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paulharding
18-09-2023, 06:20 PM
Got a great song for John bostock
Goes to the tune of
When Johnny comes marching home/ animals went in two by two

He’s got a fu****ing massive co*k
Bostock Bostock
He’s got a fu****ing massive co*k
Bostock Bostock
He sha**ed a bird and now she’s dead
He swings his co*ck around his head
Johnny Bostock county’s number 16

Elite_Pie
18-09-2023, 06:42 PM
Got a great song for John bostock
Goes to the tune of
When Johnny comes marching home/ animals went in two by two

He’s got a fu****ing massive co*k
Bostock Bostock
He’s got a fu****ing massive co*k
Bostock Bostock
He sha**ed a bird and now she’s dead
He swings his co*ck around his head
Johnny Bostock county’s number 16

It's not in my nature to complain to the moderator because his job is difficult enough.

But that is plain wrong on so many levels.

Old_pie
18-09-2023, 06:44 PM
This board, for all its foibles, deserves better than an infantile puerile attempt at toilet humour. :?

TSANHO
18-09-2023, 06:54 PM
Got a great song for John bostock
Goes to the tune of
When Johnny comes marching home/ animals went in two by two

He’s got a fu****ing massive co*k
Bostock Bostock
He’s got a fu****ing massive co*k
Bostock Bostock
He sha**ed a bird and now she’s dead
He swings his co*ck around his head
Johnny Bostock county’s number 16

😂😂😂

That is god awful, but the child in me would kinda like to hear it! Just out of his interest, how are you privy to the size of his manhood? 😂

magpie_mania
18-09-2023, 06:56 PM
I can tell you for sure that Bostock would absolutely not want that sung.

Pies4u
18-09-2023, 07:03 PM
It's not in my nature to complain to the moderator because his job is difficult enough.

But that is plain wrong on so many levels.

My sentiments entirely!

That is ludicrously offensive & inappropriate. Quite bizarre.

CamPie
18-09-2023, 07:09 PM
Add my name to the list that find this offensive and totally inappropriate. Can this “thread” be removed? Swale a warning may be appropriate.

Chicken Balti Pie
18-09-2023, 07:39 PM
A devout Christian really would love having it sung about him killing someone with his genitals... did you even think before posting this tripe? I'm not a prude but do better

MagpieNate
18-09-2023, 07:42 PM
Have to assume this is just bait, trying to get a reaction.

Pies4u
18-09-2023, 07:47 PM
Have to assume this is just bait, trying to get a reaction.

It’s disturbing and unnecessary, that’s what it is.

Of course it will “get a reaction”, but that doesn’t make it acceptable.

CheltenhamPie
18-09-2023, 08:01 PM
Add my name to the list that find this offensive and totally inappropriate. Can this “thread” be removed? Swale a warning may be appropriate.

I totally agree with your statement.

durhampie
18-09-2023, 08:07 PM
Got a great song for John bostock
Goes to the tune of
When Johnny comes marching home/ animals went in two by two

He’s got a fu****ing massive co*k
Bostock Bostock
He’s got a fu****ing massive co*k
Bostock Bostock
He sha**ed a bird and now she’s dead
He swings his co*ck around his head
Johnny Bostock county’s number 16

A load of rubbish..

marky
18-09-2023, 08:21 PM
Got a great song for John bostock
Goes to the tune of
When Johnny comes marching home/ animals went in two by two

He’s got a fu****ing massive co*k
Bostock Bostock
He’s got a fu****ing massive co*k
Bostock Bostock
He sha**ed a bird and now she’s dead
He swings his co*ck around his head
Johnny Bostock county’s number 16

Absolute crap but I have to admit it would be kinda funny if it got sang though.

Elite_Pie
18-09-2023, 08:49 PM
Absolute crap but I have to admit it would be kinda funny if it got sang though.

"He sha**ed a bird and now she’s dead".

Please could you explain the humour that I've missed in that line?

SwalePie
18-09-2023, 08:53 PM
Yellow card for the OP. Thread closed. :s