimg.cc/dQbwNvvM/2-E094-C8-A-ECB7-4136-B367-6-A48366-BC908.jpg (https://postimg.cc/w3QC3C7F)

Er, yeah ok then.XD

https://i.postimg.cc/sfQ3Jxk9/A33-A520-F-15-AB-4-B16-BDD0-8-F7559755263.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

DBK is a GRAND MASTER,do all their posters have Masonic titles?.

[Yeats 62]

DBK is a GRAND MASTER,do all their posters have Masonic titles?.

I luv a good conspiracy GB (nae idea what yir on aboot) geez a wee hint.

[JamesMcClean]

As an aside, when John buys back Dens (XD), I take it the Funsters will get the brick money back that they lent Peter and Jimmy?:D

[ahlltanyirhide]

I think there’s a few hospitality at the quay left

If the fun don’t sell their allocation there may be a late release

There will be a release on derby day...................PLEASE RELEASE ME LET ME GO, FOR I DON’T LOVE YOU ANYMORE

[Yeats 62]

There will be a release on derby day...................PLEASE RELEASE ME LET ME GO, FOR I DON’T LOVE YOU ANYMORE

Mon GB ......that's defo worth a YouTube link ..........;D

[GUNBOAT]

Did the FP go on sale to them??

Yes,a section at a time starting from the Fair Play end mate.

[GUNBOAT]

Mon GB ......that's defo worth a YouTube link ..........;D

Nae probs mate and one of my all time FAVS its got to be said..........


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch_Fz2Np-Z4

[GUNBOAT]

Here is one i was involved in on our trip to Moscow.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNXxlujfOqM

[Arabdownsouth]

Here is one i was involved in on our trip to Moscow.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNXxlujfOqM

****ing class mate!

[petermackie]

Yes, we may find that we receive an additional allocation.;D

That more tables released in the hospitality??? That not happen the last Derby too 😜😜😜

[JamesMcClean]

That more tables released in the hospitality??? That not happen the last Derby too ������

Only in your own wee Funny mind peter.XD

[ROMA84]

Nae probs mate and one of my all time FAVS its got to be said..........


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch_Fz2Np-Z4

Do you think the stadium announcer would play this at halftime. Could you imagine the state of the c<<<s.

[shedka]

Turns out only two sections of the JK were on same from Utd, Dundee selling fair play upper from their own ticket office so not sure what they have sold afterall

[footballfan123]

I didn't think FP was on sale hence earlier post, their sales appear to be poor but we will just have to wait and see

[shedka]

They have under 200 to sell from the initial allocation of 2300 before the third section of JK will be put up for sale to them I'd imagine which is a further 500

[Kdyteejay2]

Here is one i was involved in on our trip to Moscow.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNXxlujfOqM
Brilliant mate, hope to hear it on Saturday.

[petermackie]

Here is one i was involved in on our trip to Moscow.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNXxlujfOqM

Thousands of miles away...playing in Europe...and still only one thing on your mind
Pleasing 👍

[TerryTheTerror]

Thousands of miles away...playing in Europe...and still only one thing on your mind
Pleasing 👍

You are our closest rivals, what's the big deal? 🤔 I'm sure it'd be the same in the unlikely event the roles were reversed, and so it should.

[japanarab]

You are our closest rivals, what's the big deal? 🤔 I'm sure it'd be the same in the unlikely event the roles were reversed, and so it should.
"and still only one thing on your mind."
Anyone willing to take a guess at Peter's post count on Dundee Mad Vs post count on Dundee United Mad in 2022?

[Yeats 62]

"and still only one thing on your mind."
Anyone willing to take a guess at Peter's post count on Dundee Mad Vs post count on Dundee United Mad in 2022?

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That's me settled down now. Will this take long??? :D

[JamesMcClean]

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That's me settled down now. Will this take long??? :D

Hope not!;D

https://i.postimg.cc/L5TFV51W/E3-A508-FD-8-CAF-44-FA-848-B-76-F66-E3-F11-EB.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[GUNBOAT]

Thousands of miles away...playing in Europe...and still only one thing on your mind
Pleasing ��

It was over a week ago i posted the Moscow footage and you have only just replied to it today,is it party time at Peter's again?.

[japanarab]

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That's me settled down now. Will this take long??? :D
After a sleepless night and a calculator pushed to the limits, the number crunchers' findings were as follows:

Dundee Mad = 3
Dundee United Mad = hunners

[A. J]

Thousands of miles away...playing in Europe...and still only one thing on your mind
Pleasing 👍

Pot and kettle given you're never off here

[Arabdownsouth]

Thousands of miles away...playing in Europe...and still only one thing on your mind
Pleasing ��

Enjoy the fizzy league, you won't be missed. Brought absolutely nothing to the table in the big league and you'll soon be back to your comfort zone.