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    On the eve of disaster at notts co it is prudent to review treatment options for Neil Harris, and as always how to deliver. Is it under the auspices of compulsion or acceptance, my guess would be compulsion.

    Having been strapped down, is it intravenous, electric, or induced sleep? that relieving a racing brain through induced uncosciouness has many benefits.

    Lets try intravenous Mackeson, Mackeson or a concentrated brown and mild? Maybe with a whisky thrown in. If he is conscious during tomorrows game, and upon witnessing no 5 going in the Cambridge net maybe something stronger, absinthe, a pint.

    Italian grappa can kill a shark. Or two. We will need a nurse to monitor ***** signs, especially when he realises his next managrial job will be Poole Town or Aldershot.
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