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Despite the ****ness of tonights football, this did make me giggle:
When Ally McCoist was at Rangers, he says having Gazza as a teammate didn?t stop at the training ground.
Because Paul Gascoigne somehow ended up treating Ally?s house like it was his.
One night, Ally says his wife woke him up because she could hear noises downstairs.
He did the normal thing. Assumed the worst. Thought it was burglars.
So he went down, ready for trouble.
And there was Gazza.
Not robbing the place.
Just casually playing snooker in the middle of the night.
Ally said he stood there like, what are you doing?
And Gazza?s explanation was basically: ?I couldn?t sleep.?
Then he made it worse.
Because he told Ally he?d remembered where a spare key was kept, after overhearing him mention it to his wife.
And, as if that wasn?t cheeky enough, Gazza actually asked if he wanted a frame.
Ally says it happened again another night.
This time he came downstairs and found Gazza with the fridge door open, rummaging around like he lived there.
Ally went, ?What the f*** are you doing? It?s four o?clock.?
Gazza just shrugged it off.
He told him he was hungry, had nothing in his own place, so he?d come round to ?make myself a sandwich.?
Ally says he just went back upstairs, told his wife it was Paul, and by that point it had basically become normal.
When Ally McCoist was at Rangers, he says having Gazza as a teammate didn?t stop at the training ground.
Because Paul Gascoigne somehow ended up treating Ally?s house like it was his.
One night, Ally says his wife woke him up because she could hear noises downstairs.
He did the normal thing. Assumed the worst. Thought it was burglars.
So he went down, ready for trouble.
And there was Gazza.
Not robbing the place.
Just casually playing snooker in the middle of the night.
Ally said he stood there like, what are you doing?
And Gazza?s explanation was basically: ?I couldn?t sleep.?
Then he made it worse.
Because he told Ally he?d remembered where a spare key was kept, after overhearing him mention it to his wife.
And, as if that wasn?t cheeky enough, Gazza actually asked if he wanted a frame.
Ally says it happened again another night.
This time he came downstairs and found Gazza with the fridge door open, rummaging around like he lived there.
Ally went, ?What the f*** are you doing? It?s four o?clock.?
Gazza just shrugged it off.
He told him he was hungry, had nothing in his own place, so he?d come round to ?make myself a sandwich.?
Ally says he just went back upstairs, told his wife it was Paul, and by that point it had basically become normal.