https://boards.footymad.net/ Footymad club forum en Thu, 09 Apr 2026 02:20:34 GMT vBulletin 60 https://boards.footymad.net/images/misc/rss.png https://boards.footymad.net/ https://boards.footymad.net/showthread.php?t=38386113&goto=newpost Mon, 06 Apr 2026 14:03:09 GMT Constantly annoying all with their presence, a mutant monstrosity that was born in the toxic dump of the fens, in its stagnant pools, dragon flies, maggots feeding on dead rats, a poison capable of killing Budapest with a cup full.

Cambridge are to football what spray cheese is to fine dining, the rattling of a stick, in a swill bucket, a moog synthesiser at the royal albert hall.

If Paul Barry pointed his cane at me and called me a rogue, i would reply, "At which end Mlud?", divine guidance is needed.
United as a religion is prepostourous, it has no style, the apostolic succession will be Paul Barry to Judas Iscariot, no change there.

If we compare the match programme to the bible what do we find?, is it wisdom, health, wholesomeness, family values?, no we find a void, a soulless production, a pricey attempt at mind bending, a sanitary engineer that has downed tools.

That if you were to enter the Abbeys bowels on match day, all you would see are locusts. And today, match day, my soul is low, can defeat bring me joy, of course, will it happen?, no because the opposition have been knobbled, and someone has allowed uniteds walking frames to say intact.

God help me. ]]> Amber and Black Chat Psaw https://boards.footymad.net/showthread.php?t=38386113 https://boards.footymad.net/showthread.php?t=38385437&goto=newpost Sat, 28 Mar 2026 13:42:11 GMT A new town will be born and Cambridge will be the nearest city, how many of the 40,000 will end up United fans? You might as well ask how many street hooligans will Temsford have, Moscow thugs, Neil Kinnock lovers, yahoos, spongers, pot house customers, or gerbils. Bedford will soon have a football league club, as well as a disney world who gives a cuss about Cambridge. Tempsford wont be an english Moscow, full over traitorous *******s, men with an allegiance to demons, women with links to Ghislaine Maxwell. The earth is sown with dead bodies, people like me, normal, averse to Kinnock, that windbag, Starmer the robot, programming from Tehran, Moscow, Baghdad. To end Britain, to fair play, democracy, freedom and replace it with terror. The terror of the Abbey, Barry, Ball, Appere, Appere, is it a gazelle?, no its a scot. Isnt there anything nice about united?, no. Who can wear yellow and not feel an oaf, most united fans have ky jelly at hand just in case. That Starmer, once he clicks his fingers at you, you are done, quick, squirt some. That empty tubes stick out of bins in the boardrooms inner closet. With works of Marx hanging from the walls, and piped music of the red flag. Damn united, they should wear red not yellow, then again yellow is for cowards. Kinnock wore red, red hair, he was the first of his family to go to university and the last, they dont do degrees in domestic science anymore, Kinnock should have studied genetics and how interbreeding produces socialism, Kinnockism, windbag saying nothingism. Socialism is surely working class crud, dried cows dung on coldhams common, a mask, a mask that hides hades. Bedford v Cambridge, Bedford, Tempsford wins, uniteds attendances will go up by one every fourth game. Mind you, no upper classes will live in Temsford, maybe the attendances will go up by two. Mickey Mouse will be a bigger thrill. There will be no Daily Mirror readers in Temsford, because as lefty education is, no one will read or write, the scoreline Crawley 9 Cambridge 0 will look like hieroglyphs. That is all. A new town will be born and Cambridge will be the nearest city, how many of the 40,000 will end up United fans? You might as well ask how many street hooligans will Temsford have, Moscow thugs, Neil Kinnock lovers, yahoos, spongers, pot house customers, or gerbils.

Bedford will soon have a football league club, as well as a disney world who gives a cuss about Cambridge. Tempsford wont be an english Moscow, full over traitorous *******s, men with an allegiance to demons, women with links to Ghislaine Maxwell.

The earth is sown with dead bodies, people like me, normal, averse to Kinnock, that windbag, Starmer the robot, programming from Tehran, Moscow, Baghdad.

To end Britain, to fair play, democracy, freedom and replace it with terror.

The terror of the Abbey, Barry, Ball, Appere, Appere, is it a gazelle?, no its a scot. Isnt there anything nice about united?, no. Who can wear yellow and not feel an oaf, most united fans have ky jelly at hand just in case.

That Starmer, once he clicks his fingers at you, you are done, quick, squirt some.

That empty tubes stick out of bins in the boardrooms inner closet. With works of Marx hanging from the walls, and piped music of the red flag.

Damn united, they should wear red not yellow, then again yellow is for cowards. Kinnock wore red, red hair, he was the first of his family to go to university and the last, they dont do degrees in domestic science anymore, Kinnock should have studied genetics and how interbreeding produces socialism, Kinnockism, windbag saying nothingism.

Socialism is surely working class crud, dried cows dung on coldhams common, a mask, a mask that hides hades.
Bedford v Cambridge, Bedford, Tempsford wins, uniteds attendances will go up by one every fourth game.

Mind you, no upper classes will live in Temsford, maybe the attendances will go up by two.

Mickey Mouse will be a bigger thrill.

There will be no Daily Mirror readers in Temsford, because as lefty education is, no one will read or write, the scoreline Crawley 9 Cambridge 0 will look like hieroglyphs.

That is all. ]]> Amber and Black Chat Psaw https://boards.footymad.net/showthread.php?t=38385437 https://boards.footymad.net/showthread.php?t=38385083&goto=newpost Wed, 25 Mar 2026 13:38:21 GMT That united are in an advantageous position, is it futile to hope that they may yet miss promotion? Of course not , thinking it, willing it makes it happen!!!! That a person, an organisation that is a consequence of Harston must be flawed, deeply, an accident waiting to happen. Is Harston cursed?, yes by the best, only the cloven footed have ever trod its cobbles, where bear baiting was a sport, now converted to football. If you choose to enter, order the silver fittings for your coffin first, you will not leave peacefully. In ancient times, the goat footed inter bred, to produce half humans, from the shadows, where hags watched, looking for victims, having unleashed monsters onto the world, having mated with cyclops, men with wooden features, wolves, and beings from under the earth. Who can name such?, i can, one was John Chambers, Dick Habbin, John Peachey. And because of this surely promotion cannot happen its impossible that such monsters, flawed creations, spawn of devils can achieve anything but utter torment. If aliens landed in Harston, surely they would leave a big hole behind, deep and still smoking a week after leaving. And Appere, who can argue that he must be a child of Harston, fey, running wildly, flitting around like a deranged fly. Or Ball, the quasimodo, only presentable after extensive facial surgery, or Corr, a book reader, but only pretending, never read a book in his life, wearing spectacles like a mask. Football is not intellectual, its stupid. And Barry, the squire of Harston, da boss, the don hiding his third eye, two tongues one always licking his face, save for a strap. Promotion is not won, and by gum it wont be if i have anything to do with it, i shall summon the forces of evil, maybe from the ditches of Harston, the back houses where cauldrons of poison boil all day and night, to summon a demon. To sow grief into the abbey soil, to turn hot showers to cold, to maggotize the steaks in the boardroom. That is all. That united are in an advantageous position, is it futile to hope that they may yet miss promotion?

Of course not , thinking it, willing it makes it happen!!!! That a person, an organisation that is a consequence of Harston must be flawed, deeply, an accident waiting to happen.

Is Harston cursed?, yes by the best, only the cloven footed have ever trod its cobbles, where bear baiting was a sport, now converted to football. If you choose to enter, order the silver fittings for your coffin first, you will not leave peacefully.

In ancient times, the goat footed inter bred, to produce half humans, from the shadows, where hags watched, looking for victims, having unleashed monsters onto the world, having mated with cyclops, men with wooden features, wolves, and beings from under the earth.

Who can name such?, i can, one was John Chambers, Dick Habbin, John Peachey.

And because of this surely promotion cannot happen its impossible that such monsters, flawed creations, spawn of devils can achieve anything but utter torment.

If aliens landed in Harston, surely they would leave a big hole behind, deep and still smoking a week after leaving. And Appere, who can argue that he must be a child of Harston, fey, running wildly, flitting around like a deranged fly.

Or Ball, the quasimodo, only presentable after extensive facial surgery, or Corr, a book reader, but only pretending, never read a book in his life, wearing spectacles like a mask.

Football is not intellectual, its stupid. And Barry, the squire of Harston, da boss, the don hiding his third eye, two tongues one always licking his face, save for a strap.

Promotion is not won, and by gum it wont be if i have anything to do with it, i shall summon the forces of evil, maybe from the ditches of Harston, the back houses where cauldrons of poison boil all day and night, to summon a demon.

To sow grief into the abbey soil, to turn hot showers to cold, to maggotize the steaks in the boardroom.

That is all. ]]> Amber and Black Chat Psaw https://boards.footymad.net/showthread.php?t=38385083 https://boards.footymad.net/showthread.php?t=38384533&goto=newpost Fri, 20 Mar 2026 17:30:31 GMT Curse this blasted place, full of jelly boned swines, slimy belly wriggling invetebrates, miserable rotters, the snivelling palsied detestable walking vampires borrowed from the hammer house of horror. Am i like this?, i must be, at least i know it. Except for one thing, i am not a blockhead, that name is reserved for tickets for admission to Cambridge games. I would rather read the first 200 pages of Ulysses, that tosh, than clap when Watts runs out, or the pimply Knight, the mediocrity of Assdown or whatever his name is the keeper. Keeper indeed, you call that a keeper? I call it Lttlle Nell, Dame Edith Evans, Chuang Tzu, something that fell to earth and United signed it. Cambridge has a Daily Mirror mentality, has the smell of Corbyns butt, its uncivilised, lacking class, it has harpy talons, a vultures behaviour, it sucks the blood if there is a heart that pumps. When Columbus came to Cambridge he fled to America, when john steinbeck heard of Cambridge, he didnt come here, he took up maths. When i came here, sent by the holy ghost, ah, i wasnt joking, god wanted me to suffer, Robin Hardy, Graham Rathbone, Graham Howell, John McDonnell, Jimmy White, how did i survive? By good fortune, by seeing but not absorbing, by having my head in the clouds. And now, life is this hard, United are third, and my teeth grind, my legs shake, surely this is not happening. Barry needs a stake in his heart, or even a steak. Surely someone somewhere has a silver bullet or is that another existence? Another monster, there are so many. Barry will be laughing at me, my pain is undeniable, my sorrow overwhelming, job has nothing on this. Where can i find succour? Is it in Jack Daniels, ? walking the by ways of the cam? losing myself with paid girls? Can United not get promoted? i hope so......help. Ill see if i can puncture some of their footballs. Curse this blasted place, full of jelly boned swines, slimy belly wriggling invetebrates, miserable rotters, the snivelling palsied detestable walking vampires borrowed from the hammer house of horror.

Am i like this?, i must be, at least i know it. Except for one thing, i am not a blockhead, that name is reserved for tickets for admission to Cambridge games.

I would rather read the first 200 pages of Ulysses, that tosh, than clap when Watts runs out, or the pimply Knight, the mediocrity of Assdown or whatever his name is the keeper. Keeper indeed, you call that a keeper?

I call it Lttlle Nell, Dame Edith Evans, Chuang Tzu, something that fell to earth and United signed it.

Cambridge has a Daily Mirror mentality, has the smell of Corbyns butt, its uncivilised, lacking class, it has harpy talons, a vultures behaviour, it sucks the blood if there is a heart that pumps.

When Columbus came to Cambridge he fled to America, when john steinbeck heard of Cambridge, he didnt come here, he took up maths.

When i came here, sent by the holy ghost, ah, i wasnt joking, god wanted me to suffer, Robin Hardy, Graham Rathbone, Graham Howell, John McDonnell, Jimmy White, how did i survive?

By good fortune, by seeing but not absorbing, by having my head in the clouds.

And now, life is this hard, United are third, and my teeth grind, my legs shake, surely this is not happening. Barry needs a stake in his heart, or even a steak. Surely someone somewhere has a silver bullet or is that another existence?

Another monster, there are so many. Barry will be laughing at me, my pain is undeniable, my sorrow overwhelming, job has nothing on this.

Where can i find succour? Is it in Jack Daniels, ? walking the by ways of the cam? losing myself with paid girls? Can United not get promoted? i hope so......help. Ill see if i can puncture some of their footballs. ]]> Amber and Black Chat Psaw https://boards.footymad.net/showthread.php?t=38384533 https://boards.footymad.net/showthread.php?t=38383803&goto=newpost Sat, 14 Mar 2026 14:10:57 GMT Or Parson Drove for that matter, the answer is no. Take away the inner tube, that communist, woke bastion of sh ite, the school, and what do you get, a marginally bigger Wisbech. It calls itself the capitol of the fens, so it might be bigger. All Cambridge residents ask, unlike fen folk, is not to work but get paid anyway, and free housing., and they get it. And like their forbears, from Prussia and Normandy, they wish they could torture from morning till night, then roast someone. They cant do this, instead they invented football on parkers piece, then set up the foulest club in the country Cambridge United. The pain of being flayed alive, burnt, cut, then hung only to be let down before its terminal, only to do it again, is in the DNA of Cambridge and the football club. How many games are there per season, 46, not counting cup games etc, how many are like being tortured?, all. What psychological pain is there, plenty, listen to Neil Harris and Paul Barry, cackling, incredulity is the start. And then, to add more injury, we must tolerate leftism, surely a greter pain than having a match lit and coming in your direction. And where is the aristocracy?, they have fled, to be replaced by Anthony Wedgwood Benn, the Germ Corbyn, Starmer. And, at the club, secretely they have statues of Paddy Rayment, John Lyon, a battleship turning, Roly Horrey, always trying to out run the defence because thats all he could do, that Italian geezer, that reminds all of mash means smash. Cambridge is a hole. Cambridge United, at the birth place of football, curse it. Or Parson Drove for that matter, the answer is no. Take away the inner tube, that communist, woke bastion of sh ite, the school, and what do you get, a marginally bigger Wisbech.

It calls itself the capitol of the fens, so it might be bigger. All Cambridge residents ask, unlike fen folk, is not to work but get paid anyway, and free housing., and they get it.

And like their forbears, from Prussia and Normandy, they wish they could torture from morning till night, then roast someone.

They cant do this, instead they invented football on parkers piece, then set up the foulest club in the country Cambridge United. The pain of being flayed alive, burnt, cut, then hung only to be let down before its terminal, only to do it again, is in the DNA of Cambridge and the football club.

How many games are there per season, 46, not counting cup games etc, how many are like being tortured?, all.

What psychological pain is there, plenty, listen to Neil Harris and Paul Barry, cackling, incredulity is the start.

And then, to add more injury, we must tolerate leftism, surely a greter pain than having a match lit and coming in your direction.

And where is the aristocracy?, they have fled, to be replaced by Anthony Wedgwood Benn, the Germ Corbyn, Starmer.

And, at the club, secretely they have statues of Paddy Rayment, John Lyon, a battleship turning, Roly Horrey, always trying to out run the defence because thats all he could do, that Italian geezer, that reminds all of mash means smash.

Cambridge is a hole.

Cambridge United, at the birth place of football, curse it. ]]> Amber and Black Chat Psaw https://boards.footymad.net/showthread.php?t=38383803 https://boards.footymad.net/showthread.php?t=38383481&goto=newpost Wed, 11 Mar 2026 13:27:12 GMT I dont. If i want to watch the play halfway to hell, i can see that at home. To go to the Abbey is to go all the way, it will be like having to give a commentary on an autopsy. Which would be better,? a game with an interval, or an interval with no game?, answer an interval with no game, doing it this way means the club makes lots of money and can erect a statue to Paddy Rayment. United are drowning the youngsters who go in post traumatic stress, that they wake in the night screaming, weeping, and expecting United players to turn to religion as a futile way to bring sense to whats happening. This is therapy, the only mistake they made is going, oh and number 2, the game kicked off. To prevent any game kicking off ever again, i must report the club to Trump and explain, im sure a b52 will arrive. The problem will be that bombs wont stop the game, just slow it down, at least a barbie will be available, Knight on brown with mustard. Crispy Watt in a bun, onions, sauce, at least there, and in about 20 buns he will be of some use, on the pitch he is just a heavy clumping rhino, a rhino with ho horn. He is a player of small talent, forged in a coal mine, his face still blackened carrying flasks of tea just in case there is a cave in. For him to live in Cambridge is like Sinatra living in Southery Norfolk. Or Presley living in Clacton. Isnt it time he applied to work in a newsagent? Or a chip shop, football is to high brow. That is all. I dont. If i want to watch the play halfway to hell, i can see that at home. To go to the Abbey is to go all the way, it will be like having to give a commentary on an autopsy.

Which would be better,? a game with an interval, or an interval with no game?, answer an interval with no game, doing it this way means the club makes lots of money and can erect a statue to Paddy Rayment.

United are drowning the youngsters who go in post traumatic stress, that they wake in the night screaming, weeping, and expecting United players to turn to religion as a futile way to bring sense to whats happening.

This is therapy, the only mistake they made is going, oh and number 2, the game kicked off. To prevent any game kicking off ever again, i must report the club to Trump and explain, im sure a b52 will arrive.

The problem will be that bombs wont stop the game, just slow it down, at least a barbie will be available, Knight on brown with mustard.

Crispy Watt in a bun, onions, sauce, at least there, and in about 20 buns he will be of some use, on the pitch he is just a heavy clumping rhino, a rhino with ho horn.

He is a player of small talent, forged in a coal mine, his face still blackened carrying flasks of tea just in case there is a cave in.

For him to live in Cambridge is like Sinatra living in Southery Norfolk.

Or Presley living in Clacton. Isnt it time he applied to work in a newsagent? Or a chip shop, football is to high brow.

That is all. ]]> Amber and Black Chat Psaw https://boards.footymad.net/showthread.php?t=38383481