As I rapidly head towards my 60th year and I'm getting no younger I thought that I would buy a funeral plan,a few clicks on my phone and £1500 later it's all done and dusted,no funeral,no mourners and no grave,just put into the oven at reg 800 and the ashes given to your next of kin to dispose of,has anyone else gone down the express route or do you want people people laughing as they listen to Another One Bites The Dust (or whatever) being played as the coffin goes through the curtains?