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			<title>Two tier</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2026 09:17:08 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Social services 

Gang rape of tens of thousands ignored.

Did they also ignore injuries on bairn because of the ***uality of adoptees?

Death penalty only appropriate sentence, whether that comes from state or in prison.</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Social services <br />
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Gang rape of tens of thousands ignored.<br />
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Did they also ignore injuries on bairn because of the ***uality of adoptees?<br />
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Death penalty only appropriate sentence, whether that comes from state or in prison.]]></content:encoded>
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			<dc:creator>Returnofrros</dc:creator>
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			<title>Mibbe me</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2026 08:24:35 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[But I absolutely cringe at some of.....Ney vast majority of Scotland &quot;fans&quot;.

I used the term fans loosely as most of them seem to be no really interested in football just being a Scotty MCScottiness caricature......some of the worst are woman or men over 60.

Food banks will be busy when they get back.....no doubt &#128516;

I think the England hooligan thing abroad has pretty much disappeared ( still get a riot in Colchester, Cheltenham or Chester if they lose on the big screen ) but actual fans who go much more into the actual results and football, Welsh the same....don't know about Ireland.

It looks to me that the &quot;tartan army&quot; are the tournament jesters before returning to dreary lives blaming everything on everyone else.

Tartan fatigue]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[But I absolutely cringe at some of.....Ney vast majority of Scotland &quot;fans&quot;.<br />
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I used the term fans loosely as most of them seem to be no really interested in football just being a Scotty MCScottiness caricature......some of the worst are woman or men over 60.<br />
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Food banks will be busy when they get back.....no doubt &#128516;<br />
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I think the England hooligan thing abroad has pretty much disappeared ( still get a riot in Colchester, Cheltenham or Chester if they lose on the big screen ) but actual fans who go much more into the actual results and football, Welsh the same....don't know about Ireland.<br />
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It looks to me that the &quot;tartan army&quot; are the tournament jesters before returning to dreary lives blaming everything on everyone else.<br />
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Tartan fatigue]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>1974</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 07:32:17 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Never scored enough v zaire.

3 pts and very poor GD......might/might no cut it this time.

Can't see anything v the Africans or Brazil......but I wonder if they need a PT now.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Never scored enough v zaire.<br />
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3 pts and very poor GD......might/might no cut it this time.<br />
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Can't see anything v the Africans or Brazil......but I wonder if they need a PT now.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Dundee knife and axe lassie</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2026 14:30:03 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>So she was right and telling the truth.

Humza .....Cannae hear ye

Swinney .....Cannae hear ye

BBC......Cannae hear ye

DCT.......Cannae hear ye</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[So she was right and telling the truth.<br />
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Humza .....Cannae hear ye<br />
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Swinney .....Cannae hear ye<br />
<br />
BBC......Cannae hear ye<br />
<br />
DCT.......Cannae hear ye]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Lassie 17</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2026 14:28:19 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Stabbed in the neck in Burnley area.

Looks like another mad migrant</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Stabbed in the neck in Burnley area.<br />
<br />
Looks like another mad migrant]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Canada v Bosnia</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 22:10:40 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Decent enough game.

Fairly attacking</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Decent enough game.<br />
<br />
Fairly attacking]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Elvis interview</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 08:59:51 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[In courier......honest as the day is long again.

Top 6, we are playing for 1 place....so unlikely.

What I've been saying for a number of years.

Safety ain't ever gonna be achieved till last few games whatever way you cut it except in exceptional circs.

The big five so far ahead financially.

I just hope Nelms backs him and he dosent have to wait too long for signings, we don't want to sacrifice a LC run because we have to wait till mid August for loan signings.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[In courier......honest as the day is long again.<br />
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Top 6, we are playing for 1 place....so unlikely.<br />
<br />
What I've been saying for a number of years.<br />
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Safety ain't ever gonna be achieved till last few games whatever way you cut it except in exceptional circs.<br />
<br />
The big five so far ahead financially.<br />
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I just hope Nelms backs him and he dosent have to wait too long for signings, we don't want to sacrifice a LC run because we have to wait till mid August for loan signings.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Stupid</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 14:25:47 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Putting solid gates on Derry.

Be covered in graffiti in a week.

Railings was all that was needed.

Still Nelmsy knows best. &#128580;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Putting solid gates on Derry.<br />
<br />
Be covered in graffiti in a week.<br />
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Railings was all that was needed.<br />
<br />
Still Nelmsy knows best. &#128580;]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Attempted beheading</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 07:14:48 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[In Belfast.

These Welsh choirboys are out of control.

No time for n ire terrorism but these barbaric ****s will be driven out over there....if the govt won't do it....others will.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[In Belfast.<br />
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These Welsh choirboys are out of control.<br />
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No time for n ire terrorism but these barbaric ****s will be driven out over there....if the govt won't do it....others will.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>SNP annual accounts for the year ending 31st December 2024</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2026 21:44:32 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>I enclose the SNP annual accounts for the year ending 31st December 2024 which are submitted to the Electoral Commission every year. https://search.electoralcommission.org.uk/Api/Accounts/Documents/27288
Note 21 on Page 23 of the enclosed annual accounts are particularly interesting as the value of the motorhome is listed in the accounts as ?100,790 but due to depreciation to date it is valued as ?41,284.  
It is also stated in the accounts that SNP retains ownership of their motorhome and hope to get it back but they cannot use it as it has been impounded.</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I enclose the SNP annual accounts for the year ending 31st December 2024 which are submitted to the Electoral Commission every year. <a href="https://search.electoralcommission.org.uk/Api/Accounts/Documents/27288" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">https://search.electoralcommission.o...ocuments/27288</a><br />
Note 21 on Page 23 of the enclosed annual accounts are particularly interesting as the value of the motorhome is listed in the accounts as ?100,790 but due to depreciation to date it is valued as ?41,284.  <br />
It is also stated in the accounts that SNP retains ownership of their motorhome and hope to get it back but they cannot use it as it has been impounded.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Congreve</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2026 21:08:23 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>1st cap for Wales tonight.

One of many.

Well done Elvis.</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[1st cap for Wales tonight.<br />
<br />
One of many.<br />
<br />
Well done Elvis.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Muslims that got aff with Manchester airport</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2026 17:05:18 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Attack.

Brother In polis.....up on racism charge.

Uncle also in polis.</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Attack.<br />
<br />
Brother In polis.....up on racism charge.<br />
<br />
Uncle also in polis.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>World Cup Club Compensation Payments</title>
			<link>https://boards.footymad.net/forum/clubs/dundee-fc/dees-banter/33186-world-cup-club-compensation-payments</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2026 13:11:26 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Read an article about how much a club receives for every day one of their players is involved at the World Cup finals. Payment is over ?8,000 per day per player from 10 days prior to the first game until the end of the group stage. After the group stage payments continue only for players of teams still in the competition. If a player is in the 26 man squad the club side would be paid c. ?225,000 even if eliminated at the group stage. If Luke had sneaked into the squad that would have netted a tidy sum and look at Rangers, Celtic and Hearts will pick up with the players they have in the squad a number of whom will never play. Luke getting in would have been a nice see bonus but I don't reckon any Dee supporter would have been counting on any possibility of it happening. Our deluded 'World Famous' neighbours, some of their support anyway, have been counting what they were going to get from Agyei getting into the Ghana squad and Naamo into the Iraq squad. Turns out neither made the final squads announced. One tube was going on about getting a windfall from the signing of their New Zealand forward who is a actually still contracted to a club down under until the end of June. In any case payments are made proportionately to the players clubs over the past two seasons. Just confirms what a funny lot they are.

On a serious note though it can be worth taking a punt on a player who could get into the squad of a smaller nation who squeezes into the next World Finals.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Read an article about how much a club receives for every day one of their players is involved at the World Cup finals. Payment is over ?8,000 per day per player from 10 days prior to the first game until the end of the group stage. After the group stage payments continue only for players of teams still in the competition. If a player is in the 26 man squad the club side would be paid c. ?225,000 even if eliminated at the group stage. If Luke had sneaked into the squad that would have netted a tidy sum and look at Rangers, Celtic and Hearts will pick up with the players they have in the squad a number of whom will never play. Luke getting in would have been a nice see bonus but I don't reckon any Dee supporter would have been counting on any possibility of it happening. Our deluded 'World Famous' neighbours, some of their support anyway, have been counting what they were going to get from Agyei getting into the Ghana squad and Naamo into the Iraq squad. Turns out neither made the final squads announced. One tube was going on about getting a windfall from the signing of their New Zealand forward who is a actually still contracted to a club down under until the end of June. In any case payments are made proportionately to the players clubs over the past two seasons. Just confirms what a funny lot they are.<br />
<br />
On a serious note though it can be worth taking a punt on a player who could get into the squad of a smaller nation who squeezes into the next World Finals.]]></content:encoded>
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			<dc:creator>Dodbroon</dc:creator>
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			<title>Mccracken</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2026 12:54:24 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Away 

Wee bit disappointed with that.

Keeper and potentially 2 CB away.</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Away <br />
<br />
Wee bit disappointed with that.<br />
<br />
Keeper and potentially 2 CB away.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title>Had one of they</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2026 16:26:38 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Electric scooter things doing 30 mph pull up alongside me on macalpine Rd.

Driver and passenger, mibbe 16 and 13 staring in car and I think trying to intimidate.....balaclavas nae helmets black gear

For what purpose I'm no sure.

Drove alongside till the circle at the Kingsway 

Is this a thing?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Electric scooter things doing 30 mph pull up alongside me on macalpine Rd.<br />
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Driver and passenger, mibbe 16 and 13 staring in car and I think trying to intimidate.....balaclavas nae helmets black gear<br />
<br />
For what purpose I'm no sure.<br />
<br />
Drove alongside till the circle at the Kingsway <br />
<br />
Is this a thing?]]></content:encoded>
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