A little boy found a piece of .......
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A little boy found a piece of .......
stale left over relegation party cake that Winnie had baked in eager anticipation of Yubby's fall from Fantasy footy grace in the year 2017. Unfortunately ...
because it was the last time Yubby didn't finish in the top 2, Winnie didn't like the fact that this stale piece of cake was the reminder of the last time she finished above her stunningly handsome brother, so she ate it and....
it cheered her up no end when she remembered how fat her brother had grown, whilst comfort eating said cake. He'd never managed to lose the timber from that year, and so very much looked the part of one of the "fat cats" of the Fantasy League.
Winnie's cheering up came to an abrupt end when she found the cake did funny things, as she found herself magically whisked off to Fantasy League island where ....
Aston Villa players actually made their managers money and....
Gabby was the regular triple points captain of choice.
Suddenly ...
Jim Carey came bouncing in and claimed that....
he'd been offered the lead role in a film of the now infamous 2020 VM Fantasy League season where ...
he plays Dazzy, Nicholas Cage plays Bingo, Russell Crowe plays Ozfan, Winnie is played by........
Princess Shrek on account of her having turned green with envy since the start of Yubby's fantasy league fantasy success. Yubby is played by himself on account of Tom Cruise turning down the role as he felt that he ... ummm ...what's that bro? Oh apparently he felt he couldn't match Yubby's looks, charm and sophistication. (Did I get that right, Yubbs? :D)
So, feeling lucky to have been cast as the most dashing fantasy leaguers ever, Jim, Nicholas, Russell and umm Yubby decided to celebrate by ...